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Fifth Lady, you...
Head Xiao,
your wife died a few days ago,
yet you got yourself three beautiful wives.
Today, you're going to get your fifth wife.
You're holding her funeral and your wedding together.
What do you mean by that?
Getting a promotion, striking a fortune, and a dead wife,
aren't they all joyous occasions?
Look.
Look at how scared they look.
Present him with his wedding gifts.
Seems like they're great gifts!
50 boxes of firearms.
I hope they can calm your wives down.
In the future, if he dares to bully you guys,
you guys can
shoot him!
Why aren't you checking your new wife out when it's your wedding?
Women are pigs. Brothers are the most important.
But General Liu,
I guess the firearms aren't for free, right?
Few days ago,
you and your Black Tiger Army
took over Shitou Fortress.
That's a great piece of land you got there.
Why don't we build an opium factory over there?
You're luring me into the depths
of being a traitor.
What traitor?
When did bandits like you
have a conscience?
Me?
At least I'm Jiangnan's number one bandit.
All the media are keeping a close eye on me.
I have no room to breathe at all.
You should look at it in this way.
Now, people in Shitou Fortress can't even afford to eat.
We'll build a bogus tea factory and make them grow opium.
Refugees will turn into tea farmers.
You won't be a traitor by then.
You'll be a philantropist.
Si!
I'm going to bring the bandits from Black Tiger Mountain
to build a tea factory in Shitou Fortress
in order to help the refugees.
Ask someone to make a signboard
and write...
Soldiers as if our brothers, the people as if our children!
Great words.
Publish it by tomorrow.
No problem!
I'm sure no one
will call me a traitorous bandit now.
You'll become our Fifth Lady once the ceremony is done.
Your reputation will be ruined if you do this.
Just go away!
The ceremony is over
once we finish this bowl of wine.
After that, we'll...
As the red candlelight shines within the room,
the dragon and phoenix will mingle in the room!
As the red candlelight shines within the room,
the dragon and phoenix will mingle in the room!
I'm not here to be married to you.
I'm here to wipe out your den!
Stop running!
Kill her!
General!
Save me!
Third Lady, Fourth Lady, you guys are...
In the end, all of your wives are spies!
I'll kill you!
Tell me.
We just took over Shitou Fortress,
but Head Xiao went on to hold a wedding ceremony
for Fifth Lady without our presence.
All of his guests
are cowards who ascend the ranks through connections.
They're a bunch of alcoholics.
But when they reach the battlefield,
they'll pee their pants!
How could they compare with
our mighty Deputy Head Huang?
Annoying.
It's just a wedding.
Don't tell me they will be attacked by assassins?
We were once disciples of Tianmen Mountain.
We had no choice but to join Black Tiger Mountain after our sect was defeated.
The bandit, Xiao Ba Tian
are in cahoots with the traitorous warlord, General Liu.
They pillage villages
and turn the people into their slaves.
We endured all the sufferings
and hid our identities while we're here
in order to behead them
and serve justice for the pugilist world.
You guys can do whatever you like.
It's none of my business.
Heroine, from which sect did you come from?
I came from no sect.
Don't try to act familiar with me.
What kind of attitude is that?
This mung bean cake tastes great!
It'll be a waste if they're left here.
Such a waste.
Heroine,
The warlords declared war on each other after Lord Yuan's death.
All the great pugilists became cowards.
This is a chaotic world right now.
Since you're a righteous person,
why don't you join us
in restoring peace to the pugilist world?
Yun Sheng,
I'm here to see you.
[The grave of her late husband, Huo Yun Sheng]
Let go of my sister!
Sister!
Don't worry.
The Black Tiger Army are bandits who wish for peace.
We never kill the innocent.
At most,
we'll play with them!
Let go of my sister!
Deputy Head Huang, the Black Tiger Mountain is in trouble.
It's lucky that we sold our daughter earlier.
If not, she'll be humiliated as well.
In this world,
women will be humiliated no matter where they were sold to.
The mule is everything we have.
Before this,
you guys killed it and consumed it.
Now that the mule is gone,
I can't operate the mill anymore.
But you guys are blaming me for it?
The mule is dead indeed.
But you're still alive, right?
You can operate the mill by yourself.
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
Please let me off!
Please let me off!
Please let me off!
You may appease the villagers today,
but after you're gone,
the bandits will vent out their frustrations
on the villagers.
Who are you?
Who are you siding with?
Hold your fist for now.
This is Black Tiger Mountain.
I've killed the head of Black Tiger Mountain.
Their days are numbered!
What?
Let's go!
Don't touch me!
Deputy Head Huang,
she...
Hurry, prepare a swift horse for me!
What happened?
Someone attacked Black Tiger Mountain.
All of Head Xiao's wives
are actually spies.
Are they from a different sect?
It's unclear.
Bring your team
to collect some firearms and supplies
and return to Shitou Fortress.
Alright.
Xiao Ba Tian is still alive?
I knew you were boasting.
Why didn't you boast that you killed the Emperor of Japan instead?
I'll kill him eventually.
Where are you trying to go?
Don't move.
Where did you come from?
I'm just a passerby.
I don't know who she is.
I was being a busybody when I stopped her just now.
But I'm being a busybody
so that she won't need to
be a busybody.
Our post is running out of supplies.
I can't face my superiors.
Tell me.
Should I find a mule?
Or should I kill the mules I see over here??
Please have mercy!
Move!
Come.
Confiscate all their supplies.
We'll let the mule stay alive for now.
I'll fight with you guys until the end!
Where are you going?
Don't tell me you want to commit suicide?
I'll slay that dog, Xiao Ba Tian.
Wait.
I'll slay you if you keep talking!
We'll get you out soon.
Useless fools.
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