The Unicorn

The Unicorn S01E15 Everyone's A Winner Original Air Date on Feb 13, 2020

Let's go, Otters! All right.

Okay, run the... Ooh, Sahai is open.

Sahai is open.

Sahai is wide open! No!

That...

- Are we winning? - We would be if they would pass to Sahai.

- Because she's open. - She is open, Michelle.

Hey, Addie. Hi, honey. Good job.

Uh, she's the scorekeeper.

I know, but she gets really nervous about it,

so we have to give her a lot of positive feedback.

You're killing this, Addie!

Way to go, scorekeeping! Oh, there's Wade.

Wade. Wade.

- Ah, hey. - Hey, there.

Ah, excuse me. Sorry.

- Ah, squeeze in, squeeze in. - Hey, hey.

Sorry. Sorry I'm late. Oh, nice steal, Nat.

Wow, th-these seats are great.

Yeah, I got here early and saved them.

You know, it's one of the perks of being unemployed.

What time did you get here?

- Uh, lunchtime. - Oh.

Well, I think it's great that Forrest

is taking some time off from his career to really let go

and see where the universe takes him.

Look, it's like I'm some kind of kite, dancing on the wind.

Good for you, Forrest. Is that a pajama shirt?

Ooh! Pass it! Hey!

Pass it! Hey! Pass to Sahai! She's open!

No! Don't shoot it. Pass to...

That is... not what I wanted to happen.

Um, hello.

- Hello. - It breaks my heart

to say this, but you're gonna have to let me go.

- I'm-I'm sorry? - You're sitting on my coat.

Oh, I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.

- Uh, I'm setting you free. - Oh. Wow.

I wish my divorce had been that easy.

I'm, um, I'm Wade.

- Natalie's dad. - Oh.

Which-which one's yours?

Uh, number eight, Jordyn.

I'm Heather.

- I'm Wade. - I know.

When Nat cuts to the basket, I want you to come around,

- fill in that space, and then when Bella cuts... - Sorry.

...to the basket, I want you to come around, fill in that space.

- Uh, hey, Coach V? - Yes?

Ben Taylor, Sahai's dad.

Nice to meet you. Caitlyn,

I hope you're using that phone to look up the word "hustle".

- Thank you. - That's good advice.

- I can see you're busy. - Yes.

Just want to let you know, Sahai's a natural point guard.

Ah, thanks for the information. Now, Natalie...

You've been playing her wing.

And you've been paying attention.

You played a little b-ball?

I was third city all-team.

Okay, whatever. Natalie, I want to make sure that you...

So you'll move her to point?

No. Sir, please return to your seat.

Maybe I wasn't clear. I'm...

Return to your seat.

- I just want to offer... - Re...

turn to your seat.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Fine. - Yeah.

- Sahai's a... - Return to your seat!

Yeah.

- Hey. Sorry. Okay. Go Otters. - All right, hands up.

You know who you got on defense, right?

Yeah. We're just gonna keep her at the wing.

Good game.

Well, I know we lost, but

at least it's not your fault.

Just you saying it isn't my fault

makes me think it is my fault.

Forrest?

- Excuse me, guys. - Yeah.

Listen, why don't you guys head home?

I think I'm gonna stay and watch the eighth graders' game.

- Really? - It's not like I got to

get up for work in the morning, right?

Huh. Wow, that's great. Yeah. Uh...

I can't imagine not wanting to jump out of bed

and just do things.

But, you know, you're outside the box,

and I admire the hell out of it, Forrest.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

Thanks for your support.

Ugh, well, that's the second hardest

- I've been screwed in a gym. - I'm sorry?

- The reffing. - Ah.

Yeah, that's, uh that's vivid.

Well, we'll get them next time.

Yeah, yeah. Maybe, uh, maybe I'll see you here.

Maybe.

Okay, boomer, I'm ready.

Do you even know what that means?

It's a fart joke, right?

- No. - Oh, well,

I saw you flirting with Jordyn's mom.

Do you love her?

She's, uh, she's funny.

Are you kidding? She's hilarious.

You should totally ask her out.

- Really? You would be okay with that? - Yeah.

Jordyn is so cool. We could be sisters.

Or you could just be friends

whose parents go out for a casual cup of coffee.

Could we get bunk beds? That'd be so cool.

Jordyn, Jordyn, wait up.

Oh, God, why. Yeah?

Sorry if we got off on the wrong foot earlier.

- Uh-huh. - I get it.

I know you see all these awful, pushy parents...

- Uh-huh. - ... but I'm not that guy.

You're kind of acting like that guy.

- No. No, no, no, no. - Hmm.

You see, the thing is, I'm not just a parent.

- Mm-hmm. - I'm a coach, too.

Oh, so you want to teach my science class?

Since you've experienced gravity,

you're probably an expert at that, too, right?

Dad, can we go? I have homework.

Perhaps I could teach you the finer points...

- Okay, thank you for your time. - Thank you.

- Motion offense with a natural point guard. - Benjamin! Benjamin.

- Coach Vanessa! - I cannot pull you.

- Hey. Morning. - Hi.

Good morning, Wade. Um, Addie, your ride's here. Oh!

You still need to brush your teeth.

Shoot, uh, we're running a little behind 'cause Forrest

kind of blew up our whole schedules with his unemployment.

I prefer to call it a spiritual journey.

- Yes. - That's right.

Thank you for that. It's his, it's a spiritu...

Uh, how, uh, how are you doing?

Good, so good.

Just giving him space and just being supportive.

Which means you want to scream into a pillow?

It's just so hard.

But I know it's what he needs

and...

He'll come around, right?

- I-I think so. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Wade.

Oh, oh, hey, buddy. How you doing?

I couldn't be better, man. I couldn't. I had a breakthrough.

Oh, thank God.

I bought a boat.

You bought a boat?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A 1200 piece, 1-to-72-scale,

top of the line Golden Hind.

Uh...

Golden Hind. It's a model ship.

It's a model ship.

Oh, yes, of course,

because who doesn't want a Golden Hind?

Not this guy. Not...

No, this guy... does doesn't.

Yeah.

And I support you. Honey.

Addie!

Light a fire under it!

Sahai, come on down, girl.

So Forrest said

he always wanted a Golden Hind?

Yeah. It's a ship.

Ooh, that's less bad than I pictured.

So he's just gonna sit around building a model,

and Dr. Delia's okay with that?

Uh, no, she is actively not okay with it.

Maybe you should build a boat. Yeah, better use of your time

than picking fights with little girls' basketball coaches.

I feel terrible.

You know how it is at soccer, Wade.

The last thing that you want to be

is the dad that yells at the coach.

- Yeah. - So don't yell at the coach.

But she's so wrong.

Could you tell my wife, please, Wade?

Uh, she's got a point.

- Thank you, Wade. - What?

- What? - Well... No, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.

Sahai, we got to go.

- Judas! - Come over any time.

And three-time Academy Award nominee Saoirse Ronan in...

- The Mill on the Floss. - Oh, my God, her again?

Don't you hate her?

Uh, no. No, uh...

... sometimes I have a hard time saying her first name.

Mm. Ser-shah.

Shh!

You're allowed to talk during the trailers.

Oh, hey, look, the, uh, the movie's starting.