The first 200 lines.
Uh, excuse me.
Watch the Silver Soul arc in a bright room and at a safe distance from the TV!!!!!!!
What is wrong with you?!
Blah, blah, blah.
Could you keep it down?
Are you in heat or something?
I can't enjoy Terakado Tsu Best Of: Shinpachi Edition with all this noise.
You're being a nuisance. Get out at once.
I can't ignore boys like him.
Why?
Because I was him once.
So you can grow strong, too!
No fighting in my café, you pieces of shit!
Mosuke, you okay?
How dare you beat up my son?! He's finally got out of his room and started working!
I don't care if you're big shots on some planet!
This is our country! This is my café!
I won't let you act like you own the place anymore,
you stupid Spectacalien!
Out with you!
And don't ever come back!
Curse you, Earthling!
You'll pay for this! You've started a diplomatic dispute!
Let's go!
You've built a fine café, boss.
Huh?
That's weird. I can't see.
Are these tears of joy?
I should've known I couldn't do what he did.
Gintama
Silver Soul
What would he say if he saw what Edo has become now?
Everyone's grown stronger.
Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Everyone's much tougher.
I'm the only one still whimpering just like always, Gin-san.
Silver Soul Arc
Sign
Gin-chan, get on your feet already.
Gin-san!
I know.
This isn't the time or place to die.
Can't let this be the end.
We haven't done a single thing yet.
That day, we died along with Earth...
and were reborn together, maybe.
We won, but it sure doesn't look like it.
There are no victors in war.
Everyone's a loser.
Hup.
Gin-chan
Sugar Content
Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Talk about a mess.
Snack Otose
Can it go back to normal?
I don't know. Some things may,
but some things won't.
Ane-san and Mone-san said they don't know when he'll wake up.
Dog deities exist on every planet, right?
We might find a way to wake him up on another planet.
I've decided.
And I've talked to Daddy and the others, too.
Then we'll go with...
I'm not taking you.
I don't want the help of guys who abandon their broken-down planet to come with me.
Kagura-chan...
Do you know why I started Odd Jobs?
Long story short, it was because I had nothing to do.
There was nothing I wanted to do, so I decided to do anything.
Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Messed up, right?
I'm amazed I came this far when I started it for such a flimsy reason.
As like-minded people gathered here,
I lost my chance to quit.
Where's this coming from?
You don't often talk about the past.
So I decided that if they ever found something they really needed to do,
I'd take down this sign and close up shop.
And I've found something I need to do, too.
Shinpachi, it's crunch time.
What do you want to do?
I...
Hey, hey!
Odd Jobs Gin-chan Shimura Shinpachi
What's with this "Odd Jobs Gin-chan"?
I mean, your name's Shimura Shinpachi, right?
So what's with the Gin-chan?
He's gone now.
But...
Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Without him, there wouldn't be an Odd Jobs...
Or today's Edo, probably.
And me.
So I want to make sure people don't forget him.
Wait, are you talking about the hero?
Nah, that's not his style.
My dad said the bakufu brass are trying to hog the glory,
but they're all fakes.
And that he was the one who protected us.
Perofessional
The Way of the Samurai
The Last Samurai
Everyone thought that species had gone extinct.
If it weren't for him, the universe might've died out, right?
It was amazing.
One word from him was enough to get both allies and enemies on the same page.
This is what you call him on your planet, right?
The samurai "Man Against Dying All Out,"
or MADAO for short?
Hasegawa Taizo
The camera takes a close look at the life of the last samurai, who saved Earth.
An army of millions attacked,
Reenactment by the man himself
but he held them off all on his own.
That strength.
Strength
Surrounded by enemies on all sides...
O-Ow! They're actually hitting me, Director!
But with one word, he won them over.
That charisma.
Charisma
A massive piece of despair came flying toward us, but he took it on by himself.
That courage.
Courage
Pull it up a bit higher!
This is too heavy!
As we analyze his abilities,
we also take apart his shades.
Hey! What are you doing?!
"Hero"? "The Last Samurai"?
Honestly, none of them feel right.
I'm all of them and none of them at the same time.
I can be dyed in any color you want.
Unemployment
That's unemployment.
The Way of the Samurai Special
Airing Soon
Perofessional: The Way of the Samurai Special, airing soon!
Sis, I'm home.
Oh, welcome back, Shin-chan.
I was just thinking it was time to kill the TV and get dinner.
Uh, that's how Frieza-sama kills things.
Let him have his fun.
Hasegawa-san did his best, too.
Shin-chan... We all worked together to protect Edo.
I can't and won't stand for anyone belittling our efforts.
Besides, I wanna sock him because he pisses me off.
What happened to our efforts?!
If I'm being subtle, I hate old men who dress like EX*LE and don't act their age.
But I do like High & Low.
That was so unsubtle, the rising sun's shining through that thin veil!
Also, I've heard that he goes around partying for free, calling himself the hero.
Where'd you get that information, Sis?
Didn't you quit that lifestyle?
These two years didn't just give birth to heroes.
Where there is light, there is always a shadow.
Where'd those Zarbon-san and Dodoria-san cabaret girls come from?!
Carry out Plan Omega.
Bring judgment down upon the corrupted hero.
Whee!
Whee, my ass! What's with that hellish group of cabaret girls?!
Good grief.
I see the Queen of the Kabuki District is still alive and well.
Kondo-san.
Sorry I'm late. The hotpot is finally done.
Sorry to always make you do this.
Nah, it's fine.
I am going to be a stay-at-home dad soon, after all.
Besides, Otae-san needs a balanced and nutritious diet right now.
Worrying about the others is fine,
but you also need to think about your new path.
I-I know.
Hasegawa-san was a shocker, but you weren't far behind.
Resignation
Special Police Shinsengumi
I'd be lying if I said it was an easy decision.
But both roles, Shinsengumi and father, require you to stake your life on them.
I've lived my life for the sword so far,
and I want to live for family from now on.
Is that so?
Sorry, but I'm feeling a little sleepy.
You two eat without me.
Shinpachi-kun?
Everyone's walking down a new path in life.
But I alone...
Snack Otose
Man, who would've thought those two would have a shotgun wedding?
We senior citizens don't even get any extra wrinkles at this point,
but the passage of time is terrifying.
What are you saying, Otose-san?
You do have extra wrinkles at the corners of your eyes.
That's hilarious!
Um, Catherine-san, did your face get run over by a time machine?
The passage of time isn't what's causing all this.
It's the final episode.
Lately, as the final episode draws near,
characters have suddenly started forming couples,
Final Episode: Final Fantasy Phenomenon
in what's called the Final Fantasy Phenomenon.
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