Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously on

- Previously on "Below Deck Med":

Who goes on a two-day trip

to come visit their son in Italy?

- Hiya, honey. - Hey.

- What's up? Guns out?

How you feeling? - Mm.

Why don't I put you in the crew mess

and not feed you for a ----ing day

and tell me how you feel?

- There's just been a lot of talk

about the crew feed coming at 10:00 or 11:00.

- I know one quick and easy way to a mutiny,

and that's hangry crew.

- So much. - So nice to meet you.

- Everything you cooked was amazing.

Thank you.

- ----ing bullsh--.

- I'm just... - That's not even funny.

Joking.

- Ooh! - Mm.

What the (BLEEP) is going on?

You want to make it look

like a ----ing perfect relationship...

- Yeah. - When it's not.

- I was falling for the girl that wasn't...

bringing up every wrong thing I did.

Sweetheart, then--

- I hate you calling me sweetheart.

It's the most degrading thing ever.

What's going on?

'Cause you keep looking at me, and I feel--

- No, no, no. Jesus, no.

Sorry. - Okay.

- No point in ----ing silver-lining it

and going any further.

This is not going to work.

Okay.

- There's a point when you're in a relationship

where if you argue every day,

what's the point in being there?

We're not happy.

I'm done.

- Okay? - I think we should leave it.

- Yeah. - Oh, okay.

- You don't need to feel sorry for me, sweetheart.

[man talking indistinctly in background]

Okay.

This is awesome.

- - Yes.

Oh, my God.

Hello!

Hello.

Doing all right?

Yeah.

We all satisfied?

- Are we going back to the boat now?

- Yes. - I'm going out.

Nice. - Attaboy.

Okay.

Copy, copy.

- Come on, it's our second-last night.

- Yeah, I don't want the stress to be raised.

I'm going out.

- "I don't want the stress to be wasted."

Is that what you said?

- Yes. - Holy (BLEEP).

- It does make me feel a little bit insecure

that Kasey is still vying for his attention.

There's still inappropriate closeness,

and he's making me feel like I'm crazy

for feeling this way, and I'm not.

I can see it.

- I'm ready to grind on some randos!

Ah, let's roll.

Give me a ride?

Hey, have fun.

- Ah. - Look good, girl.

Thank you.

- I'm just so ----ing excited for this charter to be over.

You okay?

- Hi, Jamie. - Hi.

- Have a table. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

I kind of like this.

Gin and tonic!

Whoo!

- Vodka soda. - Vodka soda?

Okay.

- I have, like, for three nights now.

Okay?

- Do you see this--this? I can't do this.

With Brooke,

we're already getting to a serious stage,

when we haven't even had the fun stage yet.

The more insecure she gets,

the more distant I will get,

because I just want to be me.

- Ah, you ----ed up again, didn't you?

I didn't (BLEEP) up again.

Talk to Papa Bear.

I got a cigar.

- I want to be the fun, bubbly guy.

I want to be, like-- - Your laugh

used to be contagious,

and now it sucks.

- I'm okay. - I'm--um, yeah.

- You sure? - Yeah, I think--

yeah, we're good for now. - Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

- Oh, hello. - I want in

the conversation here. - What's up?

You're too young for her.

She is a 55-year-old billionaire.

- I could never support her, financially.

Uh-uh.

- And the saddest bit is, that's all she looks for.

- No, the saddest bit is, ----ing...

actually...

yeah, exactly.

Man...

I am gonna hit the sack.

- Can I have a quick chat with you

before you hit the sack? - Mm-hm.

Yeah, sure.

- All right, I'll take a walk. Do it.

- Start off... slow. - Slow.

- And you get... - That--

That's no--

You're like, "You're still going, hard?

- No, we go like this. Buh, uh, uh.

- Yeah, but you--you got-- - But we got moves.

You just look like you're beating a woman

when--when you do it.

- Do I look like the type of guy

that would beat a woman? That's such bullsh--.

In bed.

- I'll take that. I'll take that.

Yeah, when she asks for it. - Yeah, you see?

- When she asks for it. - What did you do?

I have no idea.

- Yeah. - I'll go.

Well, I don't know. - I don't know if I should.

- Yeah, you'd probably get slapped or something.

If--no, no.

- Please, because I need to know

that I'm gonna go to Prague

and it's not gonna be a sh--show.

I want to-- - Are you ----ing kidding me?

- No. - Okay, then we won't do it.

But just-- I need to know tonight,

'cause I need to change my flight.

- That's what I mean. That's what I'm saying.

I'm saying-- - So change my flights?

Yes.

If I'm being honest, yes.

Yoo!

- Hello. -

Now where are you going? No, no, no, hang out.

- No, I'm good. Thank you. - Stay a bit.

- No, I'm good. - What are you doing?

Where are you going? - Enjoy your boys' time.

What's the big ho--

- So I just don't know where I--I--

Now it's gonna be like,

"I can have so much fun.

Watch me."

- Yay. Colin.

Oh, my God.

- I think I still flirt with Joao

because deep down, I still like him,

and I think, if I hadn't left

that dock party,

that could be me.

Yeah.

- Tequila? Okay.

Rowdy.

- Where's Brooke? - At the car.

- Stop it. - Out of way.

Whew.

Cheers, guys.

No.

- Why? You want to come visit?

Okay.

- Okay. - Is that okay with you?