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Okinawa Prefecture
Okay, make a peace sign!
Giant Shisa
What is that?!
It's a giant Shisa lion!
Is it some kind of colossal villain?! Or maybe an ancient lifeform that woke up?!
Run for it!
And over here we've got a jumbo goya plant spawned by the extreme weather lately!
Giant Goya Plant
Giant Okinawan-style tofu
Look there!
It's gotta be a giant piece of Okinawan tofu that spawned from mutant soy beans!
Run for it!
Save us!
Chinsuko!
Mensoore!
Ain't nothin' to it!
And while we were panicking, they hemmed us in!
We're done for!
Haisai to you all!
For I...
am here in the tropics!
Or I was,
but I had to leave ASAP!
All Might!
Thanks for coming!
Chanpuru! Goya chanpuru!
team up
When multiple individuals work together. Usually in the form of cooperating towards a mutual goal.
Public and Private
...with shock and speculation swirling in equal measure.
Our next story...
ALL MIGHT TAKES CARE OF GIANT VILLAINS IN AN INSTANT!
Three giant villains appeared in Okinawa,
yet thanks to timely intervention by All Might,
they were all defeated in less than a minute.
Okinawa Island was spared catastrophic damage.
So sorry about the delay!
There was a huge mess in Okinawa when I was on the way.
I wouldn't want you to think I was late to our meeting
because I took it lightly, Tsukauchi.
I honestly look forward to this sort of thing!
I've been craving some real conversation.
Here you go! The paperwork you asked for, all filled out.
And these are... wait!
Tsukauchi, what happened to your arm?!
Well...
You were injured?! In the line of duty?!
By a villain?!
It was a villain suspected of being involved with Trigger distribution.
And he got away.
I got off lightly, though. Just a few cracked ribs and a collarbone.
That's your idea of light?!
If you had just called me, I would've shown up.
I'm afraid that's not an option.
All Might can't be seen going into battle for personal reasons.
If people thought there were lives you considered higher priority,
it could be used to help plan crimes or take hostages.
Well...
A public persona that conceals any signs of the private individual.
That's the ideal form for the number one hero.
You... might be right.
What's in that bag?
Something that someone gave me at the scene of a day I saved.
I guess this isn't appropriate either?
To be honest...
I have souvenirs from my trip to Osaka, too, so...
What's in the box? Soap?
Rose-scented bath salts!
It's fancy, so I thought that sister who lives with you might like it.
I appreciate it.
If you don't mind, I'll keep the fact that it was a gift from All Might a secret.
Of course. I can imagine the problems that might cause.
That's not my concern, in this case.
I tend to tread lightly around my sister.
She's less... law-abiding than I'd like her to be.
I don't like the idea of her realizing she has a way to contact All Might.
Really?
I'm home.
Makoto, this is for you.
What is this, Nao? If you're trying to bribe me, it's not gonna work.
Don't be ridiculous. It's just a souvenir from someone at work.
Well, in that case, don't mind if I do.
I was hoping we could pick up the conversation from the other day.
Here we go again.
Sorry, but I have no intention of sharing Pop's personal information.
She's done nothing to deserve being treated like a criminal.
That's not what this is about.
She was caught up in an incident caused by a villain.
She needs to be questioned as part of the investigation.
At her discretion, though, right?
Considering I heard that she was just a bystander.
The machine went out of control!
That's... the same conclusion we've come to.
This was my bad.
It's a bad look.
That being the case, considering she got out of it without any injury,
she wants to put the whole mess behind her.
Makoto!
Souvenirs from Osaka.
And that about wraps that up.
But doesn't she use her leaping Quirk
for unauthorized performances and vigilante activities?
Don't you think a minor engaging in reckless behavior is a problem?
That actually sounds like a separate issue.
Not to mention, she's been focusing all her energy on legit events lately.
Which I've been organizing.
So, if you have concerns, I'll hear them.
You'll stonewall them, more likely.
Interpret it however you like, dear brother.
Enough with the sourpuss routine, okay?
I don't plan on breaking the law,
and if anything does happen, you'll be the first person I talk to.
Fine. I'll drop this for now, but don't forget,
you're responsible for someone's child.
I'm never sure when you're taking something seriously enough.
Right, and I'm sure being overbearing is just what she needs.
Wow, smells good!
This is exactly what I'm talking about!
What are these, bath salts?
This is a foreign brand.
Looks expensive, not the kind of thing a policeman would buy on a business trip.
And the bag seems to be from a different store.
Probably just something he had on hand and used for the present...
A brand-new gift bag with All Might's branding on it, huh?
Nao, are you working with someone from All Might's agency?
If you're going to start prying, then you can't have it!
Who takes back a gift that they've already handed over?!
It's not like you use bath salts, anyway!
Well, too bad! I'll use them right now!
Big brother? Oh, come on, big brother.
Stop trying to sweet talk me. You're being transparent.
Aw, come on!
I'm gonna make my voice heard.
Gonna let the whole world know how messed up this is.
Yeah, Kamayan? You got beef with the police?
You that mad about being treated like a villain?
20% off
Come off it. You really think a guy like you can go nuts
and people won't think it's a villain?
The charges were dropped because you were proven to have been forcibly dosed
with an illegal narcotic.
If you've got a problem, it should be with the people who did the mods on you.
There's people out there who'll do some messed up stuff, huh?
Modifying folks...
Not what I meant, though.
I mean, I've got a bone to pick with them, but I'm talking about something else.
What's the problem, then, Kamayan?
When I was released, and finally got home after all this time,
I was too big to fit through the damn door.
Couldn't even turn the knob with my new hands.
There's barely anywhere in town that's giant mantis-accessible, let me tell you.
And don't get me started about using the can!
Ended up taking a bucket and some newspaper to—
We get it, Kamayan! Spare us the details.
He's been squatting in our warehouse for the time being.
It's not exactly a suite in there, though.
There are supposed to be institutions for housing people with unique physiology.
What the hell?
So they get to decide where I live just because I'm bigger than most people?
That's how it works for all the big dudes.
No sense being the only one to complain about it, Kamayan.
Wrong. You got it all wrong, man.
All this stuff inconveniencing me means society isn't doing its job.
There's not enough inclusivity for minorities like yours truly.
Whether it's infrastructure or social services...
So, I wanna make people aware of it.
Damn, Kamayan.
You're just complaining about being inconvenienced,
but you make it sound real noble.
He always had a way with words despite how stupid he is.
What do you even mean by inclusivity?
And does anyone else smell something nice?
Now that you mention it...
Is that roses?
You got some kinda scent there, Officer?
What is that, cologne?
I oughta try that. Maybe I'll get some chicks.
I don't think cologne helps for guys who have to take a dump in a bathtub.
Hmmm, Snandom
My World
Special Price
Most of the time ain't all of the time, bro!
Nothing gets you down, huh, Kamayan?
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