Grey's Anatomy

Previously on "grey's anatomy...

marry me,cristina yang.

Are you saying yes? - Y-yeah.

We're married!

Adele and I are gettinga divorse.

Has it even occurred to you that maybe I'm not interested?

I raised you to bean extraordinary human being.

So imagine my disappointment when I wake up after five years

and discover that you'reno more than ordinary.

You want to know whyI'm so ordinary?

You want to knowhat happenedto me? You.

You happened to me.

disappearances happen in science--

disease can suddenly fade away, tumors go missing.

We open someone up to discover the cancer is gone.

It's unexplained,it's rare,but it happens.

We call it misdiagnosis...

say we never saw it in the first place...

any explanation but the truth.

That life is full of vanishing acts.

If something that we didn't know we had disappears,do we miss it?

Meredith.

Meredith! What are you doing?

I was taking a bath.

That's not a bath. I know what a bath looks like.

Drop it. - Look,your mother--

drop it. - Your mother--

look,your mother was lucid, and she said things,and now she's--

gone,and everything'sback to normal. It's not a big deal.

Yeah,except she's havingheart surgery today.

hey,do you want meto talk to the chief?

I know you havethe triage thing today, but he'll give you the day off.

Stop. I do not need rescuing.

Oh,you would have drowned in the bathtubhad I not been there.

I'm a surgeon. I do the rescuing.

You are not my knightin shining... whatever.

So we're gonna fight because I pulled you out of the tub?

You have a place. You could sleep at it.

And then you don't have to pull me out of the bathtub.

You're everywhere, all the time,saying things.

This isthe happy ever after part.

And in the happilyever after part, the guy is there,

all the time,saying things, and the girls love it.

Go to work. I'll see you there.

Just for the record, I amyour knight in shining whatever.

I did not try to drown myselfin the bathtub.

Hey,I ate everythingout of the fridge last night,

everything,includinga tub of butter.

There's no judgment here.

You ever feel likeyou were disappearing?

All the time.

Why can't I just be thathappily ever after person?

Why can't I believe in that?

I don't know whatI believe in anymore.

We're not telling people.

I haven't told anyone. - I know,I know.Just don'T.

I'm not going to,yet.

No,I just--I-I need to tellmy friends he first.

But I have friends here.

shepherd.

Oh,no. You can't tell shepherd.

You cannot tell shepherd until I've told meredith.

It would be a thing.

You act likethis is a disaster.

The world won't implodeif people know.

I will tell them,today.

Just... wait.

good morning. - Morning.

Morning.

What's different?

Nothing. - Leave him be.

What happened to your hair? - Nothing.

what happened to your hair? - leave him be.

He dyed it. - but why?

Ow! - leave him be.

what am I doing? What?

Okay,but why?

Men who have gray hairare noticed lessthan men who don'T.

By who?

Well... - by the ladies?

looks good,chief. - Oh,very natural.

Ladies will love it.

he is alone... all alone.

Do any of you even know what that's like?

Lives with cristina, dates the perfect 12 year old...

man-whore...

his wife lt him after 25 years of marriage.

So if the man wants to dyehis hair for the ladies, let him dye his hairfor the ladies.

leave him be.

I needmore triage tear tags.

Living with somebodyI'm married to is weird.

I mean,I'm his bossand his wife.

At work,I'm giving him orders.

In bed,he's giving me--

stop right there. I don't need to know this.

I'm tired. I'm busy.

While I will concedeyou and o'malley havesome challenges to overcome,

I'm asking you to remember that this day is a marathon

and my mind can only holdwhat it needs to know.

Your sex life cannot be heldin my mind today.

Whatever.

Sydney heron hereto lend a hand. Hey.Hi.Hello.

Oh,miranda,hey. Nice clinic.Very nice.

Hey,sydney. - I mean real,real nice.Cheerful.

no better way to distinguish yourself for chief resident

than to opena multimillion-dollar clinic.Smart thinking.Strategic.

Chief resident?

I myself have used the time to master several complex surgical procedures.

But this is,um,another way to go.

What is she talking about? - The chief resident.

The chief resident. Yeah,for next year.

The one fifth-year resident that rules all residents.

Oh,she--okay,she's cute.

She's acting like she didn'tknow about it.Cute.

I'm not cute. - I'm on to you.

Okay,I'm a competitor.

I bite. - Okay.

Well,I'll justwait for you in the pit.

what? - Nothing.

What?!

Okay,cranky. Fo-forget it.

am I the only onewho thinks this triage testis a waste of time?

There's a platysmaplastyon the board.

I had sloan all prepped to let me scrub in.

George,hey. - Hey.

How's it going? - Good.

You like living in a hotel? - Yeah,it's good.

'Cause your room'sstill there...

next to mine. - Oh,izzie.

I'm just saying,if youdon't like...

the hotel,you can always just move right back in.

You think I'm this boythat you need to save.

I get that,but--and it--it would be sweet if--if it weren'tso condescending.

Seriously,is it too much to ask to be performing actual surgeries?

We are actual surgeons.

what? - nothing.

A lot of arm swelling,but good distal pulses,so...

we can rule outcompartment syndrome.

I suspect a radius fracture, so I'd splintand get an ortho follow-up.

Anything else?

No. - Okay.

Then I guessthis means-- - time.

And I'm dead. - Dead?

you sent her home. The bonepunctured through her skin.

Yeah,but she had multiplewounds and abrasions--

a puncture over a break is an open fracture until proven otherwise.

Yeah,I got septic, and idied at home thanks to you.

Oh,whatever.

Not "whatever" to dead "minor puncture wound that's not" guy.

You have to be quickand thorough while using your instincts.

You can't be fooled by what your eyes see.

If you assess wrong,your patient could diewhile waiting for treatment.

Karev,you're next.

Just think,I've already killed her. You can't do more damagethan that.

People,triage is one of the most important toolsa doctor has.

In a real emergent scenario, you'll have only minutes.

And it's something you'll be tested on in your surgical ex--

sorry. - George.

I was just recordingthe drill.

All right,we're workinggeorge,okay? - Yeah.

I'm your boss right now. - Yes.

All right? - Yes.

A very sexy one. - No,no,no.

You cannotundermine my authority... - yeah.

In front of the other interns, in front of my peers.

No.

O'malley,take that back to the clinic where it belongs.

Sorry.

Attention,people. Look,I'm sorry.

I have to interrupt the ssionfor a moment.

Chief,I like your new hair. It really brings outyour eyes.

Do you need something,sir?

We just received word of a mass casualty incident nearby.

All availablelevel one trauma centers have been asked to respond.

I need to send a teaminto the field immediately.

Is this a partof the exercise?

Are we supposed to actappropriately,uh,tense?

This is not an exerciseor a drill,yang.

This is an emergent situation, and I need all hands on deck.

seriously? - What happened?

I don't have details,just orders.

Meredith,I have a thing,news.

You aren't pregnant again,are you? 'Cause I can't handlethe extra months of bitchiness.

We're catching a ridewith seattle 34.

Space is tight,so hold your kits on your lap.

where are we going? - We'll knowwhen we get there.

Fire,flood,volcano? I'm notreally dressed for a volcano.

stevens. - Sorry.

Inappropriate.Sorry. - Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.

I'm hauling supplies. I only have room for five.

Yang. - Yes?

Stay with the chief.

Take careof the incoming wounded. The rest of you,come on.

Stevens was inappropriate.

Hey,what was your,uh,news?

just forget it. Forget it.

oh,everybody,move your I.D.S to the outside of your jacket.

When we get there,remember,triage. Karev.

Green tags--nonemergent.Yellow--delayed care. Red tags--needs immediate treatment.

Good.Assess carefully,