The Cosby Show

They Beat Up On Us Bad.

46 To 18.

Man, Humiliation.

We Are Lucky To Walk Out With Our Sneakers.

Let's Not Let Down On Ourselves.

It's Just Gym Class.

George, Let Me Ask You One Question.

How Come A Tall Guy Is Lousy In Basketball?

Being Tall And Black Doesn't Mean You're Great At Basketball.

You Better Believe It.

People Look At You And Figure You Can Play, Right?

Right.

Tall, Black, Slam Dunk!

So Go Out And Dunk.

That Hurts, Guys.

It's Getting Late.

We Promised Jake We'd Visit Him

At The Hospital Before 5:00.

Yeah, Let's Hurry Up And Take A Shower.

Make Sure You Save Some Hot Water.

I Can't Make It.

Why Not?

I Really Should Study

For That Chem. Test.

You're Going To Study On Friday Afternoon?

Yeah.

You Can't Let A Test

Interfere With Seeing Your Buddy.

I'll Go Next Time.

Forget About Next Time, Theo.

Let's Go, Man.

I Can't.

What's Your Problem?

Cancer Isn't Contagious,

My Dad's A Doctor, So I Know Cancer Isn't Contagious.

So, Come.

Can I Be Honest With You?

Sure.

The Idea Of Having A Friend With Cancer

Is Depressing.

Richard Saw Him Yesterday And Said He Looks Okay.

No Tubes.

It's Not That.

Jake Is In A Hospital Bed With Cancer.

What Do You Say?

Don't Say Anything.

You Could Stand There And Look Depressed.

I Don't Know.

If You Were Sick, Wouldn't You Want Company?

No.

You're Lying, Man.

Let's Go Shower.

Theo, Think About Going To The Hospital.

Jake Wants To See You.

Cliff?

Hi, Dear.

What Are You Doing?

I Have Three Babies To Deliver Tonight.

I Need To Eat Some Dinner.

I Need Some Nourishment.

Just Made Myself Something To Eat There.

What Have We Here?

We Have Carrots.

We Have The Grain Bread, See.

Healthy, Oh So!

Not Only "Oh So," But In Here I Have Lettuce.

Three-Leaf Lettuce Going All Over The Place.

Just With A Touch Of Lemon, No Oil Or Anything Like That.

That's A Lot Of Lettuce.

Can You Eat That?

Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes.

My Body Loves The Roughage.

It Just Goes Along, Roughage, Roughage, Roughage.

It Says, "Look Out, Colon."

You Never Eat That Much Lettuce.

Yes, Well... Yeah, Carrots.

Let Me See.

But Dear, You Don't Need To See The Thing.

I'll Open It Up For You.

There It Is-- Lettuce, All Right!

Two Pieces Of Apple Pie In The Lettuce, Cliff?

That's An Apple Pie Salad.

Hi, Rudy. Hi, Kenny.

Elvin!

Where's Sondra?

She Went To Boston.

Did You Get A Divorce?

No, She And Her College Friends Are Having A Reunion Up There.

You Gave Her Permission?

She Doesn't Need His Permission.

If She Was A Good Wife, She Would.

Sondra Is A Good Wife.

We Respect Each Other And Give Each Other Freedom.

If She Wants To Do Something, She Does It.

You Need To Talk With My Brother.

Why?

He Says The Man Wears The Pants In The Family.

Otherwise, His Wife Walks All Over Him.

Really?

Sondra And I Are Not Like That.

She's Up There Having Fun And I'm Having Fun Here.

Are You Lonely?

Why Do You Ask That?

Because You're Sitting Here Talking To Two Children.

I'm Going To Talk To Mom And Dad.

Are They Home?

Yeah, They're In The Kitchen.

Rudy, Tell Me Something.

Speaking As A Woman

If You Were Married, Would You Go To Boston Alone?

I'm Not A Woman.

Yes, You Are.

Just Like I'm A Man.

You're No Man.

You're Bud.

If We Were Married, Would You Go To Boston?

I'm Not Going To Marry You.

You Would If I Told You To.

No, I Wouldn't.

You Have To Earn My Love.

A Man Doesn't Have To Earn Love.

A Woman Gives It Automatically.

Not This Woman.

Uh-Huh.

Guys, I Didn't Mean To Start Anything Here.

Two People Should Cherish

The Precious Moments They Have Together.

I Try, But This Woman's Like A Hurricane.

You Have A Banana, An Orange, A Pear And An Apple

And The Apple Skin For Roughage.

And This, My Love, Is Your Fruit Salad-Pie-Dessert.

Hi, Mom, Dad.

Hi, Elvin.

Has Sondra Called?

She Called Me Today.

They Are Having A Lobster Dinner As We Speak.

So What Have You Got Planned?

Oh, A Lot.

I'm Making The Most Of This Time.

So Far, I'm Having Fun.

Really?

I've Gone For Walks, Seen A Few Kung-Fu Movies

And Talked To My Buddies On The Phone... Guy Stuff.

So You're Not Lonely?

Me?

No, I'm Fine.

You Came Over To...

To Say "Hello." You Know, Happen To Be In The Neighborhood.

Will You Stay For Dinner?

No, There's A Great Coffee Shop Near Our Apartment.

I Ate There Last Night.

They Make A Great Salisbury Steak.

Salisbury Steak?

Salisbury Steak.

Yum-Yum.

Won't You Join Me Tonight?

Thank You, Elvin, No.

We're Eating Here.

But It's A Shame You're Not Joining Us.

Dr. Huxtable Is Going To The Hospital Tonight.

There's Going To Be An Empty Space At The Table.

Elvin, Don't Breathe On The Meat, Son.

Can I Help You?

Hi.

I Came To Visit Jake Palmer.

Right Over There In Room 238.

Right Over There?

Right Over There.

Here?

There.

You Can Go In If You Want.

Maybe I Shouldn't, He May Be Sleeping.

I Was Just In There, He's Awake.

Oh, Okay.

Can I Ask Your Professional Opinion?

Sure.

Is It Possible

That A Patient In A Certain Condition

Can Have Too Many Visitors?

Yes... But Not In Jake's Case.

Oh, Good.

Are You Going In, Or What?

Did You Say It Was Room 238?

Yes.

Just Double-Checking.

I Wouldn't Want To Walk In

And Surprise A Total Stranger.

That Would Be Embarrassing.

Right.

Just Take Your Time.

I'm Fine, Really.

Jake?

Jake?

Jake!

You Have A Visitor.

Theo Huxtable.

Alight! It's 'Bout Time! Tell Him To Come In.

He's Been Trying To For 20 Minutes.

He's... Hesitant.

I Heard He Had Cold Feet About Coming.