Coffee Cat Mama (Mao Si Ma Ma / 貓屎媽媽)

Thank you.

Auntie!

Oh, what a surprise!

Just wanted a chat with you.

I mean to rent part of So Mei's cafe for my cake shop.

I am working on a signature cake.

Could you give me some advice?

Her cafe really is struggling? She has to sublet the shop?

A drug transaction was busted there a couple of days ago.

Now no one dares to go there.

What?

When it rains, it pours.

She first had the back luck meeting that Norman,

then it came the food poisoning.

Now the cafe is known as a drug den.

Just close it for good.

It'd be a clean break.

That hussy could then be out of the old guy's shadow.

You and Mei fell out because of him.

If the cafe is closed for good, it means his chapter is closed,

and you can formally court her again.

Auntie, you paint too kind a picture of me.

Though it was two years ago, I still have not forgotten I failed her.

It's not your fault.

You were drunk and you mistook me for her.

Or you wouldn't have told me everything.

I was out of love and so I was unhappy.

I was upset because I'd lost to an old man.

When she needed help the most I stabbed her at the back,

and caused the rift between her and her most beloved.

And I said I loved her!

I wasn't even qualified to love her.

I am sorry!

When I told the guys to come here more often,

I didn't mean they could do deals here.

Brother Fart, I am sorry. I didn't know they would do this.

Don't play the ignorant here...

Brother Fart, sorry...

It's his fault, some underlings he's got...

Leave!

Now!

You are the lousy roaster that replaced me?

You know who I am?

Scum.

Dude, where did you come from?

Jamaican Royal Academy of Coffee Roasting.

The Harvard of coffee roasting?

Bluffing me?

Know what a medium roast is?

A medium roast refers to a city roast or a full city roast.

How can you tell if you have reached the full city roast?

Simple. When you hear the second crack.

What happens if you keep going?

You'll soon reach the French roast.

If a sheen of oil appears on the surface of the beans, that means...?

A full city roast.

There are many types of roasters,

what are their respective benefits and shortcomings?

Direct-fired beans are aromatic and rich in aftertaste,

but it's difficult to operate. and the beans are easily damaged.

What's the difference between dark roasted and light roasted Ethiopian Yirgacheffe?

You call this a question?

This kind of coffee beans has its characteristic floral and fruity flavour.

A light roast brings out its fruity and floral notes.

A dark roast, however, changes its taste and enhances the sweetness.

A honey note will replace the fruity note.

Stop this mere talk.

Now I dare you to take a challenge.

It's simple. We each pick out half a kilo of bad beans in 30 seconds.

This one is not bad.

Rascal!

You stole the money for my roaster and you dare to show up here?

Mind your words! You willingly gave me the money as consultation fee.

Without me the professional, could your cafe have come into being?

I don't care.

You are not welcome here, get lost!

See? Your attitude has scared customers away.

I have figured a way out for you.

I've had the cheque prepared.

$300,000. I'll buy you out.

No more hassle for you.

Save it!

You really think just you, this useless dude, and this decor,

can save the cafe?

I am doing you a favour.

Want me to call Security? Get lost!

Fine! I'll wait and see how you fall, and come to beg me.

I can wait.

Beat it!

Hey, how's the game?

The girl is skimpily dressed and bursts shots at zombies.

It has all the elements you dudes want, sex and violence.

The cleavage is too short.

Short? It's 8 inches long, done to scale.

It goes right up to the throat. You can't even swallow any food there!

Food or no food, dudes just care about how they can gulp down the girls.

Don't be so shallow!

Any other shortcomings?

The game has too many words.

It's a nurturing game.

It's about the girl's growing up.

Of course you need more words to describe it!

Please, dudes don't care about how she grows up.

They only care about the results.

Then the game will be over in no time.

Whatever. The targets aren't clear for this game.

The costume is revealing in all the wrong places.

It has no appeal to dudes.

Tell me where it should be improved.

But you insist on principles.

You used to design family games.

Why this sudden change?

It's a game for promoting the X-rated 3-D film The Almost Golden Lotus.

I took it because the pay is good.

I can go hungry but my cafe can't.

I can't let it sell fish balls.

Norman came today?

Don't mention that rascal.

He dared offer such an insulting price for a buyout!

I thought he was here to say "sorry".

He?

I saw him on the block with your mommy.

They were chatting away like good friends.

So I thought you two had patched up.

They looked cozy?

Do you think Mom was behind his doing?

A hit on your face, till you become a disgrace.

A hit on your eyes, and you can never have them dry.

A hit on your ears and you'll only live in fear.

A hit on your mouth and you can't tell the north from the south.

This way...

A hit on your belly...

Excuse me...A hit on your hands...

It's not the traditional day for villain hitting today,

but the biggest ever villain hitting marathon is taking place here,

featuring the top tier professional villain hitters.

They are here to put a curse on one person.

Who is this villain?

Let's check with the convener, the top professional villain hitter,

Madam Luk Ka-yee, also known as The Tri-forked Tongue.

A hit on your mouth...

Madam Tri-fork! What?

Why this marathon?

Who is the villain that deserves this treatment?

Let me tell you.

My daughter has opened a cafe.

She sought the help of a friend.

But he's actually a rascal of the most despicable kind.

He ripped her off and bullied her.

No mother can stand her daughter being bullied.

That's why I called up my peers to put a curse on him!

We'll make sure he can never get back on his feet, right?

Yes !

Let's hit him on the head till he's half dead!

I'll hit him on the tongue, to make sure he gets smashed by the punks.

I'll hit him where it hurts...

Let go of me...

Mom!

Here you are!

So you still care for me!

Silly girl, how would a mother not care for her daughter?

I went up to your cafe today and saw that rascal putting on airs.

Without me the professional,

could your cafe have come into being?

You really think just you, this useless dude, and such decor

can save the cafe?

He asked for a good beating up.

So I called my peers together to hit him hard.

We must curse him till he falls and is totally down and out.

Then your cafe will turn around.

Grace saw you two looking friendly,

so we thought you were behind the rasoal's doing.

Mental! What now?

You thought I could be this cheap?

How else could I get his hair for the villain hitting?

Indeed, he pushed your mom to the ground because of that.

Did you get hurt? I am fine...

Your mom is well-cushioned and not that easily harmed.

I didn't have much schooling.

I am not learned and I can't help you with your business.

All I can do is do the villain hitting for you.

Yes, I don't like you using the old guy's name as the cafe's name.

But I won't let you be walked all over.

Mom!

I can't take it anymore...

I am terrified I may fail Richard!

I have been working hard, but nothing came out right.

I don't know how to carry on.

Landlord, something's not right with your composition.

What's wrong with it?

The title is An Unforgettable Trip.

Oh, I too have an unforgettable trip.

That time my friend asked me to go for a boat trip.

He said we would be joined by a group of nurses.

Of course I said "yes".

But when I got on board, I found that the nurses were all males.

This is how you describe your plane flight:

I looked out of the window and saw African kids on another plane.

I waved at them in excitement.

Pa helped me with it.