Caroline and Jackie

You know what he told everybody in court?

They need to be held accountable for their actions.

One hour.

One hour doing this!

You have two and a half already left.

There's something about craftsman homes.

I think he'll hire me.

I think he'll hire me, which is nice.

But, uhh, now it's completely...

Shoot 'em, shoot 'em.

Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!

Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!

Is it bad that I'm doing this?

Oh my God.

As much as I do adore how much you like my salad.

Mm-hmm?

I was thinking that, maybe?

Just for dinner tonight, it could just be me and Caroline?

Let us eat together and then you can come over

and have, like, leftovers tomorrow?

Ow.

Just the two of you?

Yeah, I haven't seen her in a while.

Is that okay?

Yeah, I think so.

I know.

Hi!

Oh, I missed you so much.

Oh, I miss you too.

Hi, how was your flight? It was good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Hi.

Hi.

Oh, wow.

Oh, this looks great. Isn't it pretty?

I can't believe what you've done.

We redid all the walls.

It looks fantastic. Thanks.

And that's so cute...

You can't come in here, I have a surprise.

Okay.

We're going to take your luggage upstairs.

Okay!

Good, 'cause I have to go to the bathroom.

Let me get that one. No, I got it.

Hey! It's heavy.

I got it.

So you know Ryan's dad works for that construction company

so they pretty much, like, did the stairs for free.

Okay. They look great.

We painted the gorgeous color green.

Hey!

Hey!

Welcome. Happy birthday.

Hi.

Happy birthday.

Pretty. Nice. I know.

Pretty? Yes.

Look at that face.

Let me get your luggage.

Okay. Thank you.

Isn't it cute?

Wow.

I could never pick a color like that.

Aww, thanks.

Yeah.

This is... You got Nana's quilt?

Mom gave it to me.

Oh.

How lucky.

So here's the plan.

Ryan's going to take off in a couple minutes.

And I have a big surprise for you downstairs...

He can't leave. I'm just getting to know him.

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

I made you Nana's pot roast!

Oh!

And it's really good.

The first one is in the garbage, but the second one...

I bet you cleaned all morning...

But I already did it.

And I don't want you going anywhere. Okay.

I made reservations.

Maybe we could do the pot roast tomorrow night.

Well, it's not...

'Cause it's the night of the birthday.

I'd love to go out. It's not, it's pot roast.

You know it's always better the second day.

I'd really love to. And I'm not budging on this.

That's the plan and we're...

You know, it's her birthday, maybe.

Okay, well I wish you'd told me that you made plans.

Well, I'm telling you now.

There you go.

I've been cooking for, like, 32 hours...

I know. I know. That's kind of my fault.

She should have told me that she made reservations.

Jackie!

What are you doing with William's keys?

He's out of town. I'm taking care of his cats.

I think you should take me to help take care of his cats.

You can come.

He has a pool, right?

I think you've been in that pool.

Yes I have. Over and over.

Ready to go?

Yeah? We should probably run.

You good in here?

Yeah.

# If I live

# To see the next fall

Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!

# Ain't gonna have

Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!

# No cabbage at all

Ol' Uncle Wabbit.

# He's got a habit

He's so sick of this song.

Hi.

Hi.

We have a... what? Reservation?

Your room's right this way.

Room?

Room?

Why is everybody running?

Surprise! Happy birthday!

But it's not my birthday for another two months.

I know, but I never get to

celebrate your birthday with you.

So I thought this would be fun.

Alright. I'll take it.

Yeah. Come on in.

I thought you weren't coming back for another week?

I know. We cut the tour...

You're back early.

Let me look at you.

Is that bad?

Ah, no. No, no, no.

and I got on a plane, came back here, just landed

and I came here for your birthday.

Well, thank you very much.

Uh, not since halfway through the tour.

Know what, I'm off girls.

Now. For a while. I'm off women for a while.

I understand.

Anyway, birthday, birthday time for you.

Okay, don't want to talk about it!

For you and your beautiful sister.

Who are you?

This is Charlie.

The infamous Charlie?

This is Charlie.

Hi.

Happy birthday.

Two months early but I'll take it.

Cute.

I know.

Wee. No.

Is he legal?

I think.

You don't even know. Oh, my God.

I'm guessing.

Aah!

And it begins!

And it begins!

Tell me something funny, you know?

Uh, funny...

Thank you so much.

How come... how come you didn't invite any of your friends?

What do you mean? We're all friends.

Tell me. Fashions. What's happening with you?

Um, no, I'm doing this awesomely itchy...

Oh yeah.

Ryan and I had a little experiment last week,

so I'm trying to do like an eco-friendly offshoot,

of course, because why wouldn't I?

Everybody's doing it right now.

And then, I made him this, like, shirt

and it made him break out in hives.

Knitted it out of like a burlap sack?

It was in like hemp

and just like some kind of grass that he was allergic to.

It was made of poison sumac.

No it was not! It was not.

Would you like some wine?

Yes, please.

When you perfect it please sign me up on your list.

I would love to have one of whatever.

I give you free shit all the time.

You're such a little moocher.

I don't want any of your organic stuff.

Michelle's boyfriend rides BMXs.

You wanted wine, right?

But he doesn't have his driver's license yet.

Since when are you so domestic?

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

So have you ever broken an arm?

Yeah.

Yeah, I've broken just about every bone in my body.