Jane the Virgin

All right, here we go.

Jane the virgin got accidentally inseminated.

But I've never had sex!

And this created a lot of problems

for a lot of people.

First, there was Rafael,

the sperm donor who found himself

having feelings for Jane.

But he first had to deal

with his scheming, cheating wife.

- We're done, Petra. - What?

But Petra wasn't going down without a fight.

- My husband did it. - Pretty dramatic stuff.

Also dramatic... Jane's father,

international telenovela star, was back in her life.

I was trying to impress you, but I went too far. I'm sorry.

And speaking of relationships...

Jane's mother was interested in her father. Very interested.

Unfortunately, she had to deal with his ex-wife Melissa.

Maybe send a letter next time. That's what most fans do.

There are stalker laws, you know.

But Xo was winning so far.

And sadly, Jane's love life was now a mess.

She pushed off any feelings for Rafael

because she was engaged to Michael.

You knew... all this time.

But she just found out Michael had been lying to her

for a very long time.

- Jane, please, please. - Let go of me.

- D-don't leave. - And that's where we left off.

Jane's 21st birthday party

can be described in one word...

epic.

Yeah! Yeah!

It's your party. Take a drink.

Yes! Oh, there's some more people coming.

Excuse me.

Hmm.

In novelas, this is known

as an encuentro significativo,

or a "significant encounter."

It's the moment when two people

who are meant for each other have their first encounter.

Excuse me, Miss.

There's been a noise complaint from your neighbors.

In this case, there was one slight miscalculation.

You got me a stripper?!

No, no, no, no.

I'm a police officer. No, there's been a complaint.

I have a complaint. Your clothes are still on.

Oh, I am an... I'm an actual cop.

You are too hot to be a cop.

But not too hot to be a naked cop!

This looks like a real gun!

You're a real cop.

Mi Amor...

Oh.

Hey, wait.

Now it's snowing on the yacht.

Snow makes everything more romantic.

Well, I'm just saying, shouldn't they have coats on?

I thought you weren't going to sit here and pick it apart.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Okay, so...

What do you like about telenovelas?

The idea that two people are destined to be together.

And so, Jane explained to Michael

why a man professing his love to a woman

on a yacht in the snow

in front of a semi-realistic background

was the epitome of romance.

So, what's the guy in the bolero jacket saying now?

"From our first meeting..."

"I knew it was you."

"I just knew."

Kendall district station...

Uh-oh.

- That's me. - Mm-hmm.

Thanks for not arresting me.

Thanks for asking me to stay.

That's amazing.

Like I said, it was epic.

But that was then...

And this is now.

You got a package.

Oh, my... my dress.

What are you doing here?

We need to talk. Can I... can I come in?

No. I'm not ready to talk, Michael.

Come on, Baby.

We just... you know, we-we got to...

We got to get through this.

I want to get married.

I don't know if I want to.

Jane... please.

What happened?

Me not telling you that Petra cheated on Rafael...

it was... it was awful.

I know that.

I- I am so sorry.

I know you are.

But I just... keep thinking

about how many times you lied to me since then.

You're overreacting.

You're, like, hormonal or something.

Be honest with me.

Okay, Michael?

This is not a good time.

You know what? It never is.

And then I just start thinking about the baby

and how you were gonna let me give it

to this couple that had all these problems

when you knew how much it meant to me

for her to go to a stable family.

I'm sorry.

I just...

I need more time, Michael, to see

if I can forgive you and get past this.

Okay.

You okay, Baby?

All of a sudden, I just... I...

I look at him differently,

and I don't know if I can go back.

Yeah, because

taking it off feels so final.

And you don't want it to be final?

I don't want any of this.

Oh, my God, enough! I want to stop crying!

That's what I want!

What time is dinner with Rogelio?

Oh, honey, let me call him. We'll cancel.

No, no, I don't want that.

It means he's finally listening to me

about toning down the over-the-top gestures.

Besides, I think it's sweet

he wants us to meet his stepdaughters.

Former stepdaughters.

Hopefully, they're not as bitchy as their mom.

Xiomara...

Oh, no. Oh, no.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - What?

There has to be a big mistake.

They gave my student teaching placement, finally.

Really? Where'd they assign you?

That's the thing. That's where they made the mistake.

They put you in a Catholic school!

Mom.

It's a high school.

Hello? Hi.

This is Jane Villanueva,

and I'm in the teaching education program.

Hi, Miranda. There's been a mistake.

I just got my assignment

and it says that I'm teaching at a high school,

but I actually specified

very specifically

that I would like

to teach middle schoolers.

Yes, I do understand that the degree

is in adolescent education,

but again, I specified...

No, see, but, see, I feel like

I can have the most impact on younger girls.

No, I-I can't wait till next semester.

This is my last requirement for graduation,

and I'm pregnant.

I should have planned better? Are you serious, Miranda?

Wait, no, no, no, Miranda, Miranda, Miranda, Miranda.

I'm sorry. I should not have snapped.

Listen,

here's the thing.

I had a not-so-great experience in high school.

You know, mean girls...

You get it, right? Okay?

And... but-but here's the thing:

I want to use that experience

to prevent younger girls, like middle schoolers,

from becoming mean girls.

That's a part of what being a teacher, for me, is all about.

Okay.

Thank you. Good-bye.

Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school.

Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin.

The Nuns or the high schoolers?

Thanks, Grandma.

Hello?

Jane, hi. Hello?

Sorry, I'm on the bus.

I just wanted to apologize

for what happened yesterday, when you...

You know, when you said that

you wanted to raise the baby?

I was kind of a jerk.

Oh, you mean when you said that you would fight me for custody?

Jane, I'm sorry.

You know, I was shocked and...

I didn't mean it.

It's just... and being a father,

like, a present father, it's just really...

It's important to me.