Chandigarh Kare Aashiqui (चंडीगढ़ करे आशिकी)

Manu!

You goddamned piece of shit! The entire building's shaking!

Sorry, Auntie. I'm done now. That was the last one.

Even my warning was the last one! Watch it!

Why bother sweating it out!

Nothing is going to come out of it anyway.

Don't say that, man. I'm training my ass off.

-I'm going to kill it this time. -Yeah, whatever.

You've been saying that for the last two years.

Sandy has opened two more gyms…

and we're still stuck at one.

What are you staring at? Help me!

You're such a jinx, Jomo! Always such a pessimist!

Wait and watch. Our gym's going to dazzle soon.

-"Manu Munjal: G.O.A.T 2019!" -Lift it.

Then, all Sandy's clients will be lining up over here.

Guys, that Zumba teacher is on her way.

We need to make space for her.

So, do me a favor and help me out here.

Screw Zumba. My clients shouldn't get disturbed.

What clients?

Bro, we need more business to keep this gym running.

Besides, it'll be great to have some pretty girls in here, right?

Let some eye candy in, let the good vibes flow.

I need to run.

Where to, bro?

-You skipped your planks! -I'll do them tomorrow.

What the hell, Manu!

Poor guy's family sucks the life out of him.

Catch me if you can!

Babbu! You'll hurt yourself! Sit quietly!

I'm on a keto diet. Spare me, for God's sake.

It's your brother-in-law's birthday. Stop fussing and eat.

They're stuffed with paneer and packed with protein.

Very healthy bhaturas!

These sacks of flour have 470 calories each.

Will you do burpees on my behalf?

Will you lift some responsibility for a change?

You do remember that we run a business, right…

where your father slogs his ass all day!

Papa… I'm a certified fitness provider.

Please look up JustDial.

We're listed among the Top 10 gyms in Chandigarh.

You mean in Sector 35, right?

Yeah, so what? Sector 35 is pretty huge.

Really? Tell me, don't your customers pay you?

You haven't given me a penny 'til date!

I'll return your money.

Once I win the G.O.A.T national level competition,

sponsors are going to line up.

I'll pay every rupee back. Don't you worry.

It's you who needs to worry, son. I'm giving you an ultimatum.

Either run the family business or return my money.

It's high time you settled down. I need a break too.

What do you need a break for?

To visit the Vaishno Devi temple?

I know who's been roasting your kebabs!

You're impossible!

Must you twist everything into a Hindu-Muslim issue?

Stick to the topic!

Hello, Papa. How are you, Manu?

The poor motherless boy has been toiling day and night!

He's trying to stand on his own feet!

Can't you be supportive?

And what about me?

Who is supporting me?

I'm a widower too, after all.

So am I.

My needs are different from yours, Papa.

Hey, shut up!

Bad manners!

Don't discuss such obscenities in front of the children!

Listen, son.

Goat, Cat, Dog, or Lion, be whatever you want to be…

but be quick!

Earn lots of money, and throw it in your father's face.

Bhatura?

Manu Munjal is on stage now.

He looks really determined today.

Yes!

Oh, no! Manu Munjal has lost again! So near, yet so far!

This year's G.O.A.T champion is Sandy yet again!

Hey, fatty. Did you speak to Nikita?

Nikita who?

That girl from Bharat Matrimony.

I had shown you her profile.

Oh, that one.

-Why didn't you call her? -I didn't have time.

Oh, really?

You've turned 30, and you still didn't have time?!

Nope.

-Give me your password. -Why?

I want to check if you deleted her number.

Don't you dare snoop into my phone! Stop trying to get me married!

I'll find myself a girl.

I want to make it big first.

Enough is enough!

You're already big as a bull! How much bigger do you want to get?

Look, Manu.

You wasted three years on Mr. Sharma's daughter.

She strutted off to Canada leaving you high and dry.

When are you going to get on with your life?

-Move on, man! -Fatty.

There's no other problem, right?

You're interested in girls, right?

I've had it!

Where is my amino supplement, man?

Listen up, aminohead!

Staring at these musclemen all day has messed up your wiring!

Put up photos of some hot actresses.

-Like, Kiara Advani, Disha Patani! -Not interested!

-Now, get out. Come on. -Why?

-We're saying this out of concern. -And I'm saying, get out of my room!

-Manu, just listen to me. -Do you want me to kick you out?

-You'll kick out your sisters?! -Get out!

-What the hell! -You guys are impossible!

We'll be back!

O pretty lass!

O pretty lass!

O pretty lass!

O pretty lass!

You son of a witch!

Curse you and your family!

You're all going to rot in hell!

I'm calling the cops!

Sorry about that.

Actually, it's the auntie from downstairs.

She's old.

When the weights fall, she also falls.

And then, she just gives us some tough love.

I'm Maanvi.

Maanvi Brar.

I'm supposed to take Zumba classes here.

Licensed Zumba instructor.

Jumba teacher?

Zumba.

Welcome.

Hi, Maanvi. Sorry. We got a bit late.

-This is Riz, and this is Jomo. -Hi.

Maanvi.

Have you guys met already?

Yes.

He's our weight-lifting champ. Our third partner and brother.

Our rock… Manu Munjal.

'Sup? Myself Manvinder.

Hi.

Can I have a look at the space?

Yes. Please come.

Manu, you will come inside?

-Why are you suddenly talking in English? -Screw that.

We need to lock T-shirt designs for the coach's birthday party.

Don't worry, bro. Let Chandigarh groove to the Zumba beat.

Five, six, seven, eight!

Up and down!

Stretch!

Right! Left! Right! Left!

In every city, they're asking, "Who's that girl?"

You knock me out with every hip swirl

What the heck, bro!

In every city, they're asking, "Who's that girl?"

You knock me out with every hip swirl

Lookin' hella bomb

You're like an Ed Sheeran song

When you Zumba to the beat

Come on, once more!

When you Zumba to the beat

Maanvi, please come.

O pretty lass! Who's thinking of you?

All the men in town Have been married off

The geezers in this place Can't take care of you

Your relatives are crooks Who'll take care of you?

Everybody's grooving To the sound of your beat

Can we just take another opinion? Manvinder!

Everybody's grooving To the sound of your beat

One month's calories Being burned in a week

Your face has them forgetting how to eat

They're all on duty In the service of your beauty

When you bling it up, hottie

You dazzle like an Audi

Yeah, when you Zumba to the beat

When you Zumba to the beat

He got engaged already. It's just been a month.

Can you believe it?

Screw him.

He didn't deserve you. You dodged a bullet.

At this rate, I'll be alone all my life.

Hey! Look at yourself, Maanvi!

You're bloody gorgeous. You'll have guys lining up for you.

Don't worry, bub.

Come on. Let's go for it.

Cheers to moving on!

Hi, Papa!

How are you?

I'm great.

Zumba classes have begun in full swing.

I got my training certificate as well. Finally.

Oh, good. I'm so happy for you.

Thank you.

But sweetheart, do you have to do this job? I mean…

is there a money crunch?