Tumbling (Shintaiso ga, oretachi o otoko ni shita / タンブリング / 新体操が、オレ達をオトコにした)

Let me join the club.

It was an awful performance. Quit making light of rhythmic gymnastics!

I'm going to quit the Rhythmic Gymnastics club.

If you quit, we'll be short people for the group event again!

That has nothing to do with you!

Tsukimori was hanging out with some shady dudes.

- How can I abandon one of my friends? - You're not my friend!

They said they'll disband the club next week.

Are you going to abandon your friends?

Why did you come?

We're friends... aren't we?

I really do love rhythmic gymnastics.

Let me join the rhythmic gymnastics club.

I'm going to do rhythmic gymnastics!

From today, we're going to become the New Rhythmic Gymnastics club!

Yay!

These guys aren't even worth the effort it takes to get to school.

Oh crap.

Akabane, I'll leave the rest to you.

Ryosuke, Nippori, let's go!

Guess we made it, huh?

Doesn't this make you really embarrassed?

Yeah, that bulge is pretty bad...

Quit complaining about stuff like that.

No, it's a serious bulge...

More importantly, don't mess up at practice.

- After school from 4-7... - Oh, Mari-chan.

She can see me...

What are you doing? We're going.

What? You're in the way.

If we linger in here, the girls will get mad at us.

You're so loud. If you wanna go so bad, go by yourself.

Boys, what are you fighting about?

What's your problem, Hag?

Shoko-sensei, I look forward to your guidance.

Hey, Kashiwagi. We're taking this outside, so help us.

- Oh, sure. - Kashiwagi-sensei.

It will cause problems for me if our practice is disrupted.

If you're a coach, then I hope you'll be keeping a very close eye on them.

I apologize...

Next we'll do shoulder stretches.

- Please lie face down. - Why can't we practice inside?

We can only use the gym for an hour on Tuesday and Friday.

The other days, we move out here or to the beach...

Don't let 'em kick you out. It's pathetic.

Hey, Kashiwagi, you're our coach. Go expand our turf for us!

Even if you say that to me, I...

Don't whine!

Ow!

Why, you...

Don't think you can get away with that!

You four-eyed baldy!

I can't stand you!

Kiyama.

You don't wanna join up with anyone, right?

Then don't talk about stuff that isn't any of your business.

What are you thinking, trying to frame Tsukimori?

You...

What are you planning?

Thank you!

This is a stag handstand. The legs look like a deer, right?

Yours look more like a frog than a stag.

Let me tell you, it's not as easy as it looks.

Well, I think it's still impossible for you guys right now...

Like this?

No way...

Amazing!

It's a stag...

No matter how you look at it, it's a stag!

It's easier than I thought.

- Dude, that was awesome! - I'm a genius.

Idiot! Moron! You're both dumb.

This is totally easy for me too!

What is this?

It's because you're trying to show off...

Hey, Glasses-boy, you need to do it more carefully. You're so rough.

Yeah, I've been thinking it was a little dangerous for a while now...

Any little mistake could end in a big injury...

Anyway, why are you using this cheap stuff anyway?

Why can't we use the same stuff they have at competitions like the girls?

Not many schools have that stuff.

Everyone, would you like to eat this?

What is it?

Lemons in honey.

It was made with organically grown lemons and Acacia honey from Hungary.

It's my special version of it.

Looks delicious!

Hino-kun, would you also like some?

No thank you.

Who cares about that. Go get us some new mats.

You're our coach. You're supposed to take on the Vice Principal or the Principal or whatever.

It's impossible. At their cheapest, mats still cost 100,000 yen.

- For a club like ours, with no budget... - 100,000 yen?

100,000 yen?

Please move.

What?

This, I knew it!

100,000 yen!

A Touch of the Neighborhood Festival? What's that?

- I want to "touch" someone too... - Stupid.

That can't be what they mean.

100,000 yen!

This would be perfect.

Here's a chance for all of us to join forces and...

Are you talking in your sleep? How can I do something that uncool?

- It might work. - What?

Look, there aren't any meets scheduled during this period...

We'll be more motivated if we're working towards a goal.

I totally agree.

Do you want to participate with us, Hino?

I'm not interested.

"I'm not interested."

He's always talking down to us.

It is true that we may do better if we could buy some new mats.

Men's rhythmic gymnastics may seem unusual to the average person...

If we can demonstrate the basics, we may be able to win...

Stupid. Are we some sort of endangered species?

We can't do anything that uncool.

- Let's go. - But...

"Touch of the Neighborhood Festival"? Like I would have anything to do with that.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Wow. I hadn't seen this flyer.

My club is going to participate in this.

Are you boys going to enter too?

We intended to, but Azuma-kun hasn't been clear whether he will or won't...

We need to get that straight before...

Azuma-kun.

Let's both do our best, okay?

Okay.

He's so simple...

Tumbling

"Imagination Training." "A Beautiful Wife."

"A Trip to Commit Adultery."

You shouldn't do stuff like that.

This is my recommendation.

Aniki!

Hey, Yuuki, Yamato. Doing okay?

- Of course! - Good. Go.

- Okay! - Stop it!

What is this?

This is a so-called "textbook for adults."

How is that a textbook? That's so low.

Hey, Hinako!

You be quiet!

Please start making dinner now, okay?

- Don't order me around! - Hey, Hina-chan...

You've gotten prettier lately.

- You really think so? - This brat? Where and how?

- Shut up, you pervert! - Pervert brother!

Pervert brother!

Tou-chan.

Hey.

Delicious.

Hinako may be a brat, but she's a good cook.

Oh yeah. Before I forget...

My salary for the month. It's not much, though.

I'm sorry.

You and Hinako have to work so hard...

What're you talking about?

I started participating in a club with Aniki.

Really?

We'll jump left and right, and once everyone lands, we'll pose.

Extend back on, 1, 2, 3...

Then, from the back stance we'll go into a stag handstand.

Back stance to stag... Switch.

Nippori, you need to kick off from the ground a little harder.

- Okay. - Again.

Try to reach upward more.

- Your knees are bent. - Again.

Almost.

- C'mon, try your best. - Almost there.

Nippori, you can do it.

Geez, you got it this dirty...

Be quiet.

Your shoulders are out of alignment. Your elbows are bent.

If you can't even do a handstand, a stag handstand...

Let's keep going.

Okay, thanks for waiting.

- Let me help. - Thanks.

I made extra large portions for you, so eat up.

Thank you.

A mother like that has a son like this...

Maybe it was a kind of mutation?

Huh? What was that?

We can use the same music and outfits from our last competition, so...

I just need to decide on choreography for 7 people...

Wait a sec.

We're gonna use that lame music again?

No matter what you say, we don't have much time left.

You guys don't have any taste at all.

If we're gonna do it, then we should use a song by Ei-chan or Nagabuchi. I'll go get my CDs.

But, you know, we can't use songs with lyrics in regular competitions.

That doesn't matter.

I'm done!

Our costumes should look like this!

- Wow, you've got good taste. - Seriously?

- Having just one spot of red is awesome. - Right?

- Yeah, yeah... - Please stop saying such selfish things.

Your taste in everything is extremely problematic!