Ruin Me

Jared: Alex?

Wake up.

Fuck!

Alex!

Oh, no. Hey.

Alex, it's okay.

It's okay. You're okay.

What were you dreaming about?

I don't remember.

Should we pull over?

No, no, I'm sorry, I'm fine.

You know I actually think this weekend's gonna be

really good for us.

If we survive.

So, this is the ultimate horror movie experience.

It's perfect.

A lot of good horror movies start at an old gas station.

-One second! -Okay...

I thought I was the only girl.

-So did I. -Uh, you were.

Uh, my buddy got me tickets for my birthday,

but he got sick last minute and bailed.

She's doing me a huge favor.

Lucky us.

Oh!

You know it's a party when the most popular spot

is the bathroom.

You look way too smart to be doing this.

And too pretty.

I'm here with my boyfriend.

Hey.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I-I figured.

It's, you know, worth a shot, right?

Yes.

I'll be right back!

Lose something?

Looking for clues.

And you would be wise to do the same.

Didn't you read the directive?

Yeah, Nathan. Didn't you read the directive?

I skimmed it.

It's part-haunted house, part-scavenger hunt.

But we don't have to worry about it.

We're just here to have fun.

Good luck with that. We're gonna win this time.

How many of these have you guys done?

This is our fourth.

Reviews on Fangoria said it's the best.

It better be for what it cost.

This was expensive?

I don't know. Graham paid.

But don't worry about it. The guy's loaded.

Slasher Sleepout?

Yeah.

You can't take any of that shit with you. What?

They said no bags.

Shit. What are we gonna do?

I guess we'll just rough it.

I'm Larry, by the way.

Marina. Pitch.

Pitch. Like black?

Molester van, 6:00.

Molester. 60 seconds.

Uh, uh, uh, somebody didn't read the directive.

Huh! Lookie what I found.

I hope you don't need this.

It's just in case.

Well, I suggest you go plug it up, Carrie.

M-My name's not Carrie.All right then.

The bloodier the better, right?

Welcome to Slasher Sleepout.

For the next 36 hours, you'll be ruint.

We'll be what?

Ruined.

Rule number one.

For your own safety, you must obey all instructions

as if God himself was telling you.

You all need to sign this waiver,

granting us permission to scare the piss out of you.

Your experience may include,

but will not be limited to,

sensory deprivation, heights,

rough handling.

We can touch you, but you can't touch us.

Deep water...

sexual...depravity...

and other extreme situations.

Now everybody put your cellphones in this bag.

They'll be returned to those of you

who finish the weekend alive.

We'll get those bags back to you too.

Though I, uh, can't promise

that any dirty panties won't be sniffed.

If you can't take any more abuse,

there is a safe phrase.

Just shout it out, and we'll come get ya.

But we get ya, that's it.

No more fun, no refunds, you're done.

Got it?What's the safe phrase?

Aww...You scared already, Cupcake?

Aloha, welcome to Hawaii.

The directive didn't say anything about the storyline.

Yep.

Are you gonna tell us what it is?

No.

What do you get if we win?

Your life.

Oh.

Graham.

He's sick, so I'm taking his place.

Okay. Well, I got to brand you.

Roll up your sleeve.

Brand?

Don't forget rule number one.

Rule number one, do what you're told!

Now roll up your sleeve!

Nathan.

Nathan: Yeah?

Larry. Pitch.

-What is it? -My pills!

Oh, shit. Marina.

Okay.

You're all set.

You're all set!

Found them!

Marina: Oh! Who's there?

Alex.

Are you excited to be ruined, Alex?

Not particularly.

My pussy is so fucking wet right now.

You can't smell it, can you?

Umm...

Hey, w-what are you doing?

What is he doing?Probably looking for clues.

We've been doing a lot of zombie escape rooms lately.

Anything could be part of the game.

Are there gonna be zombies?

Well, probably.

This looks like something.

This must be the starting point.

Does this number have any meaning to anyone?

A date?

March 21? Maybe?I don't think so.

Uh, I don't think that garbage is part of the game.

Oh, really?

There's six of these.

This one's mine.

Where's my bag?Get it yourself, man.

Aww, aww, eww!

I don't have a flashlight.

Anyone else have one of these?

We each have a special item.

These weren't in my bag. I just brought them.

What did you get?

A condom?

It'll come in handy somehow.

Whoa!

Jesus.

-Is that thing real? -It's really heavy.

Like they would give us a real gun.

Interesting.

What?

Only two bullets.

We're definitely gonna need this later.

Wait, what if that goes off or something?It won't.

Hey, can we like not keep that loaded?

That's stupid.

We might need to fire it off quickly.

I'm sure they're just blanks.

Still, if it's part of the game,

we don't want to risk wasting them.

Fine. Give me the bullets.

Is that a compass?

Yeah. Set it to 3-2-1.

There.

Let's go.

-Hey, wait! -What?

Look at this headline.

"Mental patients escape."