Saint Bernard

Okay, stand by.

Three, two, one, jump.

Oh man.

It didn't used to be this way.

Life used to be simple and pure.

I just had it in me.

I heard rhythms and beats and everything everywhere.

And I could feel them.

And I learned to control them.

That's pretty good son.

Yeah, that's good Bernard, yeah.

Hands.

Hair.

That's good Bernard, good.

Hands.

Hair.

Hands.

Yeah.

Hands.

And (mimicking music) hair.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's pretty good son.

Good, that's good Bernard.

That's good.

- And after that some would say

my behavior became stranger and stranger.

Come on son.

Bernard.

Bernard please start.

Come on Bernard.

Are you kidding me?

What the?

Bernard what have you been thinking?

You area a disgrace.

Do you know your actions will

follow you the rest of your life?

Did you hear what she said?

Bernard are you listening to me?

You call yourself a conductor?

Bernard.

Did you hear her?

Your parents are here to see you perform.

Bernard are you okay?

Yeah.

I'm fine.

I'll get the car.

You gotta be-- (laughing)

Jack.

Jack.

Jack what's wrong?

Hey asshole.

Get out of the road!

Brothers and sisters

the Lord wants me to be financially stable.

Bless you.

- So I can continue to be of service to you.

There-- (sneezing)

Bless you.

- Therefor it is important that you keep me in business.

Here you go.

Oh Elizabeth thank you.

I love the dress today, it looks beautiful, thank you.

Jonathan, looking good my friend.

Oh thank you.

Son would you like to contribute to the Lord today?

Oh, no, thank you very much though.

Looks to me that you have

an awful lot of something in that bag.

This is all I have.

It's all I ever need really.

What is that?

This is my saint, Saint Bernard.

- Well it is clear that you have a whole lot to offer.

Ow.

No, no, stop, stop, stop.

Hey.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, ow!

Hey, no, no.

Hey, hey.

Stop, ow.

Stop.

Oh god. (groaning)

Oh please, oh my god.

Stop it.

What are you doing?

Stop it.

Stop it. (groaning)

Hey!

No more.

Stop it.

Get the fuck off.

Four score and seven fucking years ago.

Please help me.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no, no!

What are you doing?

No, no!

No, no, no.

Please let me go!

No!

3 Smiling faces through the ages animated innocently &

J Ever waiting, turning the pages slow

J Desperation ups the stakes

J Onto the table holding aces

3 Never pays while ever romancing gold §

& Under the skin I crawl &

J But under the wheels I fall &

& Under the skin I crawl &

What do you want?

Hey.