Dead Account (デッドアカウント)

I'm sad.

I'm so sad.

They erased Akari@Hospital so soon after she was born.

It's too sad.

My heart is breaking, truly!

You've spent eight days being sad.

I beg you, come to your senses!

When one door is closed, another opens!

That is the way of the world!

After all, you finally found him!

You're right, Garan.

I'll permit you to hug me.

I am truly honored!

Master K...

Sad Boy K

Maybe I'll pay the onibi user a visit.

Um, isn't this...

Pig Camera?

Pig Camera

Yep. This is the scene.

It's where you'll be exorcising ghost accounts.

Uh, do I know you?

C'mon, man, it's me! Azaki!

I'd stand out in monk's robes in the city, right?

This is a disguise!

Okay, let's get down to business.

Inside this building—

Excuse me!

Do you know how attractive you are, sir?!

What? I, uh... Um...

And so tall!

W-Would you mind grabbing dinner with us?

Er, I'm actually on the job right now.

A-And as it just so happens, I've cut ties with the world.

Sworn poverty, chastity... All that good stuff!

He's adorable!

What's he talking about?

He was staring at my tits! He's down bad!

C'mon, let's go!

What'd he come here for again?

He's utterly hopeless.

We began detecting spirit signals in the Pig Camera building a few hours ago.

Kakiko Itabashi

One customer was badly injured.

We think it might be a ghost account nexus.

A nexus?

Do ghost accounts swarm or something?

Ghost accounts are digital beings.

They need to periodically "charge up" inside electronic devices or they die.

Electronics stores are inevitable hotbeds of paranormal activity.

Can someone explain...

why I have to team up with these two?!

This feels like a personal attack.

For once, we're in agreement.

Azaki-sensei loves mocking us.

You know that.

Look, you've got me all wrong.

Kasubata's one thing, but I'm as normal as they come.

Normal guys don't cackle when they go berserk!

I wanna ditch so bad.

My fave's livestream starts in just two hours!

How will he remember me if I'm not sending superchats? He'll forget me!

Hang on, is your fandom more important than a mission?

What's wrong with that?

You want a face full of goo?

I never wanted to be an exorcist in the first place.

Wh-What's with this girl?

Your mission is to clear out all the ghost accounts in the building.

The staff and customers have already evacuated.

Our intelligence division has determined that only low-level accounts are present,

but don't let your guard down.

Please, you three...

Closed

We apologize for any inconvenience. Thank you for your understanding.

Pig Camera Headquarters

Do your best to stay alive.

All right, let's do this!

You're not in charge.

Unlocked Smartphones

I've never been in an empty electronics store before.

It's neat, but it's creepy.

Let's take out the trash and get going.

H-Hey, shouldn't we be doing this a bit more cautiously?

Wh-What's up?

You wanna chat, girlie?!

Uru—

Cyber out.

Parasocial Pistol!

Parasocial Pistol

Her goo became a gun?!

Kiyomi Urusugawa is a clingy fangirl. She stalks a musician.

That's awesome—

Say what?!

She's a clingy fangirl stalker.

Yami Kenpi-chan

YAMI

ilu ilu ilu ilu ilu ilu ilu ilu

These bitches don't deserve you

Reply Nerima Ward, huh?

Don't you dare date anyone

love love love love love love love love love

A woman took this, right?!

She loves a guitarist or bassist or something from some band,

and she does things like zoom in on his social media pictures

to look for women reflected in his eyes

or find out where he's living based on background details.

She's made countless new accounts to evade various bans.

She's a delusional piece of extra-clingy shit.

Beg pardon.

First of all, it's not "some band."

Their name is Yami Ichigo Union.

Kureha-kun is their bassist.

And I'm not a stalker! My love is pure!

In short...

How you use your smartphone

has a major effect on the way your cyberkinesis manifests.

Everyone with offensive cyberkinesis has a terrible personality.

Of course! That's why I have fire powers!

Kasubata!

H-How did he suddenly...

They've been going at each other this whole time, but now...

No, wait.

They've been doing this forever.

Exorcism is about teamwork.

This is real exorcism!

Close call, huh?

Talk about teamwork!

A close call you caused, asshole!

You nearly killed us with your onibi!

My teamwork...

Pig Camera

Awesome!

Man, talk about a lucky break!

Yeah.

Dunno what the fuss is about,

but the evacuation cleared out all the customers and staff!

Once we resell all this stuff...

Totes annoying.

Like I said, I never wanted to become an exorcist.

It's lame, it's dangerous,

and I'm a lover, not a fighter.

But I didn't have a choice! It's what I'm good at!

Plus, I need money to support my fave.

Yami Kenpi-chan

YAMI

YAMI ICHIGO UNION

To express my love for him as a fan.

Imo-kenpi

That's why I'm doing this!

End of story!

Why are you acting so put off?

You wanted to know why I came to Miden Academy, right?

Got a problem?!

Hey, watch where you point that thing!

Get to work, you two!

I really don't have a problem with you!

You're just not how I pictured an exorcist.

Man, I'm just incompatible with you attackers.

All the times I've had to ban-evade after some loser reported me...

You only have yourself to blame, Urusugawa.

Huh?! I'm talking about you, you sneaky little skidmark.

Skidmark? How vulgar!

You're plenty vulgar yourself!

Beg pardon!

Y-Yeah, they're incredible! And arguing all the while!

Anyway, he's a trashbag, but his skills are top notch.

We don't need any more attackers in our class.

Especially not with demon flames!

Yeah, it'd be hard to trust your six to someone who can kill you with a touch.

Still...

Exorcism is about teamwork!

All right. This is the last floor.

Pig Camera

Yami Ichigo's livestream is gonna start any minute now!

Let's get this over with.

You sit in the corner, watch, and learn.

Damn it.

Gotcha!

And that's...

The end of that!

Wuzzat?

Kirika-chan

I was just making my dolly photogenic!

And now...

I got me some new dollies!

So photogenic!

Her wound is healing?

She's got a curse!

I thought they said it was all low-level ghosts!

Back off, Urusugawa!

I'm not scared.

My sticky stuff is holding her.

She can't do any—

La, la, la!

So photogenic!

Let's give you some bigger eyes and more slender limbs!

Get your grubby hand off me!

You asshole!

Totes annoying.

Get outta my way!