The first 114 lines.
Since the anime adaptation of Gintama was announced,
10 years have already passed.
September 2005, Jump Anime Tour
First Ever Screening
April 4th, 2006
The Gintama TV Series begins airing.
April 24th, 2010
Gintama: The Movie: Benizakura Arc Retelling opens in theaters.
April 4th, 2011
Season 2 of the Gintama TV Series begins airing.
July 6th, 2013
Gintama The Movie: The Final Chapter: Be Forever Odd Jobs opens in theaters.
April 8th, 2015
Season 3 of the Gintama TV Series begins airing.
And now, this winter,
the Gintama anime faces up to
its biggest incident ever.
Huh?
Uh, excuse me. What the heck is this?
Nothing's happening.
The incident called "Nothing's Happening" is happening right now.
What's wrong?
Is the equipment malfunctioning?
Should I make an announcement or something?
Hey, Kagura. Light it up already.
I'm trying, but the lighter isn't working.
Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?!
The screen's been pitch black for a while now!
You make the room pitch black before lighting the candles on a cake, right?
Huh? Wait, what?
The room's lights have been switched off?
It's not a black screen for visual effect or anything?
Yeah, this lighter isn't working.
Man, and here I thought we could make things exciting.
Way to rain on my parade.
We're the ones raining on the parade of the Anime Festa visitors!
How long are you gonna show them a black screen?!
Don't worry, Shinpachi.
This cake is a rip-off of the one that a certain guy,
wearing nothing but an apron, tried to give a delinquent who sounds just like Gin-chan.
Once we turn on the lights, there'll be a colorful cake right here!
Kagura
It's completely white!
Shinpachi
Gintoki
For real? It wasn't decorated yet, huh?
Kagura
We couldn't tell 'cause it was inside a box.
Shinpachi
You guys are completely white, too!
Shinpachi
Wait, so am I!
What the hell?!
Shinpachi
Putting out such crude visuals for the Anime Festa is unheard of!
Shueisha's gonna kill us!
Gintoki
This is what happens when you try to animate something new mid-season with no money.
We're nothing like high-quality anime such as Haikyu!!
Kagura
Don't underestimate our suffering, you useless hack!
I seriously was underestimating it.
Shinpachi
I thought they'd at least add the colors.
Gintoki
How can you expect the staff to add colors to us
when nothing gets added to their pay?
Quit with the clever wordplay.
Shinpachi
What are we gonna do about this disaster?
Gintoki
What, you ask?
This is
sugar content!
What?!
What is wrong with you?!
And hey, they could color us just fine!
Well...
The taste of this being turned into that is, like, something else!
Keep your mouth shut if you can't explain it!
So, as you can see, it'll be fine if we send our clothes flying.
No, it's not fine! I hope you get sent flying!
Anyway, this is seriously delicious. I can't get enough of it.
No fair, Gin-chan. I want a bite, too.
Hey, wait—
Oh, crap.
This is gonna turn into that!
Oh, like hell!
What's with that silhouette?!
You may not have realized, but I look thinner in clothes.
Inside, I have a dynamite body.
Your "dynamite body" is sticking out of the silhouette, you know.
Anyway, is the cake that delicious?
Let me have a bite, too.
You get it, don't you, Pachi-boy?
What do you mean?
I'm not gonna get disrobed by cake—
My lenses!
And my frames are melting away!
Excuse me.
There's a volunteer who wants to represent the Shinsengumi
and have his clothes sent flying in front of everyone in the audience,
so could you let him eat some of that?
Untie me, Sogo!
Hijikata-kun!
I can't believe you're volunteering. I'm impressed.
What part of this looks like volunteering to you?!
I've clearly been brought here against my will!
Say "ahh."
Listen to me, you pair of sadists!
No!
Who'd want to eat this crap? It doesn't even have mayonnaise on it!
So you'd eat it if it did?!
Ah, this is tastier than dog food!
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