Marvel's Ultimate Spider-Man

1x08 - Back in Black

Living life as a globe-hopping, friendly neighborhood

superhero is just as glamorous as you'd expect it to be...

Acchhooo!

...except when the flu hits. Then it's not so glamorous.

But, hey, you gotta roll with the mucus.

Peter, you sound terrible.

I brought you a micro-biotic shake full of antioxidants.

Uh! Uh, uh, germs, Aunt May.

You know how it is.

If you get sick, who's gonna take care of me?

Yah!

Repeat...

the dragon man robot is on the loose in midtown!

Ahh!

Did I just get replaced?

Acchooo! Ahh.

Now here's a hero I can get behind!

Finally, somebody's doing it right!

Out with the old...

and in with the awesome!

Now that is the coolest superhero I've ever seen!

Hey, I'm not jealous.

Not at all. I'm just... curious.

I mean, how'd he get so popular so fast?

Besides, now that I got a good look at him...

I got a bad feeling...

I mean, you feel it, too, right?

Acchhoo!

Acchhoo! Ugh. Sorry.

That was me. I think I'm fighting something.

Gee, ya think? Just keep your distance.

This new kid looks like an up and comer. What do we know about him?

Oh, don't tell me... you want him on the team.

Come on, you guys can't see it?

See what? A guy with a cooler costume than yours?

Hey, there! I'm your massive insecurity.

Embrace me! Love me!

You know you're nothing without me!

The question is, where did he come from?

What's his story?

Brought here from the cosmic regions of the universe...

with his faithful space blob, Doop,

he is a powerful force for good...

dedicated to truth, justice

and peace for all mankind!

It came from outer space! Sentient and savage!

This creature from another world

has targeted our plant... Earth...

to play out its destiny of conquest.

From the darkest depths of humanity's collective fear, it comes.

It lurks in the shadows...

waiting to strike at its prey!

And its prey... is us!

Uh.

Oh, gimme a break, guys. We know his story, don't we?

All of us do. It's Venom! It's back!

Venom?! No way. That thing was huge

and this is just a guy in a suit.

Yeah. The same suit.

Perhaps you may be seeing connections... where there are none.

Come on Luke, you see it, don't ya?

You sure you don't have your nose outta joint

'cause this guy's doing your job better than you?

My nose isn't outta joint. It's full of snot. Acchhoo!

But my eyes work fine.

Where do you think you're going?

I'm gonna get to the bottom of this poseur's gig.

Venom or no Venom,

there's only room for one Spider-man around here

and I-I'm... aacchhooo!

Ugh!

He better not get me sick.

Ahh!

Yeah!

Ugh! Check it! Yeah!

Got a minute to chat?

You know, the spider thing's already taken.

You're still botherin'? Give it up, would ya?

This year's model's on the case.

Yeah, well, it's your threads that got me bothered.

- So what are you? - I'll tell you what I am...

I'm better than you.

Come back here! Hey!

Wait up, would ya?

Where'd he go?

- Ugh! Hey! - Long way down, huh?

Ugh! Ha!

Ow! Is that how you want it, man?

'Cause I can give as good as... as I...

Aacchhooo!

Ha, ha! Caught the sniffles?

I think you need to lay down and rest... for a couple years.

Footage has just surfaced of New York's newest hero

showing Spider-man where to get off.

Octavius, don't tell me you called me all the way down here

to show me something I could watch on my office flat screen.

Certainly not, Mr. Osborn.

Observe. This new player has many of the same qualities

of our last experiment,

only more focused, controlled... deadly.

See any similarities?

I want you to get to the bottom of this... now.

I'll send the dragon man android out to do further tests.

What do you think he looks like under that mask?

Who cares? He's hot, no matter what.

Aah, heard about your throw down in midtown

with the mysterious man in black. He really snaked ya, huh?

Ah. Whatever. That was just round one.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Aim those somewhere else, would ya?

Yo, Pete! Over here!

Ah. Hey, Harry. How's it going?

Wow. You look terrible. Like, really bad.

Aacchhoooo!

Ah. Thanks, pal.

You know, there's something going around.

Are you wearing bling?

Come with me.

- Harry, what's the deal? - Oh... nothing.

Just the biggest secret you'll ever hear in your life.

You know about that new hero, right?

The guy in the cool, black outfit...?

Ugh! Yeah, I've heard of him. What about him?

What is that? Harry? No!

Yes!

- You're... you're... - That's right. I'm the man.

Okay, okay. Come on, Harry.

Take that off. Put that away. Do whatever you have to do.

- Y- you can take it off, right? - Sure. Watch this.

How cool was that?

You're freaked out. I freaked you out.

- Jeez, Harry. - Look, I get it.

But I wanted you to be the first to know, Pete.

I'm gonna be the king of the world here.

I mean, imagine how proud my dad's gonna be...!

Ah, there it is.

Harry's always looking for Norman's approval.

But between you, me and the toilet paper,

old "stormin' Norman" doesn't roll that way.

You know, I got to admit,

the way he puts on and takes off that outfit is pretty cool.

Probably makes life a lot easier.

Anyway, what do you think you're doing, Harry?

We both know what happened last time.

Isn't that the thing that tore up your house?

Come on, that's Venom you've got in your watch.

Well, it's just a small piece of it.

I found it and I've totally got it trained.

But, come on, this is the best thing that ever happened.

I mean, I am the new-and-improved Spider-man.

And everybody loves me.

U- uh, I really don't think you are.

And being a superhero isn't so easy.

- Pfft. How would you know? - Oh, well, I-don't...

I mean, it just seems like

it's not so easy, that's all. You know what they say...

and I can't believe I'm actually paying this forward...

but with great power there must also come great responsibility.

- You know what I mean? - That's not what I've been told.

Remember, son, you're an Osborn.

A name that carries great power.

And with great power... can come great reward.

- I gotta go, Pete. - Wait.

Okay, forget about that. Have you thought about what happens

if you can't control this thing?

How 'bout a little support, here, huh?

I mean, you're my best friend, aren't you? I'm telling you,

I'm completely wired in. No... problem.

Harry, wait...

I said... no problem!

Did you catch that? That "ssssss"?

Oh yeah, this is gonna work out great.

My best friend and Venom.

A match made in... aaachhoo!

Oh. Wow. Sorry.

Vampire sneeze. Gotta remember, vampire sneeze.

No, I want an update.

Remember, you pointed out the similarities to me

so I expect results, Octavius...

Now!

You know what, forget it. I'm on my way down.

- Harry. - Dad...

I've got something to tell you. You're gonna love this.

- It's unbelievable... - Not now, son.

- But, dad... - I said not now.

Unless you want to tell me you finally pulled your grades up...

- No. - Then it can wait.

Aachhoo!

Ugh.

Real stealthy, huh?

- You're avoiding me. - Not at all.

Just, you know, doing the recon thing.

You know something, don't you?

Who me? Huh. I... I don't know anything.