Dai-Guard (地球防衛企業ダイ・ガード)

Look! My hypothesis wasn't wrong!

I was right!

Direct hit!

No effect!

Number 4, Number 6 Lightning Attack companies!

No effective hits! We're helpless against it!

Deploy anything with the potential to end this war!

It must be destroyed at any cost!

FlRE!

Target: enemy organism! Course modification: northeast!

It's been hit in the groin area!

This will make a mockery of our defensive weaponry!

Our own, you mean?

But... Yes. Yes.

And just when the weather's so nice!

Shunsuke Akagi, it's your turn!

Right!

Not good! Not good!

Disaster From the Sea

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Everyone, thank you so very much for attending today's

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Thank you! Yay! Yay! 21 st Century Defense Security's 2030 Security Show!

Thank you! Yay! Yay! At our corporation, in addition to our defense security business,

Thank you. At our corporation, in addition to our defense security business,

At our corporation, in addition to our defense security business,

we are developing security innovations for the retail market.

Be my guest. we are developing security innovations for the retail market.

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Please view them at your leisure!

The door is locked. Please open the lock with your key.

Dai-Guard stands 25 meters tall, with a total weight of 1 56 tons.

Wow! Dai-Guard stands 25 meters tall, with a total weight of 1 56 tons.

Wow! It's so big! Dai-Guard stands 25 meters tall, with a total weight of 1 56 tons.

Wow! It's so big! It is the pride of 21 st Century Defense Security,

It's dangerous if you lean out too far! It is the pride of 21 st Century Defense Security,

It's dangerous if you lean out too far! a gigantic robot designed for use against Heterodynes.

a gigantic robot designed for use against Heterodynes.

Now, everyone, it's Dai-Guard!

Give me one too!

Thank you.

Here, everyone.

Thank you!

Be nice to Dai-Guard, okay?

Thank you.

What is that? Some weird animal costume?

How awful for the adult who has to wear that kind of thing.

True. True.

And what is that? A machine that big?

What are they saying they'll use it for anyway?

It's to lure customers! A customer lure!

There's no other use for that kind of thing.

It's a papier-mâché robot that doesn't move anyway, right?

Good afternoon.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?!

Why are kids these days so rude and stuck-up?

Thank you, come again!

Look who's talking. Why are you so childish?

Getting mad just because those kids said something about Dai-Guard.

But "papier-mâché robot" is a little much, don't you think?

Well, there's no helping it because it's true, right?

The hatch is made of zinc sheets. It won't even move.

Damn, maybe I should've made it move for them.

So you say, but...

That's all right.

But in return, let's make this month's pay zero, okay?

What?

It's only right. You're using it for personal reasons, right?

There's no way you can use funds from our division!

How much do you think it costs just to move it?

It costs about as much as your standard wages, Akagi.

You understand?

Like they said.

Yo!

What are you groaning about?

Aoyama!

Ibuki, please get me some coffee too.

You're welcome to get it yourself.

Oh dear, how unfriendly.

Hey, what were you doing?

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Warning Buzzer for Women That's right. T argeted at young women.

That's right. Targeted at young women.

I have to wear an animal costume aimed at children.

Why do you get sales to young women?

I was the right person at the right time.

They're both jobs! Young women and children are both customers!

No complaining!

Well, that's how it is!

I don't need you to tell me!

Akagi, we're going!

Yeah, yeah.

Work hard with the little kiddies, okay?

Well now, maybe I'll drink some coffee.

FujiSummitWorld Quake Observatory

Sagami Bay! Undersea quake detected 1 0 kilometers east of Atsu lsland!

It has an energy span of 7.5 Hectobreaths!

It's an emergency in Japanese waters!

It's huge, isn't it?

Inform all offices! I'm declaring a Level One Emergency Situation!

Yes, Sir!

Yes, Sir! Yes, Sir!

21st CenturyDefenseSecurity Information Synthesis Center

21st Century Defense Security Information Synthesis Center

T ransmission from the Fuj i O bservatory!

Sagami Bay, to the east of Atsu lsland,

is the origin of a huge undersea quake.

They are declaring a Level One Emergency Situation.

Please inform the Board of Directors immediately!

Are they crying wolf again?

If it's at Sagami Bay,

there have been swarms of undersea quakes since about one week ago.

This one is the largest of them all.

Haven't we had undersea quakes of that magnitude before?

Yes, yes. But nothing has happened these past twelve years, has it?

There's no chance that something would happen now.

Why do we have to gather here in the first place?

The Board of Directors is needed to approve all emergency maneuvers.

This regulation is established in the company charter.

That's why I'm telling you to hurry up and amend that regulation!

That would be a problem, wouldn't it?

For there are those whose aim

would be to enlarge their spheres of influence in the confusion.

Now, now, let's take this calmly. Calmly.

So, when we will be released this time?

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If they're going to do it, might as well do it in a big city.

Who knows?

Important people have their important people thoughts, right?

I got a call from Gen yesterday.

You mean that guy, right?

Where is my youth going?

Mama, the sky is weird!

Oh, you're right. What could it be?

Ibuki, isn't that...

Akagi, don't say such careless things.

Even now, the quake centered off Sagami's coast is getting stronger.

The current span of the energy is 8.6 Hectobreaths.

This is the strongest it has ever been, and it's still expanding.

A Secondary Warning Condition has been officially issued.

Resolution confirmed!

The span of energy has expanded to 9.0 Hectobreaths!

It's going to show itself!

It's a monster!

Ibuki, that...

At last, it's come.

You say a Heterodyne has appeared?!

The site! What's the status of things at the site?

Video coverage! Isn't there video coverage?

At this moment, it is swimming in from the ocean. Video coverage! Isn't there video coverage?

At this moment, it is swimming in from the ocean. How horrendous, that once again a Heterodyne...

The Anzen Hoshou Army is preparing to move out. How horrendous, that once again a Heterodyne...

The Anzen Hoshou Army is preparing to move out.

It's at the site, isn't it?

Yes, Sir.

Why can't we move it?!

Don't ask for the impossible.

There's no way it'll stand a chance against something like that!

Let's wait for orders from Headquarters, okay?

This isn't the time to be saying stuff like that!

If we take this guy out, we can at least delay it!

Calm down.

We won't accomplish anything by leaping into this chaos.

Ooyama, are we in contact with Headquarters?

I'm calling them right now.

Chief!

Enough already, Akagi!

With no battlefield experience, what can we do if we go out?

It'll end in our defeat.

But!

Akagi, we are neither the army nor the police.

Without having received any formal combat training,

to jump into battle now would be akin to an act of suicide.

But wasn't this Dai-Guard built to fight them?

It's the Anzen Hoshou Army.

The Heterodyne is advancing towards Sagami Bay.

An offensive by the ANPO aerospace unit is now in progress.

The site! Isn't video coverage of the site being broadcast yet?!

Well, Public Relations Division 2 is in that area...

Switching over to video coverage of the site.

It's really appeared.