You Animal! (Hayop Ka!)

GOLIBOG IT'S BREAD AT FIRST BITE! WHAT A DELIGHT!

ABORTION TONIC BUY ONE TAKE ONE

FORTUNE TELLER

Ooh, a goat's head.

And look, it comes with a pair of very large horns.

PAW READING

Nimfa Dimaano…

Yes?

The cards are very clear, and they're never wrong.

You're going to fall in love with two men at the same time.

Huh?

Excuse me, but that's impossible.

The guy I'm with right now might not even be for keeps.

Wild boar.

Waterfalls.

You're going to have some wild sex very soon!

Really! Are you sure?

Now we're talking.

PAW MALL

What a day this was.

Zero sales, again.

I know what you mean.

On my feet for eight hours, and what do I have to show for it?

Blisters.

You ready to get out of here?

Are you kidding? I've been ready since the moment I showed up today.

Roger's coming to pick me up.

Of course. I should've expected that.

But watch out, bumpin' and grindin' can become addictive.

Ooh, there he is. Speaking of the macho devil.

Hey girl, stop licking my boyfriend, would you? He's spoken for.

Huh? All right. For now.

Bye, friend!

Huh? Oh…

Hello, El Presidente.

Mr. Roger Europeo.

Good evening, Nimfa.

How are you feeling today, my sex-ratary.

Are you ready to bend over and take down some notes?

We'll get to that. Why don’t we eat first?

Well, if you're that hungry, you can eat me right here.

I'm sick of doing it here.

Can't we go to a motel instead?

I'm a little short today.

But I've got a lot of overtime pay that's coming in next week.

Can you wait?

Okay, Mr. President.

Right this way, sir. Please follow me.

RULE # 69 NO SEX ALLOWED

I see you brought your tool box to the cabinet meeting today.

Mr. President!

Ooh, Roger.

Is that a flagpole in your pocket?

STEW HOUSE ANGHELL'S KITCHEN

Nimfa? Will you marry me?

- -

-Did you just propose to me? -Uh…

At this cheap stew joint?

What difference does that make?

Tell me something, how are we supposed to move up in the world

when this is all you can afford?

Psst! You can move up and down on my world anytime you want.

Hmm!

We'll get by on love.

Love is all that matters after all.

Hmm…

That’s just some silly old quote from back in the day.

My dad used it on my mom. But it doesn't pay the rent, dude.

Look, why rock the boat?

I'm perfectly happy with my big daddy boy toy.

Babe, I’m a saleslady and you’re a janitor.

We really don't have the money to get married.

So let's enjoy the ride while it lasts.

Miss, if you wanna go for a ride,

I've got a bike with a big handlebar you can sit on!

- -

Hey, how about you stop paying for your sister’s tuition?

Huh? How about I stop paying for our rent?

This is important to me. I don’t want her to be a dropout.

I already made that mistake.

And you know where it got me? No place.

I want her to have the opportunities I never had.

How can you say your life is so horrible?

Take a look around. You have me. Aren't I enough?

- -

Know what would improve that guy's looks? A bag!

Mind your own business!

Wow, that really hurts.

I'm not done with you, pigs!

I hope you're hungry…

for a fist sandwich!

This just got real!

Ah! Ooh!

Uh…

Sorry, boss, it slipped.

Am I dead? I can't feel my nose.

- -Better walk away, pal.

You ready to rumble?

Uh… Can we talk about this?

Smash!

Now you're gonna get it!

A beating with my jumbo hot dog!

Please, spare our buns! Ah!

Mind your own business!

-Hello, Linda? -Hey there, sis!

I sent you a wire transfer. Did you receive it?

You bet. I got a text from the money service.

I'll pick up the cash tomorrow.

Great. Is Mom there?

Uh, she's in the bathroom at the moment. Any message for her?

No, nothing really. Just hope she's doing okay.

And you? How are you doing with school these days?

What happened with your mid-term exam?

Um… it was hard, but I passed.

What's that sound? Is someone crying over there? Is that Mom?

-I can't make it out. -Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I think you're right.

What? Well, go find out what's happening!

-Oh, it's not Mom. Must be the TV. -

What? It's getting louder.

You need to knock on the bathroom door. She could be hurt!

Uh, I'm looking, but Mom isn't here.

She must have gone out. Now I have to pee.

Linda, what's happening there?

You're not making any sense. It sounds to me like a baby crying?

The number you have dialed is out of coverage area.

Please try your call again later.

What? Out of coverage area?

This isn't a cell, it's a landline.

So how's the scholar of the Nimfa Foundation doing these days?

Riri, update on my sched today, please.

You have a phone call scheduled with Governor Singsong in 45 minutes,

and then you have a viewing of your new Tesla electric helicopter.

I see here that the unit will be delivered by noon today.

Hmm.

Is this the one recommended by Ee-lon?

Yes, Mr. Mask even referred an experienced pilot to man it.

And then finally, afternoon tea with Mr. Gokong-Wi

for the space station project.

Ah, yes, good. I will be attending.

By the way, Riri, how's my reservation for Ma's birthday dinner?

Oh. Sorry, sir.

The restaurant is fully booked on your date.

What? Did you tell them the reservation's for me?

But, of course, sir.

Unacceptable. Here's what I want you to do, Riri.

Call up the head of Finance.

Tell him I'm authorizing him to withdraw 75 million today.

Have him bring it over to the owner of the restaurant

and then instruct him to say this:

"Mr. Iñigo Villanueva just bought you."

Duly noted, sir.

Sir, a Ms. Marie is waiting for you here. Shall I tell her to wait?

Ugh. Yes, please.

Boss Iñigo!

Can't believe you're alone. No babe companion for today?

You're more like a paparazzi than a valet.

-Just in a good mood, sir! -Take care of my car.

Yes, sir! I'll give it a wash too. Any other errands you need, boss?

None, thank you.

-Jerry. -Boss?

Try not to be like me when it comes to women.

Hello, Mr. Governor! You enjoying your new car?

I hope you had the chance to open the trunk.

Oh, you know how stubborn these silly labor unions are.

And that's why your "assistance" in softening their opinion

would be very much appreciated, sir.

Oh, um, hang on, just a second.

Ooh. Well now, I didn't think you were this big time.

You already had my big time.

Mr. Governor, may I call you back in ten minutes?

I just need to take care of something real quick.

All right. Talk to you later.

Coffee? Juice? Or is it whiskey at this time of day?

No, thanks.

We both know that that might lead to one thing

or another.

Right.

I actually just dropped by to say… I'm sorry.

Well, I am part of the tango. She won't talk to me.

She won't even look at me.

I feel terrible. I didn't know you'd been together for three years.

You know, it's sad.