Robot Chicken

It's alive!

Uh-oh, where's my phone?

Oh! No!

Oh. Oh, no!

Skunk Ape, Space Squatch, look!

They're bulldozing sequoias to make room

for a bulldozer factory!

These guys stink!

Time to zap some dweebizoids!

We're gonna need backup for this.

Batsquatch!

- Sheepsquatch! - Baaa!

And Blurry Foot ... the bigfoot of photographs.

- Ready! - Squatches, stomp!

- Oh! - Get it off!

- Get it off! - No. Don't disturb the forest!

- Oh! Dying! - Dying...

Indiana Jones, are you here to take me on an adventure?

- Yes, Marion, an adventure. - Whoo-hoo!

Is this where the Ark of the Covenant is?

That's right, Marion. Don't look, no matter what happens.

My sweet Westley, you've returned to me and our love.

Through my years as the Dread Pirate Roberts,

all I could think of was this moment.

- You must have suffered greatly. - Well...

Take no prisoners! Slaughter them all!

I'll take all the whores in Freeport!

Sire, the finest iocane powder.

Yeah, bitch! I'm the motherfucking

- Dread Pirate Roberts! - Aagh!

No biggie. It was mostly sailing, fishing.

But you were the most feared pirate on the open sea.

Perhaps now is a good time to mention I have syphilis.

Hey, Three, do you think masturbation is gay?

W-What? Well, you're stroking your penis,

but it's your penis, so, no.

But, like, we're clones, right? Like, your penis is my penis, eh?

Are you wondering if it's gay to have sex with your own clone?

'Cause if it's between two consenting adults, it's ...

- who cares? - Cool.

So, uh, hey, you want to watch "Xanadu" tonight?

- I love "Xanadu"! Oh! - Damn! So close.

Both: Hey, I've got a question for ya.

Yes!

The Matrix is a simulation built to change a human being's brain

into a computer that generates this.

No! Impossible! Bitcoin isn't real.

What is real, Neo? Is the dollar real?

Is a mint condition Black Lotus Magic: The Gathering card real?

Yes, but why would the machines want Bitcoin?

Because it goes up in value.

- So? - So then you have more Bitcoin.

Is this why you freed me, to save mankind from this bullshit?

No, Neo. You're here to lend me $5,000 so I can buy a Bitcoin.

- Happy birthday, Eleroo! - Hello, advanced beings!

I am Dr. Seth Brundle, half man, halffff fly.

That makes you a Wuzzle, too! Join us for a party, won't you?

I have recently discovered a fascinating new way to eat!

Observe!

Aagh!

- Oops. Sorry. - Agh, my bumble paw!

- Bumblelion! - Well, waste not, want not.

Hey, get off of him! You... Aagh!

It's too much hurting!

Is that half shotgun, half another shotgun?

That's stupid. It's just a whole shotgun.

Would you like some honey with your tea?

Please.

Huh!

- Ah. - Thank you.

- And for you, Miss? - I'm good.

So in conclusion, if the volcano's eruption will kill

- the dinosaurs, we should let it. - Judge: Thank you.

The committee will now hear from a dissenting expert.

Excuse me, kind sir,

but I believe that this is my assigned seat.

The name is Louis Goobberson III.

My pals call me Gooey Louie.

I ... I'm sorry, I'm a little bit of a germophobe, so...

Totally understand. Hey, do you mind if I partake

of some delectable powdered doughnuts?

They're extra powdery. Achoo!

- Achoo! - You have to let me change seats.

Excuse me, Miss, while I have you,

do you perchance have one single-ply napkin?

- 50 bucks for a DayQuil? - Ooh.

I have always desired to watch Pixar's "Up."