Thugs (Golani)

Yes fam?

I'm alright, what do you think I'm doing?

Well, I ran away with the money and the Chuck Taylors and you'll never see me ever again

Nah, cause I'm not migrating to Europe, No one's gonna care about my money there

They're gonna take a piss on my money

But in Moldova, I'll be a king with these 80 lei, believe me

Aah, no man

Got it, I'm going to the seaside

What?

Nah man, chill out, I've got nothing against you

Yeah right, If you were here it would've been the same

Like, instead of cussing in my head we would've done it together

I dunno man

After I meet this retard I'll take a taxi and...

I'll get there in 15 minutes let's say

Nah man, believe me, I'm freezing I've just been walking around for an hour

Yes, yes, yeah, yeah. I'll buy some beer as well

Yeah

Okay then, bye.

Well fuck you and your mother. No, I'm not there

Yes?

I'll be there in a minute

Yo, where were you man?

Well, for fuck's sake I've been walking around for 90 minutes

Not my fault, man

I've been... I've been shuffling around to warm up my bones, my ass is freezing

Come here.

Yo man, hold up a sec

I wanna see if... I wanna see if you're trying to scam me

Bro, you know I don't do that

If there's any problem call me tomorrow

Come on, bye

Hah! See Dorel, I'm one step ahead of you

Come in

Well, thanks

Like, that's why you slam the gate right? So I think

"Ah, Doru's here, better open the door"

Come on

Take the beer

Take the weed

And let's get going, cause it's not you that was out in the cold for two hours

Come on, let's go

Oh by the way man, Sabin called

He said he's coming in a bit

Oh, dope

And, is anyone else coming? Honestly I'd rather not

Better yet, like, I dunno see who's in the park and...

Yeah, better. I'll buy some pastry as well and we'll see

Leave that man, I'll play it from the laptop

Hmm... Ok

What should I play?

Dunno man, honestly whatever you want

Nice, nice, nice

I like it

Where's the weed?

Here

Okay

Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!

Fuck you and your family, wait until I fucking catch you

What's wrong man, dead bag again?

Yeah man. Yeah, again

And even though, for fuck's sake, I told him I'll check it on the spot

Noo, he's acted like a shitty paranoid again, and in the end I didn't check shit.

Let me see what's there at least

There's nothing to see

Yeah...

Well, at least it's not the one that's so green you gotta dry it

Eeh, I don't care if it's not trash weed. You'll see next time I meet him.

What can you do man? The police took all the good guys

Yeah? Fuck the police!

See that's why I didn't wanna do business with this shithead for half a year

Yeah, fuck that.

Yo man?

Hmm?

Weren't we supposed to beat up this cunt?

We were, but decided against it in the end

Well man, let's beat him up now

Yeah, sure man

Let's go now and beat some guy for fucking .2 of weed

It's been almost a year since some stupid shit like that

I don't think it's a good idea

So then what do you think?

I'll say stay here, smoke this

Chill out a bit

And we'll get him tomorrow

Okay, I'll do roach

Oh, man

I forgot to... To bring something I wanted to show you

Mm, what is it?

Ah it's a cool thing, it's like really really lit

Well come on then, are you gonna tell me?

Nah, I won't tell you cause you'll talk shit

Mm

Do you want me to tell you?

Say it already!

Yeah, so anyway, I wanted to show you a video of...

HOW I FUCK YOUR MOTHER! - MY MOTHER...

Your mum's a dumb bitch, Doru.

Nah but seriously, I have something

But I won't tell you, fuck it

Alright man

Hey man?

Mmm?

Are you gonna call that guy?

About?

To...

About Spark, find something about that shithead Spark

Yeah, I'll send him a text

I think we'll know where he lives by noon tomorrow

Dope fam.

Let me just finish this first

Come on man, what are you doing to it now?

Are you massaging it? Singing it a lullaby?

Come on, it's ready now

And I lit my cigarette for no reason but

Doesn't matter

Yo?

Mm?

Did you message the guy?

I'll send it now

Done

Nice

Gimme some more

Gimme some beer

Hey man?

Do you have any more toilet paper?

Yeah, check behind you, there's a pink one

Ah, thanks, thanks

I'm awake

Come here man, you know I don't shake hands over doorsteps

Oh yeah, right I'm coming I'm coming

Hi

Fuck it's cold outside

You're telling me? I've just been outside

Yeah but you're wearing a jacket you're all set

Wanna eat some ciorba?

Fam?

Does it smell of gas or something?

Fuck man, I swear, that's why we're friends man

I think we didn't die

Yet!

Not yet, indeed.

Light the stove please

Sure man

You need to use a lighter

And turn the lights on as well

Yeah, okay, okay

Hey man do you... Do you have like a spoon?

Uhh, wait a moment

Take a ladle instead

Ah, thanks

Holy shit man is this tripe soup?

Nah man, radauteana

Shit man!

Long live your mother

For fuck's sake Mihai

Fucking great, I love you man

Wooow...

Ciorbaaa

Hey man?

Yeah?

Go bring the stuff from the room, so we make another J for when we finish eating

We'll hang around for a bit, right?

Yeah, yeah, okay, okay I'll go

Thanks

Ah, wait a second

Yeah, take that one

Good portion right?

Yes brother, as much as possible

It's not like you're sharing your food

Long live my mom

Ciorbita...

Yeah, I can't wait to try it

A bit more

Like that, thank you, thank you

Alright, if you want more I'll top it up later

Thanks, thanks, thanks

No worries

Mmm, holy fucking shit...

Ah, let me enjoy some too

Mm, let me pour some beer first

Pour some for me too, please

Fuck it's good.

Amazing

A bit flat but...

That never killed us

Hey man?

Mm, what is it?

I got a text from my guy

We gotta go to Tatarasi

Dope, where?

At Doi Baieti, we'll take a tram

Mm, dope, dope

Mm?

Take it

Thank you

Amazing

It really goes in.

Holy fuck that was good.

Bless us