Faking It

Previously on "Faking It"...

I want to stay in Austin 'cause my daughter needs me.

I'm not gonna tell Daddy.

This stepsister thing isn't so bad.

Just stay. Please stay.

I can't.

I wish I didn't have to think about this.

I wish I hadn't given you a reason to.

Can I stay here for a while?

Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yeah. There's no magic bullet.

So according to this book, my love color is teal,

while Liam's is more of a magenta.

Of course we couldn't make it work!

What did you get from your book?

Liam is from Mars, and you're from Venus?

Thanks for doing this with me.

That's what best friends are for.

Just remind me how the hat helps again.

Now is the time for me to be figuring out who I am.

Like, I didn't think that I used to be a hat person,

but maybe I am, and maybe if I had been a hat person,

I could have made it work with Liam.

You don't have to be any kind of person but a Karma person.

So I should probably lose the hat?

Yeah.

Mom?

Karma.

Oh, my God, the Karma!

- Wait, no, um... - Oh, my goodness.

You must be Amy. We've heard so much about you.

I'm Debbie. This is Jackie. We're in your mom's PFLAG group.

We were just finalizing plans for our fund raiser.

It's a hoedown.

Now, Jackie, I thought we agreed we're calling it a square dance.

Yeah, well, a hoedown sounds so much more fun,

doesn't it, girls?

Oh, and you two have to come.

Everyone's dying to meet you.

- Why? - Uh...

Well, Molly's told us all about you.

Karma and Amy, the out proud

and madly in love lesbian couple.

I know. I'm so sorry.

I can't believe you haven't told PFLAG I'm not a lesbian.

That woman Jackie is gunning for my presidency,

and her son is actually gay.

If she found out the truth, she would overthrow me

and keep me from all the good work I'm doing.

I mean, it's one thing for you to live a lie,

but you can't make us live one too.

Yeah, we're really trying not to do that anymore.

You're right.

I'm gonna meditate on this

and think about what's led me to this point.

Dad, can you just stop powering the house for one second?

Don't be mad at your mother.

I mean, after the year we've had, you know,

losing the house and the business,

her PFLAG group is all she has.

Aww.

Molly's been working so hard on this fund raiser, you know.

It would mean the world to her if you two would go.

Together.

As a couple.

Dad, do you not see how insane that is?

- I mean, Amy, do you... - Yeah, we could do it.

Mm-hmm.

How could you even consider this?

Well, your mom's always been there for me,

and if us being a couple helps her,

then I want to do it.

Yeah, but won't it be weird for you?

Why would it be weird?

Ohh.

If you're worried about my feelings,

there's nothing to worry about.

That's ancient history.

Okay.

Great, then it's not weird for me.

Let's be lesbians.

Again.

Oh!

The guy you just killed looked just like Duke.

I wonder what he's doing right now.

I don't know, working out?

What do you think the odds are he's wearing a shirt?

- Low, right? - You are dead.

Oh! Shane, we've been at this game for two weeks,

and we're so close to beating it.

Simmer down, it's just a game. You're obsessed.

I'd rather obsess over a video game

than obsess over an ex, like you are.

This one's newish, right?

Ugh!

Yeah, I'm the sad one.

You're right.

We used to be Liam and Shane.

We were hookup hunters, and the world was our prey.

It's time to pick up our spears,

'cause we're gonna get back on that horse.

I had a horse once. I loved it, but it ran away.

You're the one that taught me,

the best way to get over someone is to...

Get back together with them.

No!

, you're right.

- We will start tonight. - Yeah!

Now, I don't want to rush you,

but Becky's waiting, and it wasn't easy

getting this appointment.

Maybe we should skip it.

Since she does your hair, I'd probably just end up

looking like a big whore.

Lauren.

What is wrong with you?

You have not been yourself lately.

I think I know why.

You do?

Well, yeah, you're still mad at me

for what we talked about at the pageant.

Yep. That's why I'm upset.

Well, it's no reason to take it out on poor Farrah.

She didn't do anything wrong.

I can't be here anymore.

What in the...

That is too funny.

Oh, God, you're all still here.

We thought you'd be out by now.

We were just gonna watch some TV.

And then I was gonna leave.

I could do that now. I'm gonna leave now.

No, Hank, listen.

Hey, nice to finally meet you, man.

Been telling Farrah to invite you over.

You free for dinner?

No.

No, uh, I'm gonna be with Amy later

at this PFLAG square dance.

Mm-hmm.

What PFLAG square dance?

And who would pee on a flag?

Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays.

So you told your dad about all of that?

Yeah, and he totally gets it.

It's so nice to have a parent who supports me for once.

Do we have to do anything?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

The important thing is that you're here.

And if you're moved to, you can lend an ear

as people open their hearts and share their experiences.

- Whoo-hoo! - Do it, cowboy.

When does the heart opening start?

- Whoo! - Jackie?

What is all this?

And what on earth is that?

A human tumbleweed.

Isn't it everything?

You were supposed to run any changes by me.

I'm the president.

I'm the social chair,

so it is my job to put on a fabulous event.

It is called a fun raiser for a reason.

Fund raiser, you forgot the D.

That's a first.

How is this event supposed to help anyone?

Help them with what? We should be celebrating.

We got the fun kids.

Oh, speaking of which, you girls have got to meet my son.

Honey.

This is Shane and his friend Liam.

This is Karma and her girlfriend, Amy.

Don't you all go to Hester?

No, no, no, no, no. They're not...

Friends with us yet.

Let's change that, shall we?

I think they have drama together.

This is not healthy,

and you're talking to someone

who puts aside time to smell Duke's old shirts.

Shane, it's fine.

I don't have feelings for Karma anymore.

They went away when I fell for Reagan.

You covered them up when you fell for Reagan.

Now the Regan Band-Aid's off, and you're pouring salt

into your open, gaping Karma wound.

Damn her and her selfish schemes.

It wasn't even my scheme.

Right, so Amy convinced you to pretend to be a couple again?

- Yes. -

It was this whole thing with my mom and her PFLAG group.

And... Can you just not say anything?

I'll do you one better.

I'm pretending you're not even here.

Why are you even here?

Oh, let me guess.

You and Shane are hitting on gay guys and their girlfriends.

That's none of your business, but yes.

Old Liam is back.

Old Amy isn't back, and to keep it that way,