Monster on a Plane

Bill, where are you?

Stop it!

If you don't show yourself,

I will go back to the hotel without you!

You silly goose!

Come on, baby.

Do you know who I love more than you?

You love someone more than me, asshole?

Go ahead, tell me. Who do you love more than me?

Your tiny boobs.

You idiot. My boobs belong to me.

Still can't get it.

Why don't bras have Velcro?

It would make everything a little easier.

Bill?

Yes, my darling?

- I don't want you to leave your wife because of me.

Why not? I'm really tired of it.

This sneaking around is getting on my nerves.

What are you afraid of exactly?

- If I'm the affair, you cannot cheat on me.

- Well, I could have an affair within the affair.

Oh you moron!

I love you.

What was that?

What's the matter?

- I swear, there was another woman behind you.

Stop talking nonsense.

I'm not falling for that again.

You see? We are alone.

Not that I have anything against the springtime.

Come on.

No, I wanna go home.

Judy, what's going on?

I don't want it anymore.

Let's just go.

Judy, come on.

Judy, we were going to do it like baboons in the jungle!

And now you're going?

Bill?

Bill?

Look, this is not funny anymore.

Let's just go back.

Bill, please!

Judy!

What's wrong with you?

Why are you running away from me?

Please connect me to the pilot.

To the pilot?

Yes, to the pilot.

I'm sorry, but I'm not authorized

to transfer you to the plane.

- This plane cannot leave this island at any cost.

Do you understand me?

- Hey, what the hell do you mean that you're not authorized?

We're the police.

Son of a ...

Then dammit, put me through to someone who is.

I'll do my best, officer.

Hey, look what's over there.

Hey, my dear. I just heard.

Oh, I'm really sorry.

Oh, thank you, Karin.

But, I'm not too sad about this.

You see, I've been working as a cabin attendant

for so long, and somehow it doesn't fulfill me anymore.

Really?

- Well, I expected you to be more, more disappointed.

- I am disappointed but more with the way it happened,

as I would have liked to make the decision to quit myself.

This way, I'm forced to change and try something new.

- Well, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here.

Aw, thank you. You're so sweet.

- So, let's hope it'll be a great relaxing flight,

because you deserve your last flight

as a stewardess to be something special.

Absolutely.

And we're flying with Touchy Thomas.

I'm scared of flying.

Of flying? You've never been.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

- Idiot. - What's wrong with you?

And how is this my problem?

Good afternoon.

Can I see your passport please?

Yes, I am at the airport,

so I can take care of it when I'm back.

These are my students.

Yeah.

Yes.

David was supposed to pick her up in the kindergarten.

No, she's not even my child.

Yes, I will take care of that when,

when I'm back, not the day I'm at work.

Yes, I am at work but not in Germany obviously.

Yes, I'll be right back. This okay?

Yes, yeah.

I'll be right back,

and then you can yell to me in person, okay?

Yes.

- Because-- - Have a safe flight.

- Thanks. - Goodbye.

- Good evening, sir. Can I have your papers please?

Good afternoon to you, nice lady.

- Are you carrying any prohibited items with you,

liquids, firearms or matches?

These two beauties don't count, right?

No, you may carry them with you.

Um, here's your boarding pass.

Have a safe flight to Hamburg.

- Thank you. I wish you a beautiful, charming day.

Thank you.

- Excuse me. Can I take the suitcase onboard?

- I'm afraid you can't, sir. This needs to be checked in.

- Can you confirm that our departure is at 6:05.

Yes, according to our information,

the departure's at 6:05.

But please note that this is still

subject to final confirmation.

Um, your suitcase, are you carrying

any unsafe or sensitive materials?

Oh no, no no, no, absolutely not, no.

It's just extremely fragile,

so please take really good care of it.

What is in the luggage, sir?

I'm a professor of microbiology,

and I'm presenting all of my research results

to a laboratory in Hamburg, so.

Don't worry, there are no dangerous experiments

or stuff like that in the suitcase.

Just a few hairs of Annalise Valburga.

So your luggage contains a few hairs?

Oh.

She's my ex-wife.

We got divorced.

She passed away.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Just kidding.

I apologize. Tried to be funny.

So everything in the suitcase are old memories of my wife.

So please take care.

Have a safe flight to Hamburg and, uh,

in case there are any changes,

we will inform you immediately.

Thank you very much.

Hi, Thomas.

Hi.

- So great that we are working together again.

Yes!

- And you know who else is working with us today?

Oh God no, I don't mean Thomas.

Nico is copilot today.

So?

Nico, you know.

With him, a few weeks ago, I had a ...

Thomas.

Girls talk.

Really?

Yes.

- That day, I didn't wear underwear. I don't even know why.

It was like I knew we were going to do it.

I was so horny, so I decided to just let Nico do it.

Man, was I nervous.

My whole body was shaking.

Nico stroked my ass all the time.

Did I just hear my name, ladies?

- Hey. - Hi.

Hi, Nico.

Hello, everyone.

Good evening, sir.

Oh, Thomas.

Good evening, Captain.

Were you on vacation?

N-no.

Your head is as red as a lobster.

Forecast tonight is for thunderstorms

and heavy rain downpours.

But I'm pretty sure once we get there,

cleared up and, well, it's not really worth mentioning.

Um, might experience some light turbulence

over the Baltic Sea coast, but all in all,

I think our tour tonight is gonna be

pretty much plain sailing.

Thanks, good to know.

Business as usual.

Uh-huh.

So don't worry, ladies.

Are you good?

Yes.

Especially after our last night.

We should do it again very soon.

You bet.

Before takeoff checklist.

Before takeoff checklist.

- Flaps. - Flaps 10.

Flaps 10, cabin?

Cabin ready.

Weather radar?

Checked on.