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There are two kind of people in this world
one who earn money
and second who spend the money
people also call them husband and wife
marriage!
A strange turn of life
where a money maker found a money spender
and few people make money from marriages
like our champaklal desai
he fixed 475 marriages till today
he would have scored 500 marriages
but since he brought his son in joint venture
he opened many marriages joints...
we will introduce you from him
in few moments
are you happy with this marriage?
Yes!
What a guy you found for us?
Thankyou very much!
You should be thankful to god
i think groom has come let's go!
Thankyou so much that you supported me
if you won't be with me so i will never get my love
either your fortune match or not
but hearts must be matched
and you can lie in marriage matters
get ready!
He is mansukh desai!
Son of champaklal desai
take it to tent!
Yes!
He is a good guy
but his fortune is not getting match i will fix it
what lie?
Either your fortune match or not, but your heart must be matched
may i tell you one thing?
Which marriage i am fixing
the bride's father is against love marriage
but we made him fool like...
that bride's father thinks it's an arrange marriage
and you can lie in marriage matters
you don't worry! I will handle everything
i will talk to you later.
Play the music!
What to play you have finished everything
this marriage won't take place
i wouldn't fix 500 marriages
but you will must break 500 marriages
you don't interfere
he broke my fixed marriage
papa! I am sorry! He is saying sorry
if you would have said sorry before his birth
that champak i am sorry
i can't give you the child
so i would be happy
get out from here!
This house doors are closed for you forever
father is tired to fix marriages
but he is not tired to break them
today his game is over
they broke the barrier
our bro will break their bones
real gold in ghee boxes
you have done great job to open this yard
black business behind white milk business
close the door!
Khiladi is back!
Police officer!
Get out from here!
Panjabi never comes quite
and they never go quite
i have disappeared many police officers like you
where did he go?
Are you looking for trash?
Then find in trash can
you are here!
How did i came here?
We didn't see anything
three things exist in this world but nobody have seen them
world of ghosts
true love
and speed of bahattar singh
now tell me who you are?
Name bahattar!
District malkan pur village tasi
blessed with god
and 786 on my hand
what about gurdas pur?
They have called up
and... speak!
They have refused your proposal for their daughter
why nobody gives his daughter to me?
Why are you getting upset?
You will get a girl like...
entire world will see her
why entire world will see her?
Only i will see her
what about these buffalos?
Divide them in villagers. Divide?
One buffalo cost is 20,000
don't argue with me
we have arrested big criminals
divide them in villagers
they will get the milk and pray for us
and we will arrest more dangerous criminals
i will sell the yard
we will open the school here
he divide everything in people
that's why people call him khiladi bhaiya.
Ask her that will she marry me?
She is simran and she has refused 4 months earlier
so why she is dancing with me
am i his father's slave?
An old lady came this morning
and she said to me amol parekar give me 4 feet white cotton
am i really looks like amol parekar?
I have become amol parekar
why you are sitting like amitach bachan of sharabi movie
quit drinking.
I have quit everything since childhood
when i go to school then teacher said quit school
when i went to play cricket then kids said quit playing
when i came out on my back
then neighbour said drop me to market
and today my dad said...
leave the house
i have opened this house for funeral stuff
but i don't carry dead bodies
you don't carry dead bodies
and i couldn't handle the burden of my insult
i couldn't fix one marriage
not a single bride sat in the car cause of me...
somebody control her, she is out of control
your life will be change
can't you see?
You broke my car
shut up!
It's all happening because of you
because of me?
But i have come to marry you,
you want to marry me? I swear!
With indu tendulkar?
Get lost from here
what i am saying?
Now you are dead!
She is psycho!
Did you see?
Another groom escaped because of me
yes! Wherever you will look groom will escape from there
now tell me!
Who did it?
What they have done?
He broke my car
sit in the car!
Who are you?
I am running my shop and i was getting shave here
so she hit her car here. And you!
I am mansukh desai!
I screw the people
tell him clearly!
We call it marriage!
I fix marriages,
if they are feeding us nice meal then let's have breakfast
then we will take bath
god won't be angry in one day...
yes! He is t. T!
He is ruling mumbai underworld from 20 years
but police didn't found any evidence against him
it's also have a secret
every witness against t. T is disappeared
you can survive from death but not from t. T
watch how t. T deals the people
tonight at 10.30 only on jago bharat t. V
sit!
My name is t.t. T
tatya tukaram tendulkar.
Who don't know you?
Tell me who don't know me
he will know me
my name is not famous for nothing
tatya gave me strength
tendulkar gave me fame
for indu's marriage...
he is asking what tukaram gave you
he gave me birth
i have heard that you fix marriages
yes!
You have already seen my sister indu
she studied from london
till 10th standard
till 10th standard...
otherwise...
now if rich people like you won't have stubborn sister
then mansukh won't be here
i will do everything for indu's marriage
but i need a decent family
decent! I know a decent family
i will bring him in ten days
why ten days? Ask him thirteen days
when i am talking to client then don't interfere
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