Awfully Lawful (Suk Nam Yau Wak / 熟男有惑)

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree Your branches green delight us

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree

There are two more days of holidays before the heater can be fixed.

I hate public holidays.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree Your branches green delight us

Lobby security. How can I help you?

This is Mr Lo in 18C.

The flashing lights and the tree in Flat D are disturbing my hearing and eyesight.

Please come and take care of it.

Mr Lo, Merry Christmas!

Do you think I'm really merry now?

The boss wants us to say that to the residents. It's more polite.

So, Mr Lo, what does " merry" mean?

Close the door. OK.

You see? They keep shaking the Christmas tree.

The tree is flashing like it's on fire.

Even a blind man can see the Christmas tree in their home.

Do they still need to shake the tree?

I'm sorry, Mr Lo. The people in Flat D have gone on holiday.

They won't be back until after New Year.

What?

Mr Lo, it's common to decorate the house

and play some Christmas tunes during Christmas.

You really stand out in the way you dress.

I bet you went out to celebrate Christmas last night.

You think I want to dress this way?

I didn't go out to celebrate. I didn't go out for fun.

I was working. I was entertaining my clients.

I don't understand why people want to celebrate Christmas.

They turn on the lights and play music even though they're on holiday.

Who will see the lights? Who will listen to the music?

There's no parking space on the street.

There are no tables available in the restaurants. The crime rate is high.

Men get women pregnant. Women let men get them pregnant.

The birth rate this coming September and October will break the record again.

People will scramble for beds in the hospitals.

The students should be locked up in school.

Whenever they're on holiday, they run around everywhere on the street.

My heater's on sick leave. The repairmen are on their day off.

Please tell me if Santa Claus can fix my heater for me.

Even the doctors aren't available. What's there to celebrate?

Right.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree Your branches green delight us

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree Your branches green delight us

How long do we have to wait?

It's almost our turn.

Still so long?

Let's go to another restaurant, OK? No way.

What's up, Yu Dor-chun?

I know you go to different pubs to drink on Christmas Eve.

I'm worried you'll get drunk and die at home without anyone's knowledge.

You're the only one in the law firm who knows the rich second generation.

You're indispensable.

What song's playing over there?

Why would I be singing? It's the music playing in the gym.

What? You want to be a macho man?

Do you need to be so surprised? But you have the right to be.

I know my own weaknesses.

So I've joined a plan at the gym to work out a bit.

When Elsa comes back to Hong Kong, she will find her husband so fit.

But tell you what. It's really not cheap being a macho man. I'll give you a chance.

Come right away and pay the bill for me.

This will set off all the Christmas gifts you owe me all these years.

It's Elsa's responsibility to pay your credit card for you.

Her excuse is that she doesn't want you to make late payments.

Actually she's afraid you'll use the money to patronize prostitutes.

You're afraid she'll notice the expense

and think that you're fooling around.

She does that because she cares about me.

Two people for Mr Tong.

I have nothing to hide, right?

Two people for Mr Tong.

I'm not keeping it from her. I just want to give her a surprise.

Do you understand that? Stop arguing. Lend me the money, OK?

You know I never lend money to anyone

Not even your buddy?

Two people for Mr Tong.

Come on. You get pneumothorax four times a year.

You still want to be a macho man? I'm afraid you'll die in the process.

Two people for Mr Tong?

Yes, two people for Mr Tong.

This way please.

Hello.

Special price $10.

You called when I was just about to call you.

I've got a role in a movie. I play a lawyer.

You play the lawyer every day.

This is different. I get to say "Objection" for Fala Chen.

I met her in the dressing room just now. I got her autograph. She recognized me.

She said she listened to my songs when she was a kid.

I'm in a record store right now. I see your disc.

The edge of the box is chipped.

It's exactly the same one I saw last Christmas.

The price is reduced from $30 to $20 and now $10.

But still no one will buy it.

Why don't you ask Fala Chen to buy it, stupid?

I want you to buy it for me now. This is an order.

Don't be silly. There are so many of your unsold discs in Hong Kong.

How can you buy all of them? Don't worry. I'll come again next Christmas.

Fine, Solo

You're the boss of a law firm. You don't work on cases.

Mr Nam...Mr Nam.

You dream about being a movie star. You work as an extra.

What do you mean an extra? I have a line. I get to say...

"Objection", right?

Mr Nam, everyone's waiting for you.

I need to work now. Bye.

Ming, you don't need to ask me

to go to your place for soup whenever it's a holiday.

You come to my home? I'm afraid my wife will kill you.

I don't understand you.

There are so many different kinds of Christmas gifts.

Why did you buy toy guns?

Now my sons are shooting everywhere in the house as if a war's going on.

Solo, thanks for your Christmas gift.

I thought it was All Fools' Day today instead of Christmas.

Sorry. Sis Hing bought the gift for me.

I didn't know what it was. I think she made a mistake.

What? You asked your secretary to buy Christmas gifts for you?

Are you treating me like your client?

If you don't want to buy a gift, then don't. Thanks and no thanks.

What a woman you are.

You say I'm not sincere whether I buy a gift or not.

You really aren't sincere. Come on. Don't pretend to be an island all the time.

Even if you don't want to listen to me, you should listen to Bon Jovi.

No man is an island.

My Mama, I want to talk too. Me too.

Come on.

Uncle Silly, I hate you. My Mama yelled at me because of you.

I hate you too, Uncle Silly.

I'm going to complain to Santa Claus about you.

I'll tell Santa Claus not to give you any presents.

I'll tell him to take you to the North Pole

to help him wrap presents.

There's no Santa Claus.

I don't believe you. You're lying.

Listen. Christmas is about the birth of the Holy baby.

That is, the birth of Jesus.

You two just think it's about Santa Claus. If the Lord knew, he would spank you.

It can move? It's so real?

Oh, no. It's an abandoned baby.

Don't tell anyone you've seen me. I'll call the police for you.

Sir, why did you leave the baby in the manger?

The manger is for the Holy baby, not for an abandoned baby.

I didn't leave the baby there. It was there.

I saw you leave it there.

You saw that because I had picked it up from the same spot earlier.

I was just retuning it there.

Sir, why don't you explain this to the police, OK?

Madam. Yes.

We'll catch the thief who stole your cardboards as soon as possible.

OK. Thank you.

Please sign here. Thank you.

Sir, it's Boxing Day already. When will you take my statement?

I need to go home and open my gifts.

Don't you see I'm taking the old lady's statement?

How come it's just you in the police station?

Mr Lawyer, you know there are more cases on a public holiday.

Your business is busier too, right?

Even you chose today to abandon the baby, right?

This Ms Ng came to turn herself in. She said she abandoned her baby.

Sir, I'm the baby's mother.

Why isn't the baby here? Where is he? Is he OK?

Please calm down. The baby's fine.

It was taken to the hospital for a routine checkup.

You will see him after you've given a statement.

Sir, I'm solicitor Ku Ka-ying. This is my client Ng Oi-chi.

She came to turn herself in.

She abandoned her two-month old baby in Kowloon Bay Plaza at 8pm tonight.

Sir...Sir, are you the kind man who picked up my baby?

Is my baby OK, sir?

I'm not kind. I'm unlucky.

I picked up the baby and got myself into trouble.

I really didn't mean to abandon him.

I left him there for a short while and I already felt so guilty.

I went back to look for him. But he was gone.

I was so scared then. I looked around for him, but in vain.

Sir, please tell me whether my son is fine, OK?

I'm not a doctor. Even if I tell you that he looked fine, it's still not reliable.

Calm down.

Lo So.

Ku Ka-ying.

What? You're afraid to come over?

A lady is holding a lethal weapon

I'm a gentleman. Why would I tempt you to commit a crime?

Don't tell anyone I'm back in Hong Kong.

Why would I listen to you?

Because you owe me.

It's my principle never to borrow money from others or to lend money to anyone.

I dare you to say you never cheated me.

If you're talking about the event that took place five years ago,

then according to Section 16A of Cap. 210 Laws of Hong Kong,

you didn't suffer any prejudice in the end.

You even obtained a very substantial gain.

You're a lawyer too.

You should know you can't have me convicted of this charge of fraud.

You're still the same as five years ago. You haven't changed. You're still so mean.

You complimented me to my face.

I'm blushing.

Good morning, my last name is Tang. I want to see Mr Shing.