The first 200 lines.
Previously, on Love Island: All Stars...
I can't have every Tom, Dick and Harry calling me a clout chaser.
Yeah, no, I get it.
..tensions rose in the villa.
You gave your opinion and made me look like an idiot.
Look at yourself, and don't look at me.
Be a man, not a boy.
I'll be honest... Uh-huh?
..I have had a crush on her for a bit.
Oh, my God. They're holding hands. Wow.
Don't mess me around, Chris, seriously.
I can't be with someone that doesn't wanna communicate with me, so...
OK, well, this is done, then. It's cool. It is done.
And you coupled up the Bombshells. The public have decided...
That you should couple up with...
Molly. Josh. APPLAUSE
Tonight...
This is just gonna be chaos.
..games are played... SCREAMING
..and truths are told.
How many girls have you slept with since Molly?
You coupled up Tom and Sophie with Molly and Josh.
And now, thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow, who gave us
a half-an-hour Zoom tutorial, our other All Stars will take part
in the first-ever conscious re-coupling.
# Ooh... #
The boys are choosing, and first up is Tyler.
I've decided to couple up with this girl
because ever since I've come into the villa,
she's made me feel super comfortable.
We get on like a house on fire, she is stunning,
and I can't wait to see what lies ahead.
The girl I would like to couple up with is...
# Ooh
# Ooh... #
..Hannah. APPLAUSE
# Wave your flag high We will stand together
# This is our time... #
It's all good.
Next up is Callum, who was in a couple with Molly.
# Cos it's a bittersweet symphony This life... #
I would like to couple up with this girl
because I feel like we share a lot of the same values and morals.
Not only is she sweet, she's stunning,
and I feel like over the past few days,
we've gotten to know each other a little bit more,
and I can definitely see something in the future with this girl.
She's the only girl that I've gotten to know since,
obviously, being in here,
so I feel like this is a pretty easy decision for me.
So, the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
..Georgia. APPLAUSE
Chris is next to pick. Right now, he's with Arabella.
I would like to couple up with this girl because...
Oh, I don't know what to fucking do.
# I had my doubts I had to check it all out
# And now I see that you've run back When I thought you'd quit... #
You come on, bro. You've got this, bruv.
Obviously, it's been a bit of a shitter today, hasn't it?
SNIGGERING
My current couple...
It's been a slightly turbulent day, to say the least.
# Oh, tell me, why her, not me...? #
And... we've literally just finished it, so...
slight predicament on my part. I think...
# Why did you have to Build the walls so high?
# Oh, no, I'm not done climbing... # Don't know what I think.
I think, based on the situation that I've been faced with today,
there's somebody in front of me here that I... cannot move forward with.
So the girl that I would like to couple up with is...
# Oh, tell me, why her, not me?
# What did I do For you to wreck it all?
# Oh, Lord, it's not my fault... #
Kaz. Me?
APPLAUSE
# Oh, no, I'm not done climbing... #
OK?
Oh, my god.
Toby, who is now single, is next to choose.
I would like to couple up with this girl because she's beautiful.
I like her confidence. I feel like she's a very confident girl.
Loves a flirt, and I feel like today,
she's had a little situation
that hasn't really gone the best for her,
so it would be nice to have, like, a familiar face in a couple.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
Arabella.
# She said, "It's February
# I'm scared That we're growing older
# World upon our shoulders Where did the light go? #
Anton is up next.
His relationship with Georgia H recently hit a rocky patch.
So, I would like to couple up with this girl because...
despite everything that has happened tonight,
I still have so much time and respect for her.
She has this unbelievable energy
and aura that lights up this whole villa.
I think she's funny, she's smart,
she's gorgeous, both on the inside and out,
and there is no doubt there is a connection there,
it's just whether it's a romantic one.
So the girl I would like to couple up with is...
# And when you Come back down to Earth
# I'll be the one you call... #
George H. Thank you so much.
Thank you. That was really sweet.
# Please don't make promises That you can't keep... #
Finally, it's Mitch's turn to pick, and only one girl remains.
I would like to couple up with this girl because...
despite the last two or three days being a bit messy,
I can not get my head away from this girl.
She laughs at my jokes, and I know I'm not actually that funny.
Not only that, when I'm chatting to this girl,
time flies by, even though I don't even know the time.
HE LAUGHS
HE EXHALES I'm drawing blanks here, guys (!)
Spending time with this person is like spending time with a mirror.
It's literally the exact same person as me, and it's just...
it's just good vibes, good times,
and I just want to carry on doing this.
All my options are literally just narrowing down to this one person.
I don't want to get to know anyone else in this villa
but this individual.
So the girl that I would like to couple up with is...
# No matter what I love you endlessly... #
Liberty.
# But I gotta run, I gotta run From your reality
# I know we're blood But this love is bad for me
But this love is bad for me. #
I'm happy now. Yay!
I'm so sorry about that.
You deserve a speech about you that celebrates you.
I don't know what to do.
But she's just hit a boundary of mine that is non-negotiable.
We both said it was over, and... we're good friends.
What I was thinking in my head is, like,
I think it was the huffing and the puffing
and it was, like, dig after dig.
I just thought you were being, like, rude, like...
No, no, I was trying to decide, like...
That was the only reason when I sat down, I was like, bro, like...
I wouldn't mean it like that. Hm.
I didn't know what to do, cos obviously, like, today,
I was vulnerable in front of her,
and she turned around and said I was being disingenuous.
So this is how I understood the situation.
When she was talking about the whole disingenuous thing,
I thought she meant as in, like,
it made her feel like from the beginning you were.
That's how I understood this whole situation.
There's a whole big piece missing here,
whereby what I did on the date was more "genuous", which isn't a word,
then disingenuous, because I gave it a chance,
and I was open and honest with her
about things that I find difficult talking about.
Yeah, now I get it. OK. It's a mess.
Erm, but, hey, I don't have to sleep in a bed with you.
If you want the full bed, I'll sleep downstairs.
No, Chris, you'll share a bed with me.
I didn't really understand that the situation between Arabella and Chris
was actually over, but I'm happy to be in a couple with Chris.
We really get along, and so it's not all bad.
After everything that happened with Chris,
Arabella's pretty happy about the re-coupling. Me too.
Gwyneth Paltrow chucked in a free vagina-scented candle.
I was feeling for you, girl, when you were standing there.
But do you know what? It was nice what Toby said. Yeah.
I'm really happy that Toby picked me, like, I actually am.
The thing is with Toby, he does know me.
Yeah. There is something there. That's never gone.
He was one of the people that I was getting to know
when I first came in.
It was like I just shut Toby and Josh down for Chris. Mm-hm.
It will just be nice going to sleep next to a familiar face,
do you know what I mean? Toby is like home to me. Aw.
Chris definitely made me think,
"Do you know what? Don't close yourself off."
Because also, you think you know someone,
and you really, really don't.
I think he's really, like, it's hit him.
Emotions are high.
We've just had an explosive row right now,
so I didn't at all expect him to choose me, like, at all.
I just think the things he said, I dunno,
there was a few things that I just think, come on,
did you really need to say that and make me feel like that
when I'm standing up there? Yeah, it wasn't good, like, was it?
Are you in the doghouse? No, I'm calm, me. I just...
Bro, you. You, mate...
You are a bit of a dickhead round the firepit for that. What?
I don't get you, dude. I just don't understand you.
What, so you don't think it's funny? No, none of that's funny.
Do you member what you said up there, or what?
Nah, blurred, mate, cos I were that fucking livid.
I don't even know if I fucking like the girl or not at this point.
And fuck me...
Bro, you just said you wanted to lock it off with her up there
Yeah, you did literally just say...
I said I'm narrowing my options down cos I quite frankly,
am I wrong in this?
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