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Hey, Gourry...

What is it, Lina?

I, um...

Don't think I'm weird for saying something like this, but...

What? What's with the formality?

Well, I...

Oh, you'll laugh at me. I kust know it.

I won't laugh.

Really?

Yeah, sure.

Well, okay, then I'll ask.

Gourry...

I, I...

I'd like...

I'd like to have a slice of gulper shark sashimi!

No way.

Boy, food sure tastes good after a hard day's work.

Right, Lina?

You're absolutely heartless!

Here I am, stuck with a measly dried sardine

while you cruelly munch down the ultra deluxe local catch of the day

boatload platter right in front of me!

You know, I was pretty nervous about helping the fisherman,

but I might have a calling for it.

For your information,

I worked 100 times harder than you!

Maybe,

but sinking ships wasn't what they wanted.

FLOAAAT but sinking ships wasn't what they wanted.

FLOAAAT

Everybody makes a small mistake or two in their lives!

This must be famous Ikusu Octopus!

I'll have a taste then...

It's unfair!

What're doing?!

It's okay, right?

No way!

Damn!

You should be more considerate of your friends!

I agree wholeheartedly!

Ouch!

My octopus! Ouch!

My octopus! Octopus!

My octopus! Leggo!

Lay off, damn it!

It's mine...

Parting is terrible...

Chorosuke, chorokuban...

Supokon...

Supokokon...

Henemene Supopon...

Kemoo kemoo hekemee... Henemene Supopon...

Kemoo kemoo hekemee...

Meso meso!

What's going on?

You...

You ate it already?

It's really gone!

Well, if someone is looking away at the dinner table,

they must be finished, right?

Lina!

If you were a man,

you wouldn't be bothered by something already done!

I'm not bothered!

Then what?

I'm angry!

Well, good for you!

Octopus...

Octopus...

Octopus...

You ate it, didn't you?!

Him! He's the one that ate the octopus!

I couldn't help myself!

So you're the one that ate it?!

Hey...

Bur...

Burst Rondo.

What was that?

The fruit of all my sweat and hard labor...

Hey old man, you're gonna pay for this, right?

After you pay for the destruction of my restaurant!

Roof, wall, doors, windows, tables, chairs, dishes, cups...

And all the rest comes to...

We'll call it even then.

Are you the people who kust ate an octopus?

Well, actually he's the one that ate the octopus.

It tasted great!

I'm terribly sorry...

Well, it's not like I'm responsible but...

What?

I don't know how to express my condolences to you...

What? Condolences, you say?

You'll die if you eat octopus?

What?!

Die, or not die, I don't know...

So which one is it?!

I'm trained in the art of white magic which heals diseases.

Really? Then...

But I'm still such an amateur, I wouldn't be able to help you...

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, it's...

Come on, explain this more clearly!

I couldn't possibly describe it...

Please, tell me...

Kerasoro bunkiin!

Alas...

Squeak squeak! Tremble tremble!

What's he saying?

This is the demonic infectious disease that's been told in legend...

It's said that, once you eat the octopus possessing demonic powers,

you'll be doomed to speak only in octopusese.

Octopusese?

Flat chested!

What was that?

It seems "flat chested" probably means What was that?

It seems "flat chested" probably means God damn it...

"how horrible" in octopusese. God damn it...

"how horrible" in octopusese. Ponene ponene ponene!

What did you kust say?!

Oh, and my name is Ruuma. What did you kust say?!

Please stay at my residence tonight. What did you kust say?!

Please stay at my residence tonight. You're horrible, you know that?!

Were you listening? You're horrible, you know that?!

You're horrible, you know that?!

What?!

So you're THE Lina Inverse?!

Yeah, what about it?

I've heard rumors about your exploits!

Rumors?

What kind?

The Dragon Spooker!

Is there something wrong?

I sense a bad aura flowing out of you.

You kust said "Dragon Spooker."

Why?

I think it's wonderful!

Doesn't it mean you vanquish dragons so swiftly, dragons run in fear?

So that's how it's interpreted around here?

What? Am I wrong?

Could it mean dragons step past out of...

Hey, don't sweat it!

You were right the first time!

Miss Lina!

Yes?

Miss Lina, you were guided by fate to this town

to save it in its time of need, right?

Well, I was actually guided by the famed octopus cuisine...

Of course fate guided you!

So please help us, won't you?

Well, it's not like I can leave Gourry like he is now...

Lina...

Names are the same even in octopusese, huh?

Lina.

I love you.

I love you!

What?

So, what did he mean kust now?

No idea.

I see...

Chandelier, bolitho, belly button sneeze, regular sneeze...

Grated yam, spread about, scratch with hand...

* Translated to Human Language.

And so there you have it, sir. * Translated to Human Language.

And so there you have it, sir.

What?

So the humans have enlisted the aid of a vile and powerful wizard?

What do you plan to do?

My king, you need not worry long.

I have a plan.

You three,

continue to collect the emotional energy

of the humans experiencing fear and chaos,

and offer it to our guardian deity.

Our guardian deity gave me, the Intelligent Octopus,

the power to control the human and octopus languages.

Leave it to me.

I am counting on you, Intelligent Octopus.

It's only a matter of time before our guardian deity is fully restored.

We are on the verge the Age of the Octopus!

The time has come for us to deliver doom upon the human race.

Oshiete Oh, please tell me

Anata no ai Tell me your love

Tete chichi kaka popo Hand hand, father, ka ka, f'ffsst f'ffsst

Wakaranai I don't understand

Tako kutte pa Eat octopus, go wacko

Son de motte puu You'll end up unemployed

Anata no kotoba ga todokanai Your words can't reach anyone anymore

What the hell was that?

Did you find it pleasing?

No.

It's a traditional children's song in this town.

This town is famous for its octopi,

so that was one of the many traditional

stories and songs about them.

According to legend,

those who consume the flesh of an octopus

that was granted magical powers by demon folk

fall victim to a demonic disease.

Demon folk?

Yes, I'm afraid the current outbreak we are suffering is...