Mr Vampire Saga 4 (殭屍叔叔)

Ching-ching, this is my home and your home

Don't you like it?

Yes, I don't have to wander any more

Master, is there

anyone living with you?

No, I'm the only one here

Those plants...

That neighborhood kid waters them everyday

Don't pluck them; they are for seeding

Clean up for me

I'll get river water

I'm lucky

Stop!

Chia-le

Oh, no, master!

Well, I'm here to get water

On your knees

Yes, master

I didn't tell you to get fish here

You like fish, master

Not now. Let it go

Set it free?

Set it free

He used to kill anything in sight

Your Worship, it's you

Sure

Your master wouldn't be so kind-hearted

I think so too

You're much taller after these years

Only a little taller

Carry the water

Yes

Let's compete in getting back

Why are you so slow?

Hurry up, out of breath?

Never, maybe you are

I've failed again

Steadfastness is better than speed

Go back and change

I'll introduce a friend

Good

A new friend?

Master, you're back? Need any help?

No, go on with your work

Your Worship

Is this your best clothing?

Yes, master gave it

to my reluctantly

Your master must really adore you!

Didn't you promise

to introduce a friend?

Yes, in the room

Let me introduce myself

Buddy, let me help you

Put me down!

You're small but shapely

Capture him. He molested me

I'll chop his arm off

I didn't know she was a girl

Ching-ching

Only a misunderstanding!

Offending a shrew, you're in trouble

You'd be better off if I beat you

Play-acting Use two books as cushion

That's the only way to clam her down

Coming

Bastard, you assaulted my pupil I'll kill you

Hell with you

Master, he's got some padding

Does he?

You really are crafty

Now you must bear with it

He normally didn't do that

You promised to hit lightly

This will make you

cries sound real

Enough

Ching-ching,

still want to chop off his arm?

Your Worship, don't' do that

You think it's for fun only?

I'll give up

Don't worry, she's not serious

Ching-ching, chop off his arm

Don't!

I won't

You won't?

Master

Yes?

Chop it for me

Me?

Come on

Chop a little

You take me for some meat? You told me to act

To get punched to please her

Master, you teamed up

with an outsider against me

Ching-ching

Sorry, she has to go to the toilet

Excuse me

Again? I'm leaving

Leaving? Wipe the floor first

Bad luck to the opponent who has to bow

I didn't touch her I didn't know she's a girl

I had to pose as the broom, or the cow

No way of telling what's up, what's down

Your Worship

So I've got

a tougher man

It was your fault Where's your master?

He's gone to get something, he'll return later

The yin on the journey, the yang keep away

I must relax while at work

We dance, we keep dancing

Let's kick-dance,

dance forward, backward

Let's dance forward, let's kick-dance

Sorry

What a mess you've brought,

young man

Freshen up

Freshen up

I should've brought

Chia-le to help me

How come?

Get up

Do me a favor

Kick, bend waist

It hurts

Me only. You too?

Get up, turn

Let's keep hopping

It's a hard job

Do me a favor

Hop, hop

Good

You should've done that

Don't waste it!

What a relief

You really are nice. Go on

Don't do it horizontally, don't!

Don't jump down!

Don't come down!

So many of them. Stop!

I've got it Not this one

Don't touch my corpse, or I'll make you a moron

Trying to lure me with beauty? Don't look!

Why is there such a scent?

She's kissing me

Why is my heart beating so hard?

It's beating tic-tack!

No, don't!

I can't control myself

Bad!

It's warm

It's great

It hurts but I feel great

I played along because you're shapely

You can't seduce me

So it's a fox I'd better give up

They're breaking of Don't jay-jump!

Come on

Mind your head

Ching-ching, only a misunderstanding

Attention! Pack up!

Chia-le, open up

Chia-le

Bastard, why are you taking a nap?

Master

Why is master giving these poles to the vampires?

Presto!

The walking corpses are inspired

Forget the ringing

"Aye ya' commands you to

Listen to my command!

Try!

Aye ya!

It's serious!

Bad! Coming!

It's serious!

I hit you so hard

and you won't yell out "aye ya"!

Aye ya...

Master, don't scream any more!

They may kill you

What?

Aye... is taboo

Taboo?

Aye ya...

Aye ya...

You're smart

Aye ya...

Aye ya...

Aye ya...

Listen to my command

Forget "aye ya'

Fixed

My master specializes in this

Do it aboveboard

Why do it sneakily?