Bad Night

¶ Attracted to the spark before the flame ¶

¶ Is it any wonder ¶

¶ That it all turns out the same? ¶

¶ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ¶

¶ Ooh, ooh, ooh ¶

¶ I've fallen for it all

¶ Before you came ¶

¶ Ooh ¶

¶ Just started, I'm done ¶

¶ You're here, but I'm gone ¶

¶ There's no other way ¶

¶ Even when the rush is gone ¶

¶ Even when the stardust turns to dawn ¶

¶ Will you still be holding on ¶

¶ With white knuckles, white knuckles? ¶

Crazy night, huh?

Yup.

Are you mad at me?

No.

You ready for this?

Yeah. Let's do it.

I just want to go home.

That was it?

They make it look so much better in the movies.

They make losing your virginity look better

in the movies, too.

Movies are full of sh--

Good morning, Lake Arrowhead.

Today's forecast calls for highs in the upper 80s

and lows in the mid-70s.

A great day to get out

and enjoy some sunshine.

- I love you. - I love you more.

I love our love.

Oh, my God! I hate this field trip already.

Why aren't you a hot chick, too, bro?

Ouch!

Shut up, Chad.

And can you please stop making out with my sister

in front of me?

I'm sorry that this bothers you

and that she happens to be your sister.

Eww, eww, eww, eww.

It's 7 a.m. What's wrong with you?

This entire school is riddled with STDs.

OK. Listen up, everybody.

Today is an important day for me.

We are going on a field trip to see

one of my favorite artists' work--Pablo Picasso.

He is just simply one of the best,

second only in my opinion to Anne Geddes.

Love her photographs of little babies

in pumpkin patches.

So I don't want anyone breaking any of my rules,

and if one person breaks a rule,

then every single one of you

will fail.

Let's have an awesome day.

We're missing two people. Where are they?

OK. You got everything you need?

Yes, sir. Packed a lunch, got my notebook,

bottle of water, two trail mix bars,

phone charged, ready to go.

Heh heh. You are your father's daughter.

OK. Serious. Please, please, please be careful down there.

I know what happens at these spring break trips, OK?

Dad, I already told you. This isn't a spring break trip.

It's a field trip for Miss Goldstein's

art history class.

You get extra credit if you go.

You are a straight-A student, Abby.

OK. How about you, me, your brothers,

we do a little deer hunting this weekend, huh?

We play a little poker?

Sounds fun, but I don't know.

I actually like going to see museums.

Plus, I don't need extra credit, but Kate needs it to

graduate in time.

You're a good friend.

OK. Please, please behave, OK?

And let's face it.

There's something about you and Kate, OK?

Kate can get you in trouble.

Why would you trust technology

over someone who knows what they're doing?

This thing's connected to a billion-dollar satellite

that updates it every single second.

- It knows what it's doing. - I don't think so.

I'm sorry, Kate.

Yeah, I'm sorry we've ruined your life.

Ohh!

Oh, look. We're here.

Oh. Finally.

Thanks for the ride, guys.

- Have a great field trip. - Ah-ah.

Y-you know what?

Um, there is actually something that

your father and I wanted to talk to you about.

Can it wait until tonight?

Sure.

Uh, no. We should do it now.

Is this about the divorce?

Uh, no, it's--

Oh, the other--yeah.

All right. This is--this will only take a second.

Morning, guys!

Who's excited to see some art museums?

I'm excited to go back to sleep

once that bus gets here.

Museums are just man's pathetic attempt to

document our meaningless existence on this planet.

Dude, come on!

Can you please not start with this nonsense?

It's 7 a.m. Jesus!

Our love isn't meaningless, baby.

No, it's not.

Actually, it is meaningless.

Your love is meaningless.

Sweetheart, we know we said we would pay for it

if you got into NYU, even if you didn't

get the track scholarship you didn't get,

but turns out we didn't mean it.

Is that bad?

We don't have the--we can't afford it.

We don't have the--

we're not liquid.

W-wait. What do you mean?

Your father blew all of our money on another one

of his stupid business ideas.

Uh, a dating web site for pets is a great idea.

Liz, you even said, "That's a great idea."

No. Pets don't know how to use a keyboard.

That is the dumbest idea I--

Do you realize this is exactly what happened

last time with the car?

Bees were supposed to go extinct.

That was gonna be a cash cow.

Read the Internet.

Look. You don't even know what you want to do.

Why don't you just take a year or two off, travel,

you know, go abroad? That's what I did after high school.

Loved it. Totally found myself.

-That costs money, too. -Oh, not that much.

I always found a place to crash for a night or two.

Got it. Thanks, guys.

Hmm. Heh.

She'll be OK, right?

Probably not.

Hey. Thank God.

I was gonna kill you if you didn't show up.

Let's get today over with. I hate it already.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Do you guys have difficult lives?

Try living on a teacher's salary, OK?

It feels like my jeans are made out of Tupperware.

¶ Whoo ¶

¶ Ohh, oh, yeah ¶

¶ Ohh ¶

Morning, people!

Bear, you're late.

It's Saturday. I overslept.

Unrelated statements.

How are you this bitchy on a...

¶ Saturday morning? ¶

Everybody on the bus.

- What's up, Bear? - What's up, my man?

Go on, brother.

Voldemort's in the house.

- Hi. - Morning.

- My brother! - Yeah!

- Morning, Bear. - Boo.

- Hi. - Good to see you.

I got one free ticket to hugtown.

- Do you want it? - Rain check.

Come on. We gonna stop to get something to eat?

My stomach's grumbling.

[Born Cages' Rolling Down the Hill playing]

¶ I want to just drive, drive, drive ¶

¶ Far away from our normal lives ¶

¶ I wasn't born to die living inside a lie ¶

¶ So come on, everyone ¶

¶ Don't let your heart compromise ¶

¶ Hey! ¶

I've never seen food these colors before.

Ugh. Looks like somebody already ate that once.

Oh, my God! It smells like it, too.

Do you want a trail mix bar?

- I have two. - Yeah, I guess.

Oh, ho!

This is awesome.

Well, we had a little time before we got back

on the road, and kids did great today,

so thought it would be a special treat at The Flavor Circus.

Oh, is that beef? Dude, protein!

Yeah! About to put this place out of business!

Ha ha! Thanks, Mrs. G.

You're quite welcome.

Really, the pleasure's mine today, kids.

I feel like Mrs. Claus. Heh heh.

And it's Christmas morning for all of you guys.