Beach House

Excuse me, can you look...?

We go to... OK, thank you.

-Hi! -Hello!

How's your night going?

Very good.

Did you know that in this bar

for five euros you get one kiss and one shot.

-A kiss on the...? -A kiss on the mouth.

- Yeah? - Yeah, yeah.

OK!

OK...

-Two euros? -Cheaper!

I had 'em in the bag, dude!

-You are Sonia? -Yeah.

-OK. -Hello.

This is the house. Is the second door.

-We will show you to the house and... -No, no, it's not necessary.

OK. And...

And the keys.

Thank you.

We... we stay here.

Yeah. In the upstairs.

- I help you. - No, no, no!

-No? -It's OK.

-If you need something... -Or anything...

-Anything. -Yeah. Yeah.

- Here? - Yeah, it's here.

OK.

What a nice home we have. Right?

Natasha.

Wow!

We're going to a party. If you want...

-Hey! -Oh.

Hello!

Hi.

First time in Mallorca?

Yes.

-Do you live here? -No, no. I'm here on holiday.

-I'm from Barcelona. -Oh, that's nice. I wanna go there.

Yeah? You would love it.

One of those days I'll go diving.

You like diving?

Yeah. Yes, very much. I like to see fishes.

Yes, different kind of fishes, colors, shapes...

You know?

How many meters do you descend?

Ah... I haven't tried it yet.

Oh...

You seem like... like an expert.

Because I watch documentaries.

Documentaries.

My friends.

-Hi! Are you OK, yeah? -Hi!

-Alcohol? -Ah... yes.

-Drinking? -I'm going that way.

OK. Bye, Natasha.

-Sorry? -What?

How do you know my name?

Ah. Because you told me.

No, no, no, I didn't.

-Yeah, yeah. You told me. -No.

In the house you told me.

No, but he's drinking, and he says...

-He... he drinks... -OK.

-When he drinks, he's like... -Yeah.

-See you! -Go to sleep.

See you!

Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk.

Hello!

Hello, ladies, do you want a shot?

Hi! Hi!

- Hi! - How are you?

- Where you go? - There's a pool party.

We have a pool here.

But there's a big sangria party at the hotel.

-Why don't you come? -Come!

Yes. Really?

Hey! Hello!

Hi.

What a coincidence to meet you in this store.

Are you buying something?

Ah... sunscreen.

Very good.

-Do you go to the beach? -Yes.

There is a beach here next to the store, you know...

And, ah...

I go there now.

OK.

Do you buy something?

-What? -You buy something here?

This.

I'm going to buy this.

-Really? -Yeah, what happen?

It's the best thing to sleep a while in the sea.

To sleep in the sea is dangerous. The current can drag you away.

No, because the waves come to the sand.

Yes, but the current can drag you away.

No, if the waves come, how are they going to drag me?

Don't worry, I can watch you. I'll be there.

-OK. -See you.

It's coming.

No.

Yeah.

You know? I love Russia.

I would like to go there.

-What do you love about Russia? -I love vodka.

And I love...

In Europe you know nothing about Russia.

Yes, we know.

We had to read "The White Nights", for example, in high school.

A lonely shy guy falls in love with a girl.

-So romantic. -Yeah, it is.

I love to read. I could spend hours in the morning.

-Really? -Yeah.

Me too.

Really?

Can you put some cream on my back?

Put cream?

Cream on my back.

-Yeah, sure. -Thank you.

Thank you.

Look. I told you.

-Go and take it. -No, no, it doesn't matter.

What are you saying? Go and take it.

No, I think I'm not going to use it.

No, it's true. And then the crocodile shape it's...

It's for kids. I'm not going to use it. Hey!

Well, I'm...

I'm going home. You come?

To your home?

I mean, you live here.

Ah, yeah, sorry. Ah... sorry.

I thought that...

No, nothing, sorry.

-No, I go with my friends. -OK.

Maybe we...

We can go another day to the beach.

-OK. -And...

I go down and I call you or...

Ah... You need my phone number.

Yeah, sure. Well, can you hold it, please?

Well, maybe it's better if you write it down.

Yes.

OK.

-Oh, you're calling me. -Yeah, now.

-This is me. -Yes, I got it.

OK, so... we see another day.

-And we go to the beach. -Yeah, see you.

-See you. -Ah... maybe you take it...

Oh, yes.

Sorry.

-Bye. -Bye.

Bye.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

No pissing in the pool. Education, fuck!

Hiya!

-Looks good. Looks good. -It's quite nice. And we have...

And did you see...

It's really nice.

-Hello! -Sangria!

Want some sangria?

-You want some? -Wanna drink with us?

-You put it in your mouth and pour it in. -Only one, only one.

You sure?

Let's go!

You can't do that.

No, I gave you my word.

- It was fucking great. - Yeah.

Well, you know Natasha.

-Sit down, come on. -Please sit down.

-Our house is your house. -It's beautiful. Is that gold?

Yeah, it's gold.

-You're going to like this better. -OK. So this is the 2nd treat of the day.

-How many packages of 1kg do you have here? -How many do you want?

"I go to the beach. Do you want to come?".

Hello.

Hi.

How are your vacations?

Well. Yours?

-You look hangover. -Yeah? Well, a little bit.

-You don't go out at night? -Here? Are you crazy?

Why did you come here?

I've seen that there are more Russians in the house.

How do you know they are Russians?

Well, I don't know. I just figured it out.

-Are they your boyfriends? -No. Why?

Are you really on vacation?

Why are you asking this?

Well, just to talk.

I...

I want to know you better.

Do you think that these questions can help you know me better?

-Mm-hm. -People lie.

I don't.

You're a good guy.

Thank you.

-Is it good? -Huh? Very good.

Can I try?

Yeah, sure.

-You like it? -Yeah, you wanna try mine?