Men of a Certain Age

I don't know what's happening.

I was, last week, hittin' it really solid.

Am I coming over the top?

Yeah.

Yeah, but you're also --

Let's...

Put the driver in the bag for a sec,

And let's take out a wedge.

My short irons are really good, so we can just --

We can just build from there.

I've been doing that drill where I hit that 100-yard marker.

I'm locked in on it.

Mm-hmm. I mean, I got this.

Say something.

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What, you gonna stalk me until I sell you the dealership?

You haven't returned my calls.

Well, that should tell you something.

If a woman did that, it means she's not interested.

My wife said no to me a few times.

Now we're married with two kids and a bunch of cats.

Well, this dealership -- this is my family.

And we're all pretty happy here.

But we do have a bunch of strays back by service.

Help yourself to those.

Come on, man. Let's be real here.

Can we be real?

By all means, be real.

I can come up a little on the number.

There ain't nowhere to go but up from bullshit.

Come on, big "O." Do I have to go above your head?

Look...

My daddy still owns this place,

but he turned it over to me.

I'm running it now.

And while I appreciate your offer,

I'm, um -- I'm pretty dug in here.

Gonna take the place to -- to the next level.

You just watch.

Well, I look forward to the competition --

any competition.

It's been a while.

Oh, by the way,

your inventory is looking pretty static.

You might want to switch some of these up.

Maybe move the ZR1 into the showroom.

Give the customers some eye candy.

You know, you're right.

I'll start by asking you to move your car off my lot.

All right.

I guess I'll have to settle

for owning you on the softball field.

- All in good fun, right? - Yep.

Ah! Mr. Brand...

You let me know when you want to come work

at a real dealership.

Yeah, I hope we can still be friends!

Sweet 'Vette.

Don't you watch him drive away.

I got everything you need right here.

Watch me walk away.

I mean, I like 'em big and round, boss,

but, uh, not that big and round.

Okay, well, get in here. We got a big day ahead of us.

Morning, everybody.

Where the hell's Terry?

[ The Guess Who's "American Woman" plays ]

Lawrence: Terr, it's Lar.

Pick up if you're there.

Sorry if I'm interrupting anything

between you and Erin.

Wow-chicka-wow-wow!

Anyway, your shift started an hour ago.

Boss man wanted me to make sure you're okay.

Anyway, bye, Terr. Bye, Erin.

Bye, Terr-in.

Get it? Like, uh, Brangelina.

Actually, more like Bennifer.

Oh, man, remember when they were the big couple?

Morning, Mr. T. Hey.

How'd the golf go? Any holes-in-one?

Dashaun, you know, you ask me that every time.

I mean, you understand a hole-in-one,

it's like a once-in-a-lifetime thing, right?

I mean, some people, they go their whole lives,

they never get a hole-in-one.

Guess you didn't get one, then.

Hey, Maria, um --

Hold on.

Hey. Hi. Sonia: Hi.

Whoa, whoa, is that Albert? Sonia: Yep.

He and the band have been at it since 8:00 a.m.

He's really excited for their show,

which is why I'm calling.

We need your truck.

Five boys and all those instruments?

Um, yeah, okay. So, like, 3:00, right?

Well, Albert wants to get to the school early to set up,

so it would be more like 2:00.

2:00?

Oh, God.

I want to get to the range first.

Sonia: What?!

No, nothing. Okay.

All right. 2:00, sure.

All right, thanks, Joe.

Okay. See ya.

Oh, Maria, you confirmed the menu for that party, right?

And the permits for the trucks, you got those, right?

No, no, not yet.

What? It's inventory day.

I know, but I shouldn't have to check up on that stuff.

Excuse me, Mr. Joe.

Saturday, I supposed to work morning,

but dentist only morning.

So, maybe I --

You know, Carlos, I'm sure it's okay, all right?

Right now I'm in the middle of stuff.

And you know Maria does the schedule.

So you got to check with her first, okay?

Maria, Saturday, I supposed to work morning --

just give us a second, Carlos.

Give us one second.

I sorry. I wait.

All right, look, if you don't have time for something,

you got to delegate, okay?

How come Dashaun's not doing inventory?

'Cause he's doing the window.

I know, but, I mean, you just --

you got to manage people.

That's what a manager does -- they manage.

Okay. Geez.

All right, I'm sorry.

I'll call the caterer, okay?

Is good time?

Yeah. What do you need?

Saturday, I supposed to work morning,

but dentist...

Mr. Provenzano, you are gonna write me a letter

thanking me for selling you such a beautiful car.

I will be right out with your keys.

Thank you so much.

How does Marcus have two sales already today?

Came in on time, maybe?

Lexi, darlin', mark me.

You believe that shit, Hollywood?

A letter.

Nobody writes letters anymore.

You know what? You're right.

Maybe they'll send an e-mail.

You do know what the Internet is, right?

That place where you reorder your Viagra?

Change that number, darlin'.

Don't worry, I'll leave your name on top.

Dude...

She wants you.

Always when you have a girlfriend, right?

Story of my life. When it rains it pours.

Hey, folks. Hey.

Terry Elliot.

Peter Lewis.

Hey, how are you?

Is, uh, Marcus here?

He showed us an Equinox last week,

and, uh, we're ready to take the plunge.

Oh. No, Marcus just...

stepped away for a minute, but if you want to wait in...

You know what?

I have no idea when Marcus is gonna be back.

You want to take a seat at my desk

and we can get the, uh, paperwork started?

Okay.

Well, hello.

I'll take two samoas,

the thin mints, and mommy's phone number.

Nice...

I appreciate you checking in, Joe.