Good Girls

Previously on "Good Girls"...

It was an accident.

He ran behind the car.

Well, then I moved the body.

What are we supposed to do with this?

- We get rid of it. - What do you want?

Is there any way you could take her for the night?

So you can bone some other pregnant lady's husband?

- Yeah, she knows. - Yeah, I'm aware. Thank you.

So I think it's pretty much game over.

Do you think I could make it in LA?

We'll put the vroom, vroom, vroom, back in your...

Here's what's going to happen.

You're going to quit your job and my husband.

This is 5 grand. Enough for a plane ticket

and a little to get you started in LA.

I have a few ideas.

If we start catering more towards women,

I think we could really increase our sales.

We both have our own, you know, superpower.

Why would you want to wreck that?

- You didn't tell him yet? - Tell me what?

We're partners now.

We threw a man away.

One... two... three!

Tell me again.

It's kind of late.

Tell me again.

Which part?

Where you chopped the dude up.

And you stuck him in the freezer.

- She did that. - Where'd you dump the body?

Downtown.

Where?

Hill and Snelling.

There's a lot of homeless around there.

No one saw us.

That you know.

Tell me again.

You throw away his shoes?

- Yes. - Are you sure?

We threw out everything.

- Okay, whose car did you take? - Beth's.

Did you cover the license plate?

- Yes. - Okay.

Okay, what about people with their dogs?

It was pretty late.

You don't think dogs like to whiz late at night?

No one saw us, Stan.

That's what everybody says, and they all get caught.

Tell me again.

Why'd you tell me?

You said no more lies.

I'm an idiot.

Kids will be up soon.

You want breakfast or...

Where are you going?

Get ahead of it.

Beth?

Hey. Morning.

Kids want French toast.

Okay?

What's the egg-to-milk ratio?

I usually just eyeball it.

Hmm.

I'll be right out.

Thanks.

Morning, handsome.

Go away.

Hey, you are gonna miss these moments

when you go to college.

That's why I'm going to college.

Will you take me with you? Please?

Or I could just get an alarm clock.

Yeah, but alarm clocks don't have morning breath.

This is child abuse.

All right. It's time to get up.

Do I have to go to Dad's this weekend?

Is she being cray?

Yeah.

Well, you know her hormones are probably,

like, out of control.

He cheated on her.

What?

With who?

I think a friend of theirs.

Wow. No way.

Why would he do that?

Well...

You know... marriage is really hard.

Or he's just a dick.

Well...

Whoever he banged is an even bigger dick.

Okay, you know...

it's probably really, really, complicated.

Or they're both just king-sized bags of dicks.

Okay, time to brush your teeth.

Go on. Get out.

Thank you.

What?

Stan said there's a witness.

- What does that even mean? - It means someone saw us.

- Like a camera? - There were no cameras.

- We checked. - Like a person?

No, a damn robot. I don't know.

What did he say, exactly?

He was asking around at work, and that is what he heard.

Oh, my God.

Well, I mean, a witness could mean anything.

Someone saw someone do something.

- Exactly. - We just threw out a bag of trash.

That's literally all it was

from, like, a purely visual standpoint.

There's only three bitches in the world

- who know what we did. - Yeah.

- And they're right here. - Correct.

Four.

Four bitches.

This isn't gonna work.

I mean, we can't... we can't stay here.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Were you expecting the Four Seasons?

I mean, there's no crib, there's no tub.

The boys have school.

I don't think you're in any position

to make demands right now.

Mommy! They have Nick Jr.!

Oh, that's... that's... that's good.

Let's go over there right now.

Yeah, and rough her up.

Like, verbally.

Not if she's talking to the cops.

What is this shady trick's game?

She's just as guilty as we are.

Uh, yeah, except guiltier.

She did it!

So how'd they do it?

I mean, you know, I already told you, so...

Tell the world.

Can we have some chips?

Yeah, just not too many, okay?

This place is way too small.

You ever been in a jail cell?

- No. - Real tight.

All right, so like I told you, um...

they ran him...

O-V-E-R.

You know, a bunch of times.

And then they, um...

They C-H-O-P-P-E-D up his B-O-D-Y

into tiny little pieces.

With an M-A-S-H... mm...

M-A-S-H-I... M... ma...

A mashi? What the hell is that?

No, um, no, you know, like a, um,

like a giant... like a giant K-N-I-F-E.

An A-X-E?

No, I know how to spell A-X-E.

Like a big... like a big, you know, like a big, um...

S-W-O-R-D. Like...

- A cleaver? - No. No.

Oh, um, you know, they had them in R-A-W-A-N-D-A.

You know? Oh, with that terrible uprising.

- Rwanda? - Yes, but can you...

- Machete! - Shh!

Machete?

- Yes. - Jesus.

Yes. I know.

Can you just, like, go arrest them now or...

Mm-mm, I need to find the B-O-D-Y first.

Oh, yeah.

How's that going?

We're getting there.

Yeah, that's good.

We need you to make it... go away.

Without, you know, making her go away.

Unless push comes to shove.

Yes, I know. She's a mother.

Yes, I know she has four kids.

But we have, like, seven between us.

What did I say about your rotten egg?

So what do you want, a medal?

Yeah, maybe I do.

Can you somehow shut it down?

I can try.

Just to be crystal clear, we need

the situation that we're in to go away,

not the rotten egg who caused the situation.

Yeah, I'm gonna need 200 G's. Fresh.

What?

Shutting things down ain't cheap.

On top of what we're already washing for you?

Jesus. How much to just smoke her?

We don't have time to sell that many cars.

It is what it is.

You need time to think it over?

Maybe a quick bathroom break?

No?

No.

We're good.