Men Suddenly in Black 2 (Daai cheung foo 2) (大丈夫2)

Have some tea

Since Nine was gone

There was no one to replace him

We must elect a person today

Right! For me, I suggest Johnny

He'd always respected the elders like us

Remember the incident in Macau Night Club?

The girls stood us up

He immediately called manager

So we could get away

Also, the huge bill, he paid it

Who asked him to show off this way

Of course he paid, would he expect us to pay?

Right

In fact... we always go to Macau in a group.

It's far and expensive

I suggest... time to change

Let's go to Shenzhen

Philip, the clubs there are high class and have good quality girls.

Why not Jordon?

It's safe and cheaper

It's Shrimp's territory. We can get free fruits and double hours.

I choose Shrimp!

When I started to play... they were in election.

I like the system before

it's powerful

It's not about those small benefits

like free fruits double hours or no charge

But a leader to take care of our personal safety

find some good women... for our physical needs

Mr. To, I heard you'd recovered

Congratulation

So, if you let me choose...

I'll choose the medicine agent, Philip Chan.

Great!

All buddies!

Our schedule for next month is out

This Thursday, we'll announce to the public...

to go golfing

But we'll have cars picking up everybody to dance there.

Next Tuesday, 10 tickets to Hawkeng's seminar:

'Discovering the mystery of Black hole'

But we'll have a party in the president suite of the hall.

Also Discovering the mystery of the Black hole.

And next next Friday, we'll...

Honey? Pong!

7 circles!

I'm playing Mahjong. I'll be back soon.

Don't be played 'til too late

Yes, I'm just having an appeal

Do you need anything on my way home?

Nothing?

Bye. Hurry up!

Bye bye.

And the kiss?

You see the significance of Mahjong?

Cool Brother Tin! How you got that idea?

Now you know why men are out to play they must bring a 'dice'

Also, remember don't power off the phone

Let her be able to find you

She feels at ease, so will you

But we always make calls she must find out

Apply for a Ghost Card

and forward your numbers to it there'll be no records

How can they check it out? Come... get one!

Boys, one more technique for you

When you play never use the hotel shampoo and soap

Women's noses are as sensitive as police dogs

Use the same kind at home then it'll be invincible!

Got it

3G phone? It's easy to get caught

Learn from me!

Look...

Is it Babe?

Are you coming home for dinner tonight?

Tonight?... I can't

I'll have meetings until late

I just get time to take a toilet break now

What meeting? Why it takes so long?

I told you last time, I got elected...

as the representative of the private doctors

I'd a meeting with Chairman Chow today

Babe, you are so great!

Of course, or how can I be your Babe

I can't talk now... have to zip back my pants

Don't get wet

See?

It's what Made in China meant

- Good! - Good!

- Beautiful, good job... - Good one...

Why you bring a Mahjong tile?

I just joined the Mahjong club at school

Aren't you in the Bridge club?

There were too few members, only 52

And 'Diamond 3' sounds like 'die a man'

Mahjong club is different. It has 144 members.

My code is bamboo, sounds alike 'bingo'

Why you buy bath soap, Mr. Turtle?

Mysterious

- Honey, I'm back. - You're back?

I'm so tired today

- I go to take a bath. - Okay.

No... Dr. Li had come back from Sweden today

and got me this new condom sample

He said we can't buy it in HK

Hey, Babe

Can we try it tonight?

I'm tired after meetings whole day...

Tomorrow morning then...

Okay

- I go to take a bath now. - Okay.

- Here is the cake! - Put it in the fridge.

- 6 candles? - There're many inside.

Your clothes...

What? When looking from the back...

it's beautiful and sexier look at yourself...

You scared me, be careful...

Don't untie it. Look first.

The cutting is not bad OK?

This deep V style fits you only

This two different brands of juice

I don't understand those women...

Why concern about the cuttings but no body figure?

They wear the trousers show half of their butt

They said low cuts are popular but do they know...

it designs for people with waistline

Not for one who hardly shows the hip and waist

And pretend to be humorous whole day

Honey, look you've dropped things on the floor...

But he can't notice his barrel shape body

- Oh no? - Bad.

Yeah, I dress up everyday... for him

They act so bossy

They put tons of things on the faces every night

And apply another tons of makeup before going out

It's killing

Exactly

Sleep well to get the dark cycles away, right?

Who cares if they do lots of treatment

But why forces it to me

Yeah! She usually forces me to do masks and scrubs.

Look, my face hurts

No

They wear shoes without socks

After playing soccer the feet stink like dead rats

When you get married with him

He'll fart inside the blanket it's unbearable!

That's a normal physical behavior...

I wonder whether women don't fart?

Hey, Babe

I could stand the bad smells

But not for men lie with their eyes opened

They claim no whoring but why always tired for sex

I won't believe it any way

I wished I could hold longer but she's just lying...

Not with the mouth at least give me a hand...

I'm a lady. How can I do thing like that

What kind of women do you think I am?

Wives are like this

They say no to this and no to that

I try to turn on some light she said too bright

Try it on the sofa she'd say no sense of security

Let's have a sex bath together...

She'd widen her eyes and said...

Disgusting! Where you learned all these things!

Those women are so picky...

3 hours would turn out only 3 minutes

They say they're so capable for... 3 hours?

In fact, it's about 3 minutes

It's great having 3 minutes long

Mine can't even have 30 times in the last few years!

Oh no?

It's time saving

But the skin is pretty nice

Women don't talk normally

But they always talk when lying down

Babe

The curtains look old today?

Should we change it?

My hubby just comes and grabs you

Why not some music and have a little chat

I feel like having body search by the police

He enters make a moves then pulls it out.

It's like taking one's temperature

It's good enough... My case is...

just can check the pulse touch the bones

Don't let him get you so easily...

Or else he won't treasure you understand?

- Come on. - Babe.

- We can start eating... - Come on...

- Go inside. - Watch the kids...

I need it too. How can I do it myself every time.

The old used to say: love without sex leads to depression

Right!

He hasn't touched me for 3 years and 8 months already

- What? - What?

- I didn't get it, what? - What?

I said my hubby

He hasn't touched me for 3 years and 8 months

- No way! - Yes