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Oh, stop the car.
Bring me something, I beg your pardon now.
You hear what I said?
Is everything okay back there, ma'am?
I said stop the car.
I got your drop box set, Marshall.
Oh my God! I said pull the fucking car over!
Now!
Now!
Oh my God, she got ideas.
You know what she's throwing at the full name start?
No, the coffee table just doesn't go with her things.
Are you kidding me?
You should see this go on a rug she brought with her.
Oh my God, what a fucking temperature she took.
It's going to be a two-piece everyday season.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure where I got it.
I'm not sure where I got it.
Oh, my God, I'm not sure where I got it.
Oh, that's a good thing.
Oh, my God.
Hahaha!
You killed him!
Nicely!
There you go!
You killed him!
Oh my god!
What took you so long?
You'll come up!
Wow!
It's fucking killing me!
Yo, come on, you should need that shit.
That's no good for you.
As long as there's no ground up meeting here, I'm gonna eat it.
I'm really hungry.
I'm hungry all the time.
Fuck her.
Ooh.
Janice.
I pay my fucking paycheck, bitch.
I check in.
I work.
Real customers should be processing some weird discount
shit that they don't even need, but they buy anyway.
I don't complain.
I go back and I do it again the next day.
You know what she tells me?
Smile.
You don't smile even if you're putting off the customers.
You also then just fucking smile, okay?
You shouldn't complain so much.
You got a good thing going.
Are you sweet, right?
What do you mean?
It's mean?
I'm sorry.
Babies just get some freak out about whatever they fucking want to do.
Sometimes I want to take a few screaming freak the fuck out.
It's just cute.
Now, I guess to decide what baby's like anyway, it's fucking con.
Mom, do you wanna just get out of here?
Why?
Because my feet hurt and I'm getting sweaty
and I just want to go home and sit down.
Yo, you wanna check this out?
What does this do?
It gets the milk out.
No.
So you're not?
Yeah.
Like, really?
It's so fucking gross.
I'm gonna be sick too.
It's a little gross.
I don't think we need it.
That's 285-14.
You look good, you mean you're 4?
Can you just take this stuff off?
I'd have to go get my manager.
Okay, we'll wait.
I get this mine.
Hey, it's John Columbus Avenue, then turn right on 4th Street.
In one mile, take the exit, then-.
And sometimes I feel like it doesn't fucking matter
whether you have a job where you don't, because life could just suck just as hard.
You feeling me off of you?
Oh fuck, John!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I got some some new stuff here. Let's
see. I got like it in Percocet. Yeah, I'll
hold you up whatever you want. Yeah, no, just
give me the Percocet. Percocet? Yeah. Yeah,
it's great. Oh, hey, I got something else for you. Check it out. Is the sneakers you
wanted. Shit, man. They're your size, too,
bro. Yo, maybe next month. Yeah, yeah. Okay,
yeah, no sweat. I'll just hold them for you.
Yeah, next month. You good, bro? He's like
everything good with you. You're still working
the maintenance game. Nah, I'm just like,
trying to keep my options open right now. You know, I'm just like, I've taken time to
just be focused and stay centered, you know.
Yeah, severance back to dinner. Yeah, anyways.
Hey, I, I know some, uh, some guys. What
guys? It's like guys with money and shit. They
like to like, like help out guys like us.
What they're like, buddies of yours? Yeah. If
you want, like, you could mean them. I mean,
they, they help me get back on my feet. So,
you know, who knows? All right. Yeah. Awesome.
All right. Hey, good work today. All right,
next to you. I'll see you're happy. Yeah. Hey. I want the fucking Okay. You okay?
You okay? Where'd she go? Oh, where?
Went to the doctor the day. Just, he just like, I was ready to get a bunch of tests.
Oh, test or socks, Spencer. Even if nothing
was around, just routine. And for some reason,
I just like got scared or something. I don't
know. I just started like crying in the middle
of the doctor's office. Like, like a broken tab. I just happened. But they, they didn't
either guy. Hey, hey, no, I don't know. All right. So, okay. I should make some real
jazz school. Hey, come sit down. Let me in Jason. This is by your eyes.
The worst starts. Do you pass me a strip, boys?
Yeah. I can get enough. Fly up a stake in this
way or stop. No. No, thanks. Yeah. Well, Ralph, I hope you don't mind facing.
told us about you all getting laid off the
brain. Yeah. So sorry, let's be so tough out
there for you guys, huh? Yeah, because I mean,
yeah, like it happened so fast. So, it's like
one day you're out for promotion and the next day you're just like out on your
ass or whatever. Corporate America does not give a fuck about its human capital. It's
like once you're harvested, you have no use
to anyone. Okay. So, Ralph, do you have people
depending on you? Oh, yeah. Like my girl. Yeah. Oh, he's expecting a baby to be a
greener. Yeah. That's a lot though. Do you have any family to fall back on?
I'm just like trying to stay positive now, man.
Of course. I'm just trying to keep my options
open right now. Blank slate. I like that. Hey. Ralph, keeping your options open.
Oh, you're here.
Hey, hey, you okay? Yeah. Sorry, I was just getting,
uh, sure. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. I was just dumb.
Yeah. I know they can be a handful, but the guys mean, well, I hope they didn't make
you too uncomfortable. No, no, it was cool. I mean,
yo, thanks for the beer and whatnot. I mean, I would have put it only about it.
Hey, I'm sorry for your burdens. Ralph. Thanks.
Yeah, I've been in some tight spots myself and, uh, you know, you have that look.
One look like nobody ever showed up for you. No one
gave it to him. A lot of us here know the pain and
have some focus. I hope it's knowing you're not
alone, man. Hey, baby. Wake up, you're dreaming.
Bad dream. Not entirely. Yeah. You want to tell me
about me? What's that? The tree? Yeah. Got it in the
closet. What closet? Your mom's closing out the back.
Why are you going through there? That's personal.
Because I'm trying to be a little bit fucking festive,
Ralphie. What do you want? You just want me to
throw all that shit out? There's good stuff in
there. Yeah, I don't want you messing around back
there. Jesus, Ralph. I thought I remember saying it.
Didn't I say it? Did I say it? Yeah, you said it.
Do you want me to fucking take the tree down?
No. No, he cut it out. Stop. Stop Ralphie.
I got something for you. Yo, I told you, bro,
I want to take those off your hands, but my
money's tight. Yeah, all good. They're on the
house. It's just a gift from the guys. I guess you
made like a good impression. It's pretty sweet,
right? Yeah. Sweet. All right. I'll see you
roughly. Thanks, Ralphie. You're the man. For the
newcomers, I'm dad Dan. I guess you could say.
three failed marriages. I mean, I'm not much
of a husband. But what I am is a family man.
We have a few new faces today. I want to introduce you so. Yeah, I'm Ralphie.
I, my buddy Ralphie is not much of a talker, Dan.
Not dad, Dan. My house is a safe space. No judgment.
We speak our truth here without fear. I'm son Aaron. You're four months old.
I'm son Jason two months, celibate. And I'm son
Brad, 11 months and 13 days. In fact, if I may,
I'd like to, I'd like to share some of you know
that I was not in the best shape when I was inducted
at stage four liver cancer. And the doctor said that I had six months. Well,
uh yesterday was was one whole year since my diagnosis.
Ed Leo here just over six years and still trucking.
That's Andrew. I'm going to attend years. Well,
my mom is kind of a junkie. So it was either
this or the army, I guess. Three or seven,
over the last two weeks, volunteered, packed my bags. I live my wife last night.
I went through her things. They were pictures,
texts. She was fucking guys, random guys.
What do you want to say?
I'll say it.
Can't. That's what? She's a can't.
All right, I'll be right back.
Hey, did you get anything? Can I get you? Are you sure?
But yeah, I'm not a teacher. I'm not a fucking boy. I'm not a dirty only boy.
Absence is about taking your power.
By the way, just send me that recipe. Thank you.
As soon as he's ready to get out of here. I don't know. I want to see him from my face.
Damn, it's my buddy Rick. I was telling you about Rick. I'm sorry for the trouble.
You got your fucking shit. You just keep it on
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