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Previously on Foursome.

Kent Sadoc may be rocking my world.

I love nuts.

But that wasn't the only thing shaking my boots.

Turns out we needed to disconnect to connect.

All of our problems are caused by social media.

It reminded everyone at Breyer what

was important; friendship.

Can't find you on Twitter, bro bro!

Crushes.

Mr. Zap unblocked me.

And foursomes.

I can't lose this place.

Suck on that, natural disasters.

We're all gonan die!

You guys, I decided the best way to get over Alec

is to go back to my life before Alec.

I wish I had a life before Alec.

I'm gonna do all the things I used to love, back when

I was single, Courtney.

Weren't you 14.

Statistically, you are your hottest at 14,

that's just math.

Imogen, what's going on?

Courtney's right, apparently it's just all down hill

from there.

Maybe she was drugged, wouldn't be the first time.

No no no, I wasn't drugged this time.

My mom said I could come back and be home schooled.

When?

At the end of the semester, she said that the earth quake

made her realize that my happiness is important and

all that stuff, so yeah, she said I could come back.

So how'd she react when you told her no?

Huh?

Obviously you aren't going back there.

Right?

You've got to be kidding!

Whatever makes you happy.

I mean stay.

You guys no, don't worry, nothing is gonna change

with us, I promise, because you're gonna see me

all the time, except please when you come over

please remember to remove your shoes before you

come in my bedroom.

Have you even given this thought, I mean

like deep thought?

Yes, of course.

I've thought a lot about it, I even made a whole pros

and cons list.

Oh that's thorough.

It's all cons!

Con number one, the cafeteria food is chock full of gluten.

Two, the hallways are so noisy which students use as

a cover for farts, contributing to the poor air quality

which makes my asthma flare up.

Le stop.

Sorry I just joined at polka novelty band, I needed

to practice.

Not the mention that the classes are so overcrowded.

Hey gang, I just wanna introduce you to Clement Tradarre.

Am I saying that right?

No.

He's French.

Anywho, I need one of you to give him a tour of the school.

Nose goes!

Imogen, great, thank you so much for volunteering.

Dammit, public school

It smells like farts in here.

I don't wanna give that Pepe Lepew a tour of Breyer.

More like Pepe Le Yes Please, I think French is

kind of sexy.

Courtney, I don't wanna have anything

to do with the French.

The plague started there, plus their culture is so

sexually forward, remember the candlestick from Beauty

and the Beast, he was kind of rapey!

Okay, I'm leaving because of your racial profiling.

But to be fair, that candlestick did come on way too strong.

I know yeah, it's gross.

I don't wanna be late for cheer squad,

I'm guest choreographer.

No.

Ready, okay!

But the French created mimes, the scariest kind of clown.

Hello Imogen!

Hi.

Fromage.

Ew, ew.

Sit.

I told you I don't do extra-curriculars.

I have more important things to do with my time,

like I don't know, perfecting my signature as

Mr. Dakota Zap.

This is important, this is model UN.

Yeah see, you had me at model but then lost me at UN.

Listen Dakota, this is about commitment, unity,

world peace, this isn't about us, it's bigger than us,

it's world peace!

Stand up for the little guy, make love, not war!

Win a Nobel Peace Prize.

Wow, Andie, oh my gosh, that was so moving.

So moving me right out of here, bye!

No!

But then again, we are the world, we are the children.

That's what I thought.

Go USA, huh?

All the way.

Alright, listen up you young, smart diplomats.

I'm gonna be passing out your first country assignment.

Here we go, lesbian stoners, Ireland.

Confino, Italia.

Green, Canada, eh?

But Canada's so boring.

Too boring for someone like you?

I'm sorry.

You know, if you'd like to reassign me, maybe something

with a little bit more flavor.

Fine, you can be estonia.

Estonia, that's the least sexy country besides Pakistan,

ain't no one get laid in that hot box!

Andie Fixler, USA.

Boom, patriotism!

Mr. Sadoc, North Korea, you two are obviously gonna

have to work together on your presentation to come up

with a nuclear disarmament treaty.

Good luck with that.

Oh, you will all need to present your nations

in traditional garb.

Now guys please, let's keep it classy, nothing too

revealing, and remember the "un" in UN doesn't mean undress.

Oh my gosh, that "not too revealing" was directed at me.

Once again, don't think he was specifically

addressing you.

Is he reverse psychologying me, does he want me

to be too revealing?

No.

He grabbed my...

You'll all see!

My outfit will be perfection, it just has to be both too

revealing, and at the same time, not revealing at all.

Hey Miss America, I'm excited to work with you,

even if your country is full of fat devils.

We may be fat but, it's because our food is so good.

Well maybe you can bring me some today when we catch

up to work, say lunch?

It's a date.

Absolutely is.

Did you just hear that?

Oh yeah.

That coughing just sounded like "Coda."

How many periods until lunch?

Do Estonians wear booty short?

This is the girl's bathroom, I obviously cannot show

you inside because you are a boy.

Also I need Courtney to open the door for me, too many

germs on the handle.

And Courtney's not afraid of these germs you speak of?

She would take a germ for me any day.

in her day, your frosh betches don't even know.

You don't even know.

She is going to be running practice today.

Courtney, do you still remember the Breyer Rabbit?

It's our version of the bunny hop.

Um, am I sleeping?

Because I could still do it if I was, that's how much

I remember it.

Okay, Gearson!

Oh cute, terrible form, I think she has arthritis.

Oopsy, busto, seems like the rumors about hand eye

coordination are true, when you don't bone, your bones

go all pudding.

No.

Kent is so sexually direct with me, like his directness

makes me wanna be direct, I've just never felt like this

before, with Josh I liked him, but with Kent, I want him.

Who even are you Andie Fixler, first you drag me to

model UN so you can ogle Kent's goodies and now you're

Miss Sexually Direct?

I know, I'd say sorry but I'm not.

I just need to see if Kent and I have that Fahrenheit 911,

you know?

Tada, Dakota Green is sporting a festive medieval frock

native to the Estonians, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks!

What are you wearing?

You're right, it's heinous, no one looks worse

than me right now, no one.

Hey guys.

Oh, yikes.

Court, why do you look like a trashed scrunchie?

Why are you dressed like a hobo elf?

Guys, one thing at a time, Courtney, please tell me

this is not about Alec?

I was just trying to remember the last time I was

truly happy without Alec, and I realized it was when

I was captain of the cheerleading squad.

In 87?

Anyways, turns out some stuff has changed since

the last time I shook my pom poms, I was nearly Simba's dad.

What?