A Romance of The Little Forest (Two People's Little Forest / Liang Ge Ren De Xiao Sen Lin / 两个人的小森林)

If I could learn your skills in school,

I would be willing to study for a doctorate.

You can use your skills for chasing Yu on anyone.

But let me warn you, stay away from him.

Or I'll show him your true colors.

What did you mean?

Don't ask me.

Go ask your subject.

Maybe he'll tell you.

Or maybe you want to tell me some big secrets?

Not a cat-and-mouse play,

but to wait for windfalls.

Well, you got me.

I should have studied harder.

I'll go read the textbook now.

Tiantian, I'm so screwed.

Don't panic.

Resorting to force after fair means.

I think her warning you first

means she hasn't told Zhuang Yu yet.

Since when has she been fair?

That's not what I'm saying.

But you do have a point.

It sounds less of a warning than a...

Muscle flexing.

Anyway, don't panic.

Panicking is a disaster strategically.

Knowledgeable.

No, I can't find it.

I'm disorganized in an organized way.

I clearly remember the format is buried in the manuscripts.

The manuscripts are here, but the format is gone.

Deep breath...how about this?

I'm coming.

We'll figure it out together.

Okay, see you later.

I have a visitor, bye-bye.

Who is it?

Why are you sneaking?

I don't want to disturb your beautiful dance.

Here.

Wait.

Come here.

Go take it to Grandma Li.

Yes, Ma'am.

And tell Tiantian to take care.

The temperature can drop sharply.

Tiantian is in town to deliver goods.

By herself?

With Jin Xi.

Well...

I'll go.

This way, I can play chess with Zhang.

I think this is actually a good thing.

Tiantian is in town with Jin Xi, who can take care of her.

I have nothing to worry about.

Are you stupid?

Do you know...

Mom, I like Tiantian.

No matter whom she chooses to be with,

as long as it's her wish,

and she's happy,

I should support her.

Don't you think so?

On my way, mom.

You...

He got this from me.

What are you talking about?

Go back to the dance.

My stupid baby boy.

A penny for your thought.

Are you having a beverage without me?

I'm thinking when I go to Alxa,

it may be a luxury to have a sip of this.

Come on, you have rich parents.

Even if you want to build a palace in the desert,

they'll make it happen.

A sip of this is a piece of cake.

Building a palace in the desert is illegal.

Living off my parents is against my heart.

Therefore, I'll do neither.

Wow, a year studying with me has a good influence on you.

You sounded all grown up.

But my ability to praise myself and others

is to be improved.

Who'd have thought that

a kid who worked against his rich parents

is now single-minded about his study?

I know someone like this.

Who?

Tell me.

My treat. Enjoy it.

Feel free to use those tricks of yours on anybody.

But let me warn you, stay away from him.

What are you thinking about?

What did you say?

No... why are you here?

Are you alright?

Accusing tone...

furrowed brows...

a tight fist...

He must have known it already.

Meiren?

Yes, what?

I've answered this question three times.

These photos you gave me,

there are three shots of each bird.

Do you want me to pick one or draw them all?

What do I want?

I only want to turn back time.

I shouldn't have made the stupid format in the first place.

And I shouldn't have printed them out like an idiot.

It's eco-unfriendly and brings me endless troubles.

Do you feel sick?

Okay, feel sick.

Yes, I feel a little dizzy.

Low blood sugar?

Could be.

Please leave the patient alone.

Lucky for you...

This is...

Besieging Wei to save Zhao.

A duck?

100 grams of banana contains about 91 kcal,

22 grams of carbohydrates,

and other nutrients such as protein, dietary fiber and fat.

Perfect for your condition.

A skinned duck.

No, a peeled banana.

Skinned...peeled...

Is he threatening me?

She doesn't like bananas... or... ducks?

Your hand is shaking.

Eat it.

Okay.

Okay.

Besieging Wei to save Zhao...not working.

How about some syrup?

Syrup instead of hot water.

Smart and a quick learner.

Seems my plan is working too well.

No, thank you.

I've been having some stomach trouble.

Except for Li Tiantian, I have to keep off any sweet stuff.

Speaking of whom, she's on her way here.

If you'll excuse me, I need to make some preparation.

His eyes seem to say he knows about it.

Or is he just sounding me out?

Seems she doesn't like bananas.

He looks so serious.

Is he about to interrogate me?

Let me ask you...

Finally, the interrogation.

Do you...

- The truth is... - hate bananas?

Do you not like bananas?

What do you like?

Grapes?

What are you talking about?

The fruits are not the point.

Please...just leave.

I'm not ready.

I'll see you tomorrow.

A miss is as good as a mile.

Look, the tea bushes are so beautiful.

Look here.

A little puppy.

So adorable.

You guys see his fluffy paws?

What are you talking about?

Is filming not allowed here?

Don't mind me... continue.

Hold on.

Mr. Stranger, could you show me how to get to the town?

You have a winding road in the village.

The mobile navigation is of little help.

Well, go straight ahead.

Pass two junctions.

Turn right.

Turn left at the sight of the village committee.

Then go straight.

Pass three junctions.

Turn right again.

Then you'll see a car...

Stop.

Thank you, but I can't remember any of what you said.

Then try to remember some, and ask others about the rest.

Or how about you taking me to the town?

I'm all alone in a strange village.

And you scared the puppy I was filming.

Sorry, but I have someplace to go now.

Look, I'm a travel blogger.