Love Express

Marriage!

Is it important to get married?

Why this atrocity with a kid Iike me?

Friends, just think..

..after staying in London for 23 years..

..I got engaged to an under-graduate..

..girI of Amritsar in Punjab.

This is onIy torture!

Hey, he's doomed!

I know. It's reaIIy sad. -I know.

My friends were showing sympathy towards me.

BIoody Iosers!

This is the girI. Asneet.

GirI's father and grandpa.

Indian emotionaI scene!

In Amritsar, I Iiked the GoIden TempIe the most.

And this is my famiIy.

A box of assorted chocoIates.

He's my genius dad. Mr. Chaddha.

His idea was to do engagement in Amritsar..

..and marriage in Mumbai.

And he's girI's father. Surjan Singh.

Both are chiIdhood friends.

And this is the onIy reason I'm getting married.

What shouId I do if they're friends?

Can you beIieve this?

And she's my mother.

She's caIIed 'Madhuri Dixit' in London.

Oh God! This was too much!

Dad had booked three bogies of train to go to Mumbai.

AII the guests of bride and groom..

..were going to traveI together.

Mom was excited.

Dad was thriIIed.

And I.. was screwed!

SIow motion! When wiII the train Ieave?

It's up to the train to depart or not!

14 minutes are Ieft.

Where is Asneet?

Asneet? -Yes.

Sometimes she's here and sometimes there.

Where are you, KuIjit? Why didn't you come to the station?

I didn't have the guts, Asneet.

I wanted to give you best wishes too!

Best wishes, my foot!

Sakshi toId me that you've been crying for two days.

If you wanted to marry me, couId you've toId me earIier?

Asneet, I thought you'd know that aII these years I..

You Iove me?

You're a fooI! But nothing can be done now, KuIjit.

PIease don't say that.

Or eIse I'II start crying.

No, Asneet. PIease don't cry.

This is God's wish.

We'II be happy if we obey his wish!

But why didn't you come to the station to meet me?

I warned you not to taIk to anyone.

Mom, phone..

Forget that stupid KuIjit.

You're going to be a daughter-in-Iaw of a such a big famiIy.

When wiII you get wise?

Mummy.. -Now what?

That phone was of uncIe Dev.

Are you comfortabIe?

Ok.

Biscuits.

Ok.

What is that?

Something has happened to the Indian wedding.

Indeed it has.

Sorry.

Do you want tea, Asneet?

Ok, I'II heIp myseIf.

She's hot.

Nice! Hotter!

Nice.

Oh gosh!

Kanav is fuII of etiquettes and manners!

He has aII the EngIish quaIities.

He has onIy one weakness.

He's a Mamma's-Boy.

I get fed up of him.

We're very Iucky.

Our Asneet is going in such a big house.

Our Asneet is so Iucky.

Entire Amritsar was envious of this aIIiance! -Right.

Your simpIicity and honesty..

..impressed Chaddha's and my heart.

Now Asneet is Iike our daughter.

Got it? -Thank you.

Have some tea?

No, thanks.

I onIy take decaf.

What's decaf?

It's something.. -What?

Miss Asneet, don't wear green bangIes.

Red bangIes suit you.

Let it be! Don't be obsequious!

ReaIIy, Asneet!

Why? Do you want to marry me?

I don't know.

Let it be.

He's 21 years oId but Iooks 42. Look at his turban.

Stupid!

Even if I change my turban..

..you're not going to marry me?

Maybe I'II.

HeIIo.

HeIIo.

Where are you?

You're Iost in deep thought.

I'm with you for 4 days.

But you're aIways quiet.

I didn't even hear your voice.

It's not what you think.

There is something for sure.

Are you happy with this marriage?

Ah?

Chirag, where have you been aII day? I've been missing you.

That's Chirag. My friend.

Hi. -Come in.

You come out. You're in since Asneet came.

You forgot your friends. -Ok, I'II go and get fresh.

It's packed here..

Excuse me.

What's going on?

I hate it.

I hate the entire concept of marriage.

What happened?

BIoody boring famiIy tradition!

Greetings! Greetings!

I've been going round and round Iike an ox.

And that red bangIe girI..

Such a bore! She doesn't even taIk.

He tries to be styIish.

But I'm not interested in going to London.

If he says too much, I'II break his jaw.

I didn't want to get married.

But dad gave me uItimatum..

..either get married or Ieave the house.

After Iiving my Iife in Iuxury..

..I can't Iive as pauper.

So I said ok.

Bring a cow for this ox!

Look, Asneet..

..do you know the meaning of this thing you're wearing?

It seems someone has kept a photograph of 1945 in front of me.

This is costume of Indian girI.

Costume! It means its fake.

Change! Asneet, change.

Forget the oId and adopt the new!

This is what it means.

I toId you as you're my best friend.

But now you're Iecturing me.

I know that.

ChiId, that.. -Greetings, granny.

Greetings, chiId.

So what are two friends gossiping about?

Nothing much. Just the usuaI.

Where is Kanav?

He went out with his friend.

Ok. I'II Ieave now.

Are father and mother settIed in the room?

Yes. They've their informer with them, your BaIIi.

He serves them too. Come.

BaIIi.

Where is BaIIi?

Now what?

He didn't bring my newspaper yet.

He's newspaper himseIf.

He'II come.

Drink tea.

Your newspaper is here.

BaIIi! Where were you?

What's the news?

It's 9.30.

Fan is working.

Air-condition is on too.

There are women in one coach..

..and parents in other.

BottIes have been opened.

Kanav and Asneet are in their compartment.

And? -And..

Granny is coming.

Granny has come.

Greetings, granny. -BIess you.

Whose girI is she?

She's not a girI, but granny.

Asneet's maternaI granny.

She stiII Iooks Iike a girI.

Then get your gIasses changed.

Stop fIirting now.

You'II Ieave me if I stop fIirting!

Sister, he Iooks so young himseIf..

..but he's praising me.

Young or oId..

The body is oId, but the heart is young!

Everyone Iike Asneet and Kanav as a coupIe.

ReaIIy, made for each other.

Yes.