Young & Hungry

- So, how do I look? - (Gabi gasping)

Like Special Agent Rodriguez.

What's with the pantsuit?

Oh! Is it laundry day and all of your big sweatpants are in the wash?

No. Benji's gonna get here any minute.

Oh, I can't believe your chubby-wubby little brother

is moving to San Francisco to work for mayor...

John... Bill...

- Ed Lee. - (Scoffs)

Mayor Ed Lee?

I suppose.

Anyway, I'm dressed like this

because I want Benji to know that I'm working at Garber, Stukenbaker and Rizz.

You got your old job back?

No. But did that sound believable?

Because he cannot know that I lost my job, Gabi, okay?

We're... we're Rodriguezes. We... we work. We succeed.

We do not play "Candy Crush" while falling asleep in the middle of the day

watching Ice Road Truckers .

So, will you help me pretend like I still have my job?

Please...

I am the mayor of pretend town.

The Ed Lee, if you will.

Oh, man. I can't wait till the three of us are back together again.

Oh, and I made him his favorite dinner...

Chicken fingers shaped like little dinosaurs

and a fudgy cake for dessert.

You know, he's not 10 anymore, Gabi.

Yeah, I know. But to me, he'll always be my little Benji, The Hut.

That's him!

Benji!

Benji?

Hey, guys!

Why am I dressed like this you ask? Well...

that's because I just returned from a rigorous day of trading stock options

and yelling at woefully incompetent people.

Okay then...

Hey, Gabi!

Hey!

Aw, did you make that for me?

Yeah! Would I like a piece of that...

I mean, um, ah, would you like a piece of this?

What I'm saying is, who wants a piece...

of cake?

Good morning.

Were you watching me sleep?

Me?

No, no. I'm... I was too busy reading...

Oh, yes. Just what I thought...

21 essential vitamins and minerals.

Me? Another promotion?

Wow! This really is a meteoric rise!

Okay, okay. Bye.

Look at my big sis...

Taking over the world!

Oh! My little brother working for the mayor!

...Ed Lee.

I know stuff.

Do you know how to get out of a noogie?

- (Grunting) - No, Benji! No!

- I'm gonna grab a shower. - Okay. Me, too.

I mean... you know, once you're out of it.

Unless, you know... I'm kidding!

Okay. Well, I am gonna go...

hang out at the car dealership on the corner for the day.

Do they still have free Wi-Fi?

Mm-hmm. And donuts! Oh, my gosh! You know...

speaking of delicious things...

Uh, your brother is really gotten all... (Exclaiming)

You know?

Mmm... no.

What I'm saying is, uh... What if I, ah, what if I asked him out?

Are you attracted to my brother?

Yeah! Aren't you?

Okay.

You better be kidding, because that would be sick.

Okay? We grew up together.

Going out with him would be like going on a date with your own brother.

Uh, except I'd be dating your brother,

who I am not related to in any way.

Gabi, you cannot ask my brother out.

I totally get it... Why?

Uh, well, because it's awkward, it's weird and it's just not going to happen.

- So... (Chuckles) - We'll talk about it later.

Bye!

I'm glad I got you before you left.

I just got an e-mail from the mayor's office...

he's invited the staff to a cocktail party tonight.

Wanna go?

Abs...

...solutely.

I mean, no. I mean...

Wait, you asked me to go with you.

I didn't ask you to go with me.

That's right.

So, pick you up at 7:00?

You know where I live...

For now.

I think I'm gonna get a wooden owl for the terrace...

Scare the birds away.

Yolanda: I like the birds.

They clean up the crumbs so I don't have to.

Aha! Caught-cha!

I know what you're talking about!

I sincerely doubt that.

You're talking about my bachelor party.

You guys are so secretive!

If I didn't tell you months ago the exact date to throw it,

I'd have no idea it was even happening.

Is it happening!

Yeah! It sure is!

Um, when is it happening again?

You guys are so funny.

- You know it's tonight. - Both: Tonight?

Yeah, Alan just flew to Vegas for his bachelor party

and I planned mine for the same time.

They got Alan front row tickets for Blue Man Group...

which is weird because he's colorblind.

I already told Alan

that yours will be way better!

I can't wait to see what it is! Yay!

All: Yay!

Yay!

- It's gonna be so good! - Whoo!

We've got to come up with something fast or he's gonna be devastated.

And vengeful. When I forgot his half birthday,

he keyed my car.

I don't know how to throw a gay bachelor party. I mean, what do they even do there?

I'm guessing we're gonna need a lot of glitter.

Oh, Gabi... hey!

Question...

Do you think you can bake me a cake that looks like a guy's butt?

Yeah, but are you sure that's what you want for breakfast?

It's not for me. It's for Elliot's bachelor party tonight.

Yeah. You got it.

Uh, Yolanda, can I get your advice on something?

Sofia asked me not to go out with her smoking-hot brother Benji...

So I said I wouldn't ask him out.

But then when she left to go to her fake job...

He asked me out. So that's like...

Totally cool, right?

Yeah!

There's no harm with going out with him

one time.

You gotta try it before you buy it.

Hey!

Can I try it four times?

Hey!

Yes! All right, we have a venue.

I asked the manager of Alan's karaoke bar and she said we could use it for tonight.

Oh, that's great! And I made a ton of appetizers, all from this cool blog...

You should be paying her. (Laughs)

Nope. Too far. Don't do that. Keeping paying me.

Oh! Hi, mister "about to change his last name,

or maybe not, I don't know how it works with the gays."

Hey, miss "comes up with a nickname for every occasion,

and it's really irritating."

Ooh, cute ring tone. How do I get that?

You be gay and you have "Yo Fellas," the gay dating app.

It alerts you when there's a match nearby.

Wait, why do you have Yo Fellas? You are still getting married, right?

I mean, Yolanda and I have been planning your bachelor party all morn...

...th.

Yes, the wedding's on.

I just haven't deleted the app.

It's not like I meet anyone. It's just nice to know I could.

It's like car insurance. You never use it, but it gives you peace of mind.

But I don't have car insurance and I still have peace of mind.

It's the building's plumber.

He ain't getting anywhere near my pipes.

Hi. I'm here for Gabi.

She died.

I'm Yolanda.

- Hey, Benji. Wow, you look great. - Thanks.

But nobody's gonna look at me when I'm walking with you.

Oh... (Giggling)

Why don't you go push the elevator button, I'm gonna grab my purse.

Okay, I don't have to try him before I buy him.

He's amazing. What am I gonna do?

Get yourself a new best friend.

'Cause he is fine!

Damn! Yo Fellas is blowing up tonight.

So glad I moved to San Francisco.

Oh, hey! Sexy outfit.

Oh, thanks. I forgot I had it. It was hiding in my closet.

Josh, are you sure about this decor?

Don't you think it's too formal for a bachelor party?

Uh, trust me. Elliot's gonna love "black tie only".

Oh! They're the ones

wearing the black tie!

Nice touch!

Speaking of which... Am I allowed to?

- I don't believe this! - What?

We got another "no."

Sam, no. Bruce, no.

No. No. No.

What are we gonna do?

Give Elliot a better personality?

No, we waited until the last minute and now no one can come.

Elliot's gonna know this was our fault that we forgot