Cheat On Me, If You Can (If I Cheat, I Die / Barampimyeon Jookneunda / 바람피면 죽는다)

5 YEARS AGO

Looks great.

Could you put this in the dessert?

Of course.

What kind of music should I play?

Please play something dramatic...

when she pulls out the ring. You get it, right?

I'll let the music begin at that moment.

Yes. Oh, and...

since this is a surprise, make sure she doesn't notice.

- Of course. - Okay.

Thank you.

Here's your blueberry cake.

It looks tasty, doesn't it?

I don't like their cakes.

They buy them from the supermarket.

Right?

I'm not in charge of buying the ingredients so...

- Enjoy. - Thank you.

I hear blueberries are good for your eyes.

You said your eyes get tired due to work.

Eat up.

Eat more.

Why?

Why should I?

Is there a ring in here?

How did you know?

I taste metal.

It's gold, not metal.

Let's end it here.

What? Why?

Why does it have to be today?

I even prepared a ring for the proposal.

You can propose...

to the woman who gave you those shoes.

Judging by how stylish they look, she must be in her early 20s.

Seeing how she chose a pair of handmade shoes in Seongsu-dong,

she must be practical as well.

You two will get along just fine.

No, I'll throw them away right now.

A friend of mine gave them to me a long time ago.

A shoe master from Seongsu-dong with 20 years of experience...

told me...

that he had made them himself a month ago.

I'm right.

That means it wasn't a long time ago.

You're right. It wasn't.

But she's just a friend.

We're not dating or anything.

She gave me these when I graduated...

- from the training institute. - I see.

That's a decent excuse you got there.

But then again, women and gifts.

Those two are good enough.

Murder and attempted murder mean the same to me.

But... These shoes...

Is it a sin that these were gifted to me?

No, it's not.

It's just a small crack.

If water starts leaking through that crack,

it'll eventually break.

Why should I wait for a deluge?

Give that to her.

Yeo Joo, please hear me out.

Right.

Unfortunately, I can't give back all the past gifts you've given me.

I broke, ripped, and burned them all.

3 MONTHS AFTER WOO SUNG'S HEART GOT BROKEN

Your limbs are still so skinny.

- It's only your stomach. - No.

I've gained a lot of weight.

- It's moving. - Is it?

- Really? - Is it a boy or a girl?

- A boy. - It's a prince. Can you hear us?

Hey. What are you doing at a wedding?

Is this a funeral? Is it?

I sent her an invite.

Then why isn't she here? Why?

She won't pick up her phone or meet with me.

I've never met such a coldhearted woman before.

I'm dying here.

Can you just focus on congratulating me?

Congratulations. Congratulations on getting married.

For the first time in my life,

- I'm being sincere. - Please gather around!

- Let's take a photo! - I'm so excited.

Groom! Where's the groom?

Hey, let's take a photo.

Gosh.

Hurry up.

We should take a photo together.

Him, me, and Seung Yoon.

Us three.

- Come here. - Okay.

- All right, then. - Hurry up.

Yeo Joo, I made a mistake back then.

I know.

Wait. Give me a chance.

Humans aren't like shoes.

You can't fix them.

Hold on.

Will this make you happy?

Are you kidding me?

What?

I'm dying here.

I even got it notarized.

LAW FIRM

Yeo Joo, please marry me.

Are you serious?

Is your life...

really mine?

Yes.

DISCLAIMER OF PHYSICAL RIGHTS, HAN WOO SUNG

DISCLAIMER OF PHYSICAL RIGHTS, HAN WOO SUNG

She had this all this time?

I had forgotten about it.

Gosh, that's sharp.

It's so sharp.

Wait. Okay.

Okay. It hurts.

Okay.

All right. Gosh.

That's enough. Gosh.

What is it this time?

I told you not to do that.

You weren't startled at all.

Gosh.

What is it?

Did they say the murder scene looked strange?

They think I know nothing about murder...

since I didn't enlist in the military.

Joining the army doesn't mean you will kill someone.

Is there anyone you want to get rid of?

See you tomorrow in Unit 1820.

I'll kill them.

I'll gain some information as well.

I think I need some experience.

By the way, why did you take this out?

I've been inspired to write my next novel.

DISCLAIMER OF PHYSICAL RIGHTS, HAN WOO SUNG

"Cheat On Me If You Can".

What do you say?

Don't you think it'll be thrilling?

I don't think people will empathize with it.

Who'd actually kill their partner for cheating?

I would.

This waiver...

is still effective.

You better be careful.

Of course.

You're all that I have.

Do you remember that day when you put a ring in a cake?

Of course. It was the worst day of my life.

It's pufferfish soup.

Ms. Yeom made it since you like it.

It smells good.

I bought tetrodotoxin on that day to kill you.

I lacked experience back then, and that was the only poison I knew.

Now, I would use a poison that would never leave a trace.

Are you okay?

It's hot.

But...

why am I still alive?

I thought about it,

and I don't love you enough to seek revenge.

I dated you because you kept following me around.

It wasn't love.

It doesn't make me all that happy to still be alive.

I'm sorry. That's how it was back then.

What about now?

I love you, honey.

Enough to kill you.

Eat up.

She made such a fuss and even showed up at my house.

Why did she disappear?

Forget it.

If I continue, I'll get caught.

Hello, I'm Anchorwoman Shin Chae Rin,

and I will be your host today on "Morning Stories".

Baek Soo Jung had personal matters, so I will take her place today.

She didn't show up for her program?

She made a big mess.

I might be lacking, but I will do my best today.

There are a lot of people around me...

- She didn't show up... - who have a hard time...

- for a live broadcast? - sleeping at night.

- Many suffer from insomnia. - Has she lost her mind?

We will discuss how to treat insomnia.

He showed up with all his friends at 2 in the morning...

when all the kids were sleeping.

Then he asked me to buy some alcohol and make snacks.

Then he said it didn't taste good and to make it again.

I'd rather he just drink at home.

I don't know what he's doing when he's out.

- What a pain in the neck. - I agree.

1,748.20 DOLLARS

Why is our credit card bill so high?

I need to stop drinking or something.

Goodness. I'm dying.

Don't drink so much.