Darkwing Duck

3, 2, 1!

Let's get dangerous.

Darkwing, Darkwing... Duck!

Look out!

Let's get dangerous.

It's no use, Negaduck!

You trapped the police department in lime jello,

but you didn't trap me.

Oooh, Darkwing Duck. I'm so scared.

Oh, yeah? Well, you should be!

Eep!

I'm more afraid of early hair loss!

Bald or bushy, I'm taking you in!

Give it up, Duck. I'm waaaay too cunning for you.

You are not!

Are, too.

Waah!

Aah!

32 left, 12 right, 16... aha!

Hah!

"Hah!" yourself.

12 left, 32 right... No! No! No! No!

32 left, 12 righ...

Aha!

You've lit your last fuse, fiend.

Are you kidding?

These were in the clearance bin at discounts r us.

I've got enough to last all night!

You're obviously overreacting

to no longer being public enemy number one.

I am, too, number one!

Are not. I'll show you.

Here. Hold these a second.

See? Right behind Dr. Slug!

Dr. Slug. He couldn't slime his way out of a paper bag!

Gimme that!

Number two?

That does it! This town is toast!

Oh, goody. I'll get the marmalade.

They don't think I'm mean enough

to be public enemy number one, eh?

This baby'll change their minds.

Don't do it!

Let's see what their opinion is

after they're blown into orbit.

What?

Aah!

Heh-heh, sorry we're late, D.W.

Gosalyn made me stop at the sports boutique.

You did that?

Lucky their archery sets were half off, huh, Dad?

You aren't old enough to use this stuff/ Why, you could cut yourself,

and, Launchpad,

you should know better than to bring her here. It's dangerous.

Yeah, yeah, if it wasn't for me, Negaduck wouldn't be stuck to that.

Oops.

So St. Canard thinks I'm not bad enough, eh?

Well, I'll show 'em Dr. Slug has nothing on me.

It was awesome, Honker.

I pinned Negaduck to the wall like a swatted fly.

Gee, what'd your Dad do? Oh!

Bull's-eye!

Oh, he just yelled.

Never mind that without me St. Canard would be charcoal.

Well, maybe he was more worried about your safety.

Wrong!

I could feed a starving country

or cure some really gross disease or

or rescue Elvis from alien invaders

and he'd never notice

'cause he thinks I'm just a baby.

If I was somebody else, he'd appreciate me.

Hey! What if I wasn't me?

I meaan, I'd be me but to him., not me.

You'll help me, won'tcha, Honk?

Uh, sure. Glad to. I think.

So, this city wants a public enemy... shaddap back there!

I'll show them who's numero uno. I said,shaddup!

Stupid mutts.

This oughta keep you quiet!

Well, nothing like building a reputation by destroying some history.

Heh-heh-heh...looks like dog-bone heaven to me.!

Go ahead, boys.

Iiiiit's chowtime!

Well, that oughta buy me a few points on the ol' hit parade.

I think I'll over to the convalescent home

and kick some shins.

You're not going anywhere!

Now pick up every one of those bones and put them back together,

number two.

Grrr!

Hey, you mutts!

That guy wants to take your bones!

Watch out!

Don't worry, L.P.

A true hero's always prepared.

Here you go, kid. A nice, chewy pair of new shoes!

Hungry little pups, aren't they?

Does not look good.

I feel like a plate of dinner scraps.

You don't see doggie kibble wearing a mask and cape.

There's no one to stop my campaign for public enemy number one.

Nice decoy, but who did it?

Not another sappy do-gooder!

Lucky that was a two-for-one sale.

Eat bomb, twerp!

That's "Quiverwing Quack" to you!

I can tell I'm not going to like this kid.

H-H-Hey, that guy is good.

No, that guy is Gosalyn!

Yahoo!

Quiverwing Quack at your service, Darkwing.

Whoa!

And her faithful sidekick, the Arrowkid!

Uh, that's me.

Gosalyn, what do you think you are doing here?

You have me confused with someone else.

I am Quiverwing Quack,

the hero who gives crooks the shaft.

Pretty cool slogan, huh?

Too hip for words.

I repeat... what're you think you are doing here?

- Saving your tailfeathers. - Oh, really?

Dad, you'd be dog chow if I didn't shoot Negaduck with this.

Oops.

Sorry to break up the happy heroes' convention,

but I got a reputation to save!

Get ready for a blitzkrieg, boys!

Alright. Say, my wacky blue arrow should muzzle that muzzle.

Got to get you kids to safety!

You're gonna stay right here!

All right, Nega-slime! You've had it!

Not.

I'm gonna need a lot of skin moisturizer after this case.

And a whole lot of bandaids, too.

Unh! Unh!

Oh, no!

I think I really hurt them this time.

Eh, I love this job.

I'd say one more shot oughta do it.

It's up to us, Honk.

Goodbye, Darkwing.

Hello, number one spot.

I did it!

You certainly did.

She did?

That was an amazing rescue! What's your name, hero?

Uppp, yep. You and the folks at home can call me Quiverwing Quack.

And this is my sidekick, the Arrowkid.

Hi. Wha...

Gee, you never introduce me to the press.

Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Whoa! Time out!

Hold everything. Let's get your facts straight here.

True, the little tyke did help me out of a momentary difficulty.

Momentary difficulty? You mean like dying?

But it was I who fought Negaduck to a standstill

before she arrived.

Really?

And there you have it, folks...

A pitiful attempt by Darkwing Duck to steal the glory

from St. Canard's newest hero, Quiverwing Quack.

Hey! But, I was here first. You can ask Negaduck.

Oops.

You saw it here. Darkwing Duck, in his eagerness to steal the spotlight,

has allowed the evil villain Negaduck to escape!

"has allowed the evil villain Negaduck to escape!"

So, St. Canard has a new favorite hero, eh?

And a little girl at that...

The perfect target for public enemy number one.

The newest sensation is the mysterious Quiverwing Quack.

Brought to justice by the fabulous Quiverwing Quack.

New superheros, and where to meet them... today on Quackaldo.

Now it's time to Cook with Quiverwing.

Sensational... New hero... Quiver...

Wing... Qua...

Hey! I was watching that!

You watch too much TV.

So, Honkman, how do you like being a sidekick?

Um, to tell you the truth, I'd rather not be one at all,

but if I didn't do it, Gosalyn would kill me.

Hey, tomorrow they want me on Phil Donaduck.

Pretty neat, huh?

Hmph.

He never asked me to be on his stupid show.

I said, "pretty neat, huh?"

Ah, sure, sure, sure.

Well, Gander Warhol always said everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame.

15 minutes?