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Your most awaited Kabaddi final match between Arts and Science college students!

Your dad is born to my grandpa's concubine!

Your dad is born to my grandpa's discarded girl!

l'll kill you! -l'll kill you before that!

Wait and see!

You!

Come on! -l'll kill you!

You will die in my hands!

-l'll kill you! -You don't know about me!

Don't fight! Listen to me!

Oh gosh! lf they are like this. . .

..what would their mothers do? Oh mother!

Sari madam! Kanchipuram silk sari!..

..which will enhance your beauty!

-Sari seller! -Madam! -Wait! -Coming.

-Sari seller! Come here! - l am coming!

-l only called you first! show me the sarees first! -Ok madam!

-First l called you! Show me the saris first! -Oh God!

l'll stand in the center! Come here and select what you want!

l have Kanchi, Dharmavaram and Benares silk saris ..

. . .which were introduced to market only yesterday!

Look. This sari will be very beautiful to you!

This sari? This useless sari will suit her better! Give this to her!

That is also fair! What is your opinion about this sari?

About this sari? l dislike this more than her!

This donkey's sari will suit only for that donkey!

Why are you showing your wrath on me to the sari?

Don't think l can't throw the saris like you!

Do you think that l cant?

Come on ladies, fight You lose nothing, the loss is mine!

Slipper me if l come here again!

lf the womenfolk are like this how would their husbands be?

-Welcome sir. Your Pindam is ready! -What?

-Offer this to your late father dad! -Do it!

-First l've to do it for my Dad! -Yes. You have to do it!

Your offering will have more powerful!

My dad would accept the offering only from his legitimate son!

Dad would accept only the eldest son's offerings. Others he would vomit!

You don't have the rights since you are his illegitimate son!

l may be the mistress's son. But l am born out of the affection shared by them!

Only after my birth, dad proved his potentials!

Only after my birth, dad became rich and grew in business!

-Mine is a direct delivery! -Mine is the first delivery!

Why do you talk nonsense? Put the Pindam first!

My daughter's marriage will prove what is waste and what is best!

What are you saying? You will get only a wastrel for your daughter!

He will put Pindam for you!

-Your daughter only will get a loafer or an idiot as a husband! -Shut up!

Sir, this is not the time to fight! First finished the rites! -Yes

lf you stay here hereafter, l'll do your last rites! -lt's wrong!

-Do you think that l can't do anything? - What is this?

-Oh gosh! -Stop, l have to put Pindam for my dad!

-As an elder l said this! -Nothing special even you are an elder!

You will get a concubine's son as a son in law and you'll suffer!

lf it doesn't happen then l am not Ramalingam's eldest son!

l swear this on my father's Pindam!

-What? -l also swear on it!

Your son in law will also be an illegitimate son like you!

lf it doesn't happen, then l am a Ramalingam's original son!

Greetings sir!

Welcome Web site- Venkateshwara Rao. How are you?

-Somehow with the help of internet l am mediating marriages! -Good!

What about my daughter's marriage proposal?

l came here to discuss only about that! Look!

l've fed the details of that boy in this laptop!

Look once. lf you like him it is fine!

-l'll sent the details through e-mail! -Ok proceed!

Why are you showing me an elephant?

This is not an ordinary elephant. lt's a male elephant of Kalahasthi!

l only negotiated its proposal with a female elephant at Kanchi!

That means, do you fix marriages for animals too?

l don't see any difference!

lgnore that! What have you done about millionaire proposal l asked?

l got it! That guy is well educated, handsome, good salary and only son!

His looks doesn't matter! But better that my father's son's. . .

Why do you say father's son? He is your brother!

How would he be my brother?

l need a better proposal than his daughter's!

Your attitude that your opponent should've a worst agony than you..

Don't forget what l am saying! l need a direct delivery!

l won't agree if he is born to a maid or a neighbour!

He should've a perfect birth!

-l'll be back with the DNA report! -That is it!

Bye!

Bye sir! l'll lock the door!

Hello Mr.Website! Here!

You? l mistook you as security standing in front of the gate!

Greetings sir!

-l don't want anything! -Why did you beat me? You took money from me. . .

. . .but you're fixing an lAS proposal for him and just an ordinary proposal for me!

-Did you think that is true? -Then? -lts not real! Come close!

l'll get an ordinary proposal for him and a superb son in law for you!

lf you failed to do this, l'll cut your tongue!

l know about you! You had slit a lot of tongues!

You don't worry! lf your brother sees the proposal you're getting..

He is not my brother! He is my father's son!

l slipped off the tongue!

He would regret his whole life!

You don't forget this! Take it!

l won't mind even if l get a beggar, he should get a leper as son in law!

l salute you for the grudge you've for your opponent!

-l'll do that search from now! -Go.

He should be ruined!

Mom! Don't sound the bell loudly!

-What happened? -Why do you talk like a stranger?

Didn't dad get two heart attacks earlier?

Yesterday doctors asked us not to make loud sounds!

Not like that! l am worshipping only for his well being!

l know that! You worship father like God!

Nothing would happen to me when l have such a good family!

-Dad! Why did you come out? Go and take rest! -Alright!

-Dad! -Dear! -What happened? -Dad!

Nothing will happen to me when you're here!

Even if anything happens don't scream so loudly!

Your screams would give me an attack!

Oh gosh! You have a weak heart Mr.Seethapathi!

l want to conduct his marriage before l die! Have you got any proposals?

-lt's like my son's marriage! -Yes!

Why do you get tense? Say nothing! Leave that to me!

Come on!

l've brought a girl who is born for him!

Look she is a beautiful star (Chukka)!

No it is a Dog (Kukka)!

lt is not an ordinary dog. lt is Robert's male dog!

l fixed an engagement with Peter's female dog yesterday!

A small mistake occurred because of web site error! Now look!

Do you fix marriages for dogs too?

Why not? Rather than fixing an youngster's marriage. . ..

. . ..fixing marriages for dogs, cats and monkeys are easy!

They neither see caste nor bother about dowry!

They live together forever! They won't divorce in between!

We too don't ask dowry! We just want a good proposal!

That's why l came with a good proposal!

-Now you see the Rambha, Oorvasi, Menaka! -Why should l see three of them?

Not separately! She is a doll made out of those three!

She looks good!

-Sister, how is she? -She looks beautiful brother!

-What about you? -Mom, l like her very much!

-My son is excited! Fix this proposal! -Shall l? Yes!

l'll inform them today and arrange for you to see the girl tomorrow

Stop!

Look at her carefully!

You get down from the car very fast! You look very excited!

-Come on boy! -Yes!

-Greetings sir. -Greetings!

-He is your future in law! -Greetings!

Name is Seethapathi, Village is small Thirupathi and is influential. . .

His treatment is Allopathic! Then. . ..

Stop your rhyming words! l gave only Rs.500.

lf you talk more than enough it won't be nice!

-Where is your son? -He is my son! An NRl.

NRl means..America, London, foreign..

That means, he lives in Nacharam Residential area!

-But in lndustrial area. . .. -We have good facilities there!

Then, welcome!

-lntroduce her! -She is my only wife! Name is Draupathi!

ls he her only husband or has she four more?

He is having a flat next to the Chenchen Gooda Field,

A house, next to the Cherlapalli Field, Another house Near Erragadda. . ..

l thought so!

-For him, have a. . ..-l gave you only.. -Rs.500 only. l know that!

-Ask them to call the girl! -Girl!

She looks beautiful!

-Mom! -My son is in a hurry.. -..to have lunch?

He never eats outside after his breakfast!

He is black like blackberry, his heart is like an apple, like his mom!

Boy is like blackberry, his mother is an apple, what about the father?

They are not matching!

-What is there in their match? -There is a lot!

The switch must be perfect for the lights to burn!

Father and son's colour don't match!

-That means, are you suspecting my father? -Why should l?

l only suspect your mother!

-Mom! -What nonsense is he talking?

Then, what? Why that name 'Draupathi'?!

Why don't you call yourself 'Seetha' or 'Savithri'?

lt's my wish. What is your problem?

Leave the names! Talk about the height!

Your height is less than five feet and she is more than six feet!

-lt is their respective heights! -Even the height is ok!

What about weight? You're more than 100 kg and he is less than 50 Kg!

-What about that? -Do you mean l am not born to my father?

You are your father's son! But he is not your father!

You wait! lt is too much to insult like this!

lt doesn't matter! Whatever happened to me shouldn't happened to my daughter

l want your family details!

Yes. What my dad said is correct!

-Oh God! -That's it!

That means you should prove that you're born only to him!

That means, your birth certificate, your mother's conduct certificate,

Your father's capacity certificate. . .. You! l told you before!

You said that you'll come with a DNA report. Where is it?

You are talking too much! lt will create a big problem!

Understand why l said this! This is a good proposal!

That is what l want! ls the relationship between them good?

Did l refute that? Did l question your character?

Did l question his character? l questioned her character only!

-Do you question her character? -Yes! -l'll tear your heart! -Will you?

-Whom do you think she is? -Who? -A fire! -Fire?

-She is an acid! -Acid? -My wife is. . ... -Your wife?