Seitokai Yakuindomo (生徒会役員共)

Taka-nii, hurry up!

Yeah...

Taka-nii!

I'll be fine.

The station's close by.

That's not the problem!

See? I made it on time.

Whoa!

Ousai Academy Student Council Rule Number 1:

Report all secret activities!

All of them?!

Morning!

Good morning.

Hmm...

There's girls everywhere, just as I expected.

I guess it's natural.

I decided to enroll in this school because it's close to my house.

It was formerly a girl's high school until last year.

Hey!

Male student over there!

You must be...

a new student.

Yes...

Seriously?

I'm really in trouble.

Are you okay?

Hey, did you see that program on TV?

My mom scolded me yesterday.

Really?

Your uniform is all messed up.

Tighten your tie properly.

Under the cherry blossoms

Geez, it's a real pain that students these days consider the rugged fashion to be stylish.

I'm really tight about stuff like that.

Because I—

Because I don't—

Because I don't want people—

Because I don't want people to think I'm a slut.

Huh? What?

Anyway, it's against school rules to wear your uniform sloppy like that.

I see.

Huh?

So, I'll just straighten it up for you.

Eh?

But at the same time, I'll punish you for breaking school rules.

If every single one of us is able to look neat like this,

then we would all be able to attend our classes pleasantly.

However, these check-ups are kind of useless, because the offenders will just change back as soon as they're inside.

Oh? Then I'll be sure to fasten their knots securely, so that they can't be loosened.

How ridiculous.

We student council members see meaning in taking action like this.

It's only the lazy ones with no ideals who say, "I don't need to obey the rules."

Let me say this: I hate small-minded people like you!

Um... Who is this kid?

You bastard! You said something you shouldn't have!

I'll show you what happens when you piss me off!

Look!

Despite what I look like, I'm 16!

What?!

Even more, I'm a returning student with an IQ of 180!

I speak fluent English and can easily do 10 digit calculations in my head!

The student council wanted to use my talents so they recruited me as the treasurer!

Now, will you stop treating me like a kid?

But she gets sleepy by 9 pm.

She's a kid.

You jerk!

Damn you! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you!

Hey, you two...

You mustn't confuse the new male student.

Right?

Aria?

Sempai?

I'm sorry I kept you waiting.

Not really. Thanks for trying to stop them.

Oh, it was nothing. I was watching from the corner since it looked interesting.

That helped so much...

This might sound like a strange question, but why did you choose to come to this school?

Well, you see...

It's near my house.

I see.

We heard that once we went co-ed, all the guys would come here hoping to get harems.

Harems?

Wait up!

Wait! I've had enough, you guys!

The end

No way...

Well, it's rather foolish, you know,

because the girls here are only interested in other girls.

Oneesama...

We have all eternity together.

Eternity...

The end

She likes dark jokes.

I'm straight, by the way.

Same here.

Suzu should be around here

Huh?

That's the bell to start class!

Hey!

You made me late with all this stupid stuff!

Oh, my.

Really. I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it.

To make it up to you, I'll let you join the student council.

Okay...

You should feel privileged.

Huh? What did you just say?

As you already know, our school just went co-ed this year.

However, with that, student life will change drastically.

I'd like to hear opinions from a male perspective, as well.

I think that might be too much for me to handle.

How weak are you?

I have a painful period once a month, you know?

That's none of my business...

P-President, are you seriously going to let him join?

What? Do you have any objections?

Well, I do understand your intentions, but...

men are dirty.

I don't want our prestigious Student Council room to smell like sweat.

That's quite prejudiced...

Don't worry.

Look, he seems like he's well-behaved.

However, the room will soon smell like sperm.

That's even worse.

It's okay.

Personally, I would be happy if you joined us.

Since I have a personal interest in you.

Huh?!

You know, since those health classes aren't very practical.

No!

I'm the Student Council president, Amakusa Shino, a second year.

I'm Shichijou Aria, a second year as well. I'm the secretary.

I'm Hagimura Suzu, the treasurer. I'm a first year like you.

Anyway, you'll be given the seat that belonged to the former vice-president.

Please work hard as my right-hand man.

You mean, right arm, right?

Your right hand is for masturbating.

Why are things turning out like this?!

I'm going to be a vice president my first year?!

Wait, has this already been decided?

Tsuda Takatoshi Starting April 5th, 2010, we will be appointing the above person as the vice-president President Amakusa Shino

Ousai Academy Student Council authroized

Are things going to always be like this?!

Sorry I'm late!

You're late!

I told you we had an important meeting today.

Well, I got lost on my way here.

Oh, right.

You just started school here.

Okay.

I'll show you around.

Oh, my.

Huh? What happened to that important meeting?

This is the nurse's office.

This is the girls changing room.

This is a classroom that's normally unused.

I believe those are the most exciting places for a guy.

Aren't you happy?

Uhh...

This is the music room.

The top of the grand piano is a great place for sex.

So you're going to go on with it.

This is the classroom Shino-chan and I study in.

If anything troubles you, feel free to come here.

I see.

But really, we should be thankful for the low birthrates.

Huh?

Because of them, we don't have to worry about a class 3-P being formed.

If that happens, the class's theme would most likely be pink.

Absolutely.

Won't purple do?

This is the girls bathroom.

Boys are supposed to use the faculty bathrooms.

This is where we release our bodily fluids and change our menstrual pads.

Why did you tell me that?

Hey, Shino-chan!

Suzu's head

I use tampons!

Oh, I'm sorry. I was only explaining things from my perspective.

Remember it, okay?

Is it always like this?

I've gotten used to it.

I use...

President! We appreciate your hard work!

So cool.

You're being greeted by everyone. It seems like everyone admires you.

Well, how are you supposed govern others without being admired?

You should try to act dependably and be admired as the vice-president, as well.

Well... I'm not really good at that.

Suzu...

What? You get exited by being looked down on? Are you a masochist?

Can you please think about things normally?

Also, I'm a bit offended that you're the one who's telling me that.

This is the roof.

I like high places.

Oh, really?

Because I get to look down on everybody.

You're allowed to laugh now.

No, um... this isn't the time to laugh.

Oh? President, aren't you coming out?