UnREAL

Rachel: Jeremy and I have really started talking about

leaving the business and getting out.

Really?

Don't go running off with Jeremy

because he's the only person who asked.

Run away with me.

I know, Rach, about Adam.

How many times are you gonna make me look like a fool

in front of these people?

-Oh, my God. -Don't do it.

That's, uh -- that's Hot Rachel.

So, this is the party truck, huh? You found it.

Why don't you give me a tour?

This season, our suitor is more well-known.

Ladies, are you ready? Darius Beck!

Jay: Oh, my God. You like him.

I went on a paleolithic lifestyle retreat.

And, uh, this show is my kingdom.

Quinn: "Everlasting" was my idea.

Who's in charge here?

-I am. -I am.

My two bosses are at each other's throats.

Gary: Coleman Wasserman.

He is the one in charge now.

You gave me the showrunner job and essentially took it away.

So you stabbed me in the back.

Between you and me, we can make shows

that actually mean something.

You're the love of my life.

I have a baby now. I'm responsible now.

Man: You're under arrest for kidnapping

and child endangerment.

Okay, what part about, "Let me out before we get here"

did you have a hard time understanding? What?

You don't want to drive to work with the boss

in his new, totally unearned,

utterly gauche, and offensive British sports car?

No, I didn't. Hey, come on.

We run the mother ship of this network.

I'm saying you got to own it.

Stake your flag.

Don't do this again.

Riding to work with the boss.

Only four episodes deep.

Oh, Rach, I think you got

a little bit of Quinn on your shoe.

Okay, I was running the show for Quinn.

I'm running it for Coleman.

Goldberg, you're sleeping with the showrunner.

Own it.

Oh, my God.

Babe, did you actually shoot this with a gun?

This is hilarious.

You're sleeping with a contestant.

And you could get kicked off for this, by the way, young lady. Right.

After you slept with the suitor all last season?

You did what?

What's behind your back?

Should I come take a look at it?

I think I should. Let me see it.

Hand it to me right now.

Ah.

Yep, right through my eye. That's nice.

Okay. Go. Hair and makeup.

Skedaddle.

See you later, sweetie. Go ahead.

Quinn: This is wrong, okay?

I'm not a 19-year-old Instagram bimbo.

I am a boss. This is not what it --

My God.

You are a vision.

And you're back.

Who bailed you out? Oh. Jeremy.

Oh. Well, he clearly knows where his bread is buttered.

How was jail?

Uh, it was hard, really hard.

A lot of drunks, losers...a lot of puke.

Those are your people, Chet, so get used to it.

Um, I just wanted to say --

What? You want to apologize?

Beg for my forgiveness?

Commit hari-kari on my rug? Go for it.

I-I wanted to say that --

that everything I said before the cops came --

that was -- that was the truth.

Well, other than the whole "I stole my baby" thing?

Yeah. Other than that.

Take it off.

I meant it, Quinn.

You're the love of my life.

Chet, stop.

You're embarrassing yourself, okay?

If you haven't noticed, I'm busy.

I have the Impact Awards tonight, okay?

I'm gonna corner John Booth, and I'm going to produce him

into letting me run one of his networks.

Quinn TV.

Please. John Booth.

Why is it that everybody who makes

a billion dollars in some other industry

thinks they can run ours?

He's a douche.

Well, he could be.

On the plus side, he's not you, Chet.

And, uh, that's the best thing about him.

Ugh.

Take it off.

Come on, America. It's sexy time.

It is your chance to be a part of the action

here on "Everlasting."

Now, tonight, Darius is gonna take things to the next level

with one lucky lady who you get to choose.

Of course, we'll be tabulating your votes

as they come in throughout the show.

Call, text, tweet,

Snapchat, if you will, your votes

for the first overnight date of the season.

And remember -- America, it's time for your voice to be heard.

Oh, that's garbage.

Jay, what is that crap?

I mean, come on. I wanted Perrier-Jouet or above.

This is... And that's a cut.

Mm.

I didn't think you'd be in here.

I kind of like this bunking together.

If you want me to find somewhere else to work...

What is that?

Oh, nothing.

What is this? Not nothing.

Holy shit, Rachel.

Where did you find this?

I found that in the camera truck.

In the camera -- Jeremy?

That's a fire-able offense right there.

You can't fire him because he's good, and he's very fast.

Did you guys have a thing toge--

I'm not judging you, but this is cr-- I mean...

On a happier note,

you're gonna need a ball gown,

and we're leaving work at 6:00 tonight.

The Impact Awards. That's Quinn's thing.

It's our thing. Tickets go to the showrunner.

I can't. It feels weird.

More like great and overdue, right?

Do you know who else is gonna be there?

Who?

The rest of television,

everyone we're ever gonna want to work with in our careers.

It's a great opportunity, Rach.

Let's take it.

Welcome back to "Everlasting."

We're at the midway point of the season,

only seven ladies left.

But we have narrowed it down to your two fan favorites.

Now, of course, Darius will share a drink with each

and then choose one with whom he will spend the night.

We have tallied your millions of votes, America,

and the winners are...

Yael and Dominique.

-Oh! - Oh, my God!

Dominique: This is so good!

Yael: Thank you.

Oh, wow. Ah!

Where are these people?

What do you want, Rachel?

You're trying to sell Yael and Dominique

as the fan favorites?

Well, yeah, anything's possible

since we don't actually tally those votes.

I mean, I don't even really know where that phone number goes.

Okay, but, like, why Dominique?

So Hot Rachel gets the overnight.

I mean, if I gave Darius an actual choice,

then I wouldn't get what I want.

Okay, well, Darius wants Ruby, FYI.

Of course he does. Madison!

Why are we doing overnights before the final two?

Uh, because I felt that the show needed

a little more spice...

unless you and Coleman have a different idea.

Maybe you want to give me some notes?

Where's my stylist?

I don't know.

And where are the Impact tickets?

I don't have them. Well, go get them.

I can't.

Madison -- No, actually, she can't.

And why is that?

Because I have them.

See, they're for the showrunner,

and Coleman's the showrunner, so...

Get out.

-Quinn -- -Out!

Yeah, that's perfect. That's good.

Hey, Jeremy, you got a second?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up?