Naanum Single Thaan (நானும் சிங்கிள் தான்)

'No animals or birds were harmed during the making of this film'

All incidents and characters in this film are fictitious, bear no resemblance

' I'm single too '

Uncle works here.

Dude, does he clean this big building all by himself?

He is a famous RJ!

RJ is over there. You can go and see him.

Nice to meet you.

That is him!

Love isn't something we go seeking.

It should happen by itself.

It should attack us...

turn us upside down, and rattle us!

That is true love.

Greetings to the Tamil people in London.

I am your love.

Mr. Love.

You are listening to 99.9 Heart FM.

If you have any love problems, I'll help you clear them.

Dude, if we get into his good books...

he will help us more than what we hoped for.

They want to meet you.

He is here!

Just watch my performance now!

- Hey, you! - Hi, Uncle.

I am Sriramakrishnan Govindanarayanan.

Gopalakrishnan Vishwantha Ramamoorthy's son.

How is your father doing?

He is doing really well!

So, you only told me you were coming. Who are these people?

My friends.

- Oh, I see. - Uncle, this is for you.

We are big fans of yours.

Yes, Uncle. I love your voice.

I never go to sleep at night without hearing your voice.

I also wanted my voice to sound like yours.

so I asked the doctor to perform an operation, but he flatly refused!

You don't have to spend all that money.

If you get a sore throat, you will have my voice!

I really like your sense of humour, Uncle!

I never knew I had fans like you.

There are people in India who are addicted to your voice.

The Statue of Unity in India is the tallest statue.

We will erect a taller statue for you.

Sir, don't cry.

Do you love Love so much?

Yes.

I want to help you somehow.

Thank you, Uncle. Let's eat and talk.

Let's go up and talk.

Love Uncle, how long have you been in London?

I've been here for 20 years.

I got here with the money your father gave me.

- Oh yeah? - Yes.

His father doesn't give any money to his own son!

How did he give Love any money?

He probably stole it!

That's a long story.

Let that be. Tell me the purpose of your visit.

Uncle, it's a matter of love.

A matter of love, or lust?

Will you help either way?

No lust.

Only...

love.

Your face said otherwise!

It is love! It's love! It's love.

Love!

You don't have the face of someone who is in love.

Oh no! Not me, Uncle.

Oh, that guy?

No wonder he looks like someone who lost his passport.

I have united so many couples. I will surely help you.

Tell me your story.

Uncle, drinking so early in the day?

Son, how would I be able to tolerate your stories without this?

Why, Uncle?

I'm sure your love stories are nothing new.

How could you say that, Love?

You might have heard many love stories...

but never anything like ours.

- Who are you people? - Who are we?

Even if the world opposes us...

even if the world humiliates us...

even if the world spits on our faces...

we would ignore everything and continue living in style.

We are the great '90s kids'.

The four of us aren't wastrels like you might have thought.

- No? - We are virgin boys.

Our gang leader is Uday.

He is the Head of Singles Union.

We never go and pick quarrels.

But when they come our way, we pick them apart!

When we have a problem, Uday comes to our rescue.

We have come to London only for him.

Only we have the rights to harass the couples in our hood.

How dare you mess with them? Take your hands off her, you runt.

- You dared hit our guy? - Dude, I was just talking!

Dude, beat them up!

What's happening?

A fight.

- I think they are fighting over you? - Oh yes.

If not Trisha, then Divya!

Wait, I'll tell them.

Hi!

I...

love you.

Sorry, I'm already engaged.

Even Google has rejected our love.

After Uday tattooed a Nemo for Trisha...

he wanted a girl like her.

But since he got a Billa tattoo for Nayanthara...

he has wanted a girl like her.

Boss, it looks great.

I'm the one who tattooed The Undertaker and The Rock!

This is nothing!

You are showing off for such a lame tattoo?

Hit him!

- He should never open his mouth again. - Guys, don't do it.

Uday runs a tattoo parlour...

what do you guys do?

Uncle, we work at Facebook.

- At Facebook? - Yes, Uncle.

You must be big shots!

What do you at Facebook?

If we tell you, you will slipper us!

I criticize movies and post reviews.

I criticize everything through memes.

I 'like' both their posts.

You call this a profession?

Yuck!

Come on, Uncle.

For engineers like us, social media is the only source of bread and butter.

Yeah, right.

Fine, continue the story.

I've always wanted to buy a mobile with fingerprint lock.

Don't buy those things. They kill the birds!

- You've seen the movie 2.0, right? - This guy...

What you say is right. Where is your cellphone?

- In my pocket. - Careful, your birds would die too!

So funny!

This is the latest model. Fast moving.

You can buy it blindly.

You are trying to sell us a duplicate.

None of the features work!

I've sold thousands of phones. This has never happened.

- Show me your hand. - Why?

- Just show me your hand. - Show it, dude.

Are you single?

Proudly single!

Then how would the fingerprint work?

Maybe you can unlock it with his footprint?

There is a feature called face-lock specifically for singles like you.

- Try that. - Buzz off.

- What if that doesn't work? - Nothing will!

Bro, step aside.

Sir, I got this phone only yesterday. The fingerprint doesn't work.

- Show me. - To hell with your mobile.

- Are you single? - Yes, bro.

- Then shut it and come with us. - Join our Union!

Dude, everything was done last week.

I'll complain to your dad if you don't stop peeping in!

I did it, dude!

What? Aren't you in 12th grade?

10th grade.

My friends think I'm already late, and tease me for it!

Baby, combined studies? I'm coming there.

Did you just hear what that little punk said?

I swear...

if we stay single any longer...

They'd cancel our Aadhaar cards?

We have no other option but to commit suicide.

Dude...

We are the '90s kids' who thought babies are born when a man hugs a woman!

After we finished college...

compared to the people who humiliated us by asking, 'Do you have a job?'

'Are you single' 'Are you still a virgin?'

More people have humiliated us by asking those questions!

My father is a 60s kid. Even he got committed!

You were born only because your father got committed!

Dude, he doesn't even know the basics. Why is he with us?

Dude, we will all be turning 30 soon.

Even if our parents find us brides...

do you think they would call us as 'dear'?

They will call us 'Uncle'.

Uncle?

We should find a hot chick like Nayanthara and settle down before we hit 30!

Why are you laughing like an idiot?

We can't even get a chick...

let alone a chick like Nayanthara! You are so greedy.

He was just joking.

Ignore him.

You thought I was joking?

I am being serious here!

Virgin boys, single boys, listen up everyone.

That would be just the 4 of us!

Before I turn 30...

I am going to find a girl like Nayanthara, impress her, and get committed!

You are going to watch this 90s kid's game!

Shwetha, take off that shawl.