The Great Texas Dynamite Chase

Pam!

Whoo!

I was getting worried.

- I was worried myself. - Are you okay?

Just little tired, that's all.

It really worked, didn't it?

You bet it did.

Need any help, Miss?

No thanks.

- Okay.

- Hey, could you do a favor and hitch home?

Yeah.

But how are you gonna get the money?

Don't you worry.

I'm gonna think of something.

Hello?

Yes.

Oh no, I'm sorry, my alarm.

Oh, shit.

Treat me like shit when I'm there,

they treat me like shit when I'm not there.

Where are you?

I work my ass off for a lousy check,

and the government takes half of it.

I can't even pay the rent.

Hey, forget about it.

Come on back to bed.

I've got a job to do.

Only job you gotta do is on me.

Oh, come on.

You know what I mean.

- All I know is I want you outta here when I get back.

Ellie-Jo, Mr. Sherman wants to see you.

Oh, for what?

Come on, Ellie-Jo, you know about what.

He's hopping mad.

Well, you can just tell Mr. Sherman

the next time he wakes me up at nine o'clock in the morning,

I'm going to kick him right in the--

Miss Turner, what were you saying?

I was just telling Carol, sir, that

the next time that you have to wake me up

at nine o'clock in the morning,

I'm going to personally kick myself right in the head.

Please,

follow me.

- But you see, the buzzer on my alarm, sir, is so faint,

I can't hear it if I-- - Lies won't work

with your record any longer.

- But my apartment is more than a quarter mile away.

- We are terminating your employment in this bank.

What?

Why?

I am a hard working teller, Mr. Sherman.

When you're here on time.

Your behavior stems from a total lack of character,

and I'm referring to your personal life as well.

To be quite frank, Miss Turner,

people don't like their hard-earned money

being handled by a-- - Shut up!

Now, I'd like everybody

just back up against that wall over there.

Go on, put your hands over your head.

All right now, I want you to just keep them there.

Now, if anybody's even thinking about

triggering a silent alarm, or I happen to hear any sirens,

I just want you to remember this:

I'm gonna have to light this short fuse.

Just stay calm and just stay where you are.

I told you to stay right where you are.

Now, I want everybody to stay calm.

Stop it, Carol, don't.

You heard what she said.

You.

You go back to those drawers and get the money out

and put it in a bag for me.

Well, come on.

- Don't do it. - Don't you remember?

- That's an order. - I have been fired.

- Hey you, get over here with the rest of them,

and put your hands above your head.

All right, everybody just stay calm,

don't do anything foolish,

'cause I'm gonna be outta here in just a few minutes.

Thanks.

Well, don't just stand there, goddammit,

somebody call Andy,

and tell him to get over here and stop that maniac.

Gone absolutely mad?

- Andy, Andy, where the hell have you been?

Shut up, everybody.

Shut up!

Now, I wanna know--

Oh,

shit.

She'll be here, I know she will.

She ain't gonna be here,

and there ain't no way she gonna get it.

Pop, I love you, but you're wrong.

Hey, help her, Lover Boy.

Candy!

Wow, Pop, we did it!

We did it!

Pop, we did it!

We did it, Pop! (laughing)

Pam told me you busted out of prison,

but I weren't gonna believe it

till I seen you with my own two eyes.

(giggling) Pop.

Pop,

I got the money.

You steal this?

Why no.

I just walked into a bank, and I withdrew it.

How'd you do it, girl?

With this.

- Now, what the hell do you know about these thangs?

- Well, you see, they had me doing roadwork in prison,

you know, blowing up concrete and stuff like that.

So, I just figured I'd help myself,

and I pocketed a few.

- They sure did a good job of reforming you.

They could never change her.

- But Pop, I wish you coulda been in that bank

when I walked in there with that stuff.

Boy, you shoulda seen the look on their faces.

I wish you all had been there.

I

never wanted you to do a thing like this,

but, in a crazy way, I'm proud.

Your Ma woulda been proud.

It makes

what's left of our family seem important

'cause we ain't ever gonna lose this place

we learned to love. (laughing) - Oh, Pop.

Freddie, you take Sam for me.

Sure, where are you going?

- I'm hitting the road, Freddie, no more Alpine.

Oh, and no dry food, it makes him barf.

What the hell's got into you?

It's that robbery today, isn't it?

- Oh, come on, Freddie, that's the most exciting thing

that ever happened in this town,

and I ain't waiting around for it to happen again.

- Yeah, but what are you gonna do?

- I don't know, Freddie, but whatever it is,

I'm gonna have fun doing it.

But just to leave?

I mean, you can't just leave.

You're heading for trouble.

- Hey, what the hell you think you're doing?

Now, why don't you just relax.

Take your hands off me.

- I'm sorry. - Okay.

- No, please, I'm sorry. - Fine,

I'm getting out of the car. - I'm sorry.

Miss, I promise I won't, I won't touch you.

Please, I promise I won't touch you.

- You get out of that car, and I'll break your neck.

Pervert.

Pervert!

You take the back roads, Candy.

That way you'll have better chance

of keeping out of trouble.

Right, Pop.

Listen, you stay out of trouble yourself.

Hey, thanks for the ride.

I don't believe it.

I thought it was you.

Well, come on, get in, close the door.

Well, come on.

Where you headed?

I hadn't thought that far ahead yet.

Well, I'll drop you off on the outskirts

of the next town, anyway.

Boy, you sure pulled it off, didn't you?

Well I mean, I knew you were a pro the minute you walked in.

Hey, I gotta tell you something.

I never robbed a bank before in my life.

Listen, I'mma have to let you out here.

You can understand it's a little dangerous

for me to be driving into town.

Look, uh,

I got an idea.

What?

Let's rob another bank.

- You gotta be kidding me. - No, I'm not.

You and me, together.

We pulled off once already.

(giggles) Shit.

Yeah, but come on, it was a crazy thing to do.

'Course it was a crazy thing to do,