The Ghost and the Tout

Please leave.

Kwame, you don't have the fear of God.

You've turned me into the Lord of the Rings.

You'll be shocked at my decision. I will walk away. Try me!

Look at me. You three shouldn't have been born.

Are you laughing at me?

If I get hold of any of you, I will deal with you mercilessly.

Indomie!

Me, Indomie?

I'm sure you don't know anything about the grammar you're speaking.

Stop running! Hold on!

Where are you running? Hold on. Come here.

This guy. Are you normal? What's wrong?

Why are you running? What's wrong with you?

You, too. Why are you running?

Are you mad? Please go away!

Why he's running is what I don't understand.

I'm chasing small children. I'm running after them.

You started running with me. Everybody followed me, too.

-How does my running concern you? -Allow me to run.

This idiot is chasing after kids on the street.

-Hey, bobo , don't talk too much. -Are you okay?

-Today has to be good. -It has to be.

Fortune will smile on us.

A miracle will happen soon.

Come here.

Come back here.

-Where are you going? -I'm off to see a friend.

Honestly, you look like a lunatic. Kneel down there.

He's talking and you are standing. Kneel down!

Do you realize you're being weird? See how you're dressed like a girl?

Tell me, do you want to mislead young boys out there with your behavior?

You want them to behave like you?

Believe me, you're cursed.

Sir, are you cursing her? Your life isn't ruined.

-Rather, big things will befall you. -Are you praying for her?

-Yes, of course. -Okay, go on.

A big vehicle will crush you to death

for misleading boys with your weird lifestyle.

You don't know. I beg you, in God's name, tell me

what made you adopt this lifestyle?

We both grew up in this neighborhood, until you suddenly changed.

Why did you change suddenly? What happened to you?

What happened exactly?

Guys, there's something I don't understand.

I don't know where to start. Do I address you as a he or a she?

Bobo, what do you call yourself? What's the meaning of all this?

We need to stop this weird behavior today.

We need to let him know she's doing the wrong thing.

We have to stop you today. Today we'll tie you here.

-Ah, no! Forget it. -We will tie you here!

-Who's this? What happened? Who are you? -It's me, Isla.

-Stop this. -Is your face on the 1,000-naira bill?

What do you mean "It's Isla"? We need to deal with him!

-Sit down, sir. -Don't come here and misbehave.

Don't say that, please. Forget about it.

-Once he grows up, he becomes your child. -Isla.

Isla, I don't like this at all.

Isla, this isn't how things are done.

Isla, don't overstep.

-Please be lenient. -You're getting out of hand.

Please don't be angry. He's one of us.

You're stupid. I will deal with you later.

-Isla, this is unacceptable. -Please.

-Stand up. -You just came to ruin things for us.

-So you want him to leave? -No, you know what?

I promise you guys that, after today, Bobo will not dress like a girl again.

Am I lying? Now tell me, how will you dress?

-Like a man. -The idiot says "like a man."

Like a man.

Isla, this is unacceptable.

-Let's go. -Go where?

-What's wrong? -Things aren't done that way.

-We came here to make money. -He'll give you money.

-Let him give us money. -Don't come with that.

We can't take money from this freak. He shouldn't give us any money.

Let her go, please. I said let him go.

-Hey, Isla. -We don't want it!

Isla, we don't need his money. Go away with your problems.

Go away. We don't want your money! We're not taking his money.

Both of you should leave this place right now!

Isla, you're misbehaving.

We need to teach Isla a lesson or two.

Watch how well I can mimic that guy. Ask me where I'm going.

-Where are you going? -To see my friend.

Take a look at that!

I can do it, too.

-Now ask me. -Where are you going?

I'm going to see my friend.

I'm adverse to losing. My enemy will lose instead.

So this is where you are? So this is where you are?

Eh! You're here!

-This is where you are! -What's that?

-I've been looking for you! -Madam, stop!

-I said stop! What's the problem? -Isla!

It's none of your business.

What's wrong with this one?

-I pity you! -You and who?

I'm touching you again.

-Did you tell her who I am? -I did.

-Madam, see. -Don't interfere!

Me and you.

-See her now! -That's what I'm saying.

-Tell her again. -It's none of your business.

Anybody that tries to separate us when we're fighting will be unfortunate.

Where are your people? I pity you!

That's it! I told you.

She's never lost a fight.

-My friend, answer me. I said talk. -The slap has changed her.

Next time, don't interfere with a married couple's affairs.

-I didn't interfere. -Don't interfere. This is our business.

-I know. -Do you hear me? Don't ever do it again.

Next time...

-She gets it. -Go home. Now go home quickly.

I said to the house. Go!

I'm already going home.

Monkey. Go away! Nonsense.

You people should stop!

You people should stop! Stop!

Chioma is tough.

-Get out of the car! -Get out!

Get out! Get out!

We don't understand English!

I don't listen to trash.

Mike, I beg you.

Please stop!

Tell that man to get out. That's all! What is it?

Who died?

I need to see her, disfigure her, disgrace her and show her I'm a real Igbo girl.

Is she crazy?

Don't come near me. I'm mad!

Open this door!

Open this door! I'm going to strip naked right here!

Quickly!

Open it! Open the door!

I want to see who my man has been sleeping with.

I want to see her!

Stop playing the victim! Stop playing the victim!

What if you dropped her off somewhere?

Dayo, you can't do anything!

Brother Dayo, we speak the same language. Let's talk.

Dayo, if you kill people--

-Get in! -Don't test me!

-Beg him! -Beg him for what? Forget about it!

You don't know if he dropped the girl off already.

Do you think you can outsmart me?

I'll show you what I'm made of!

Edible!

He who lives by the sword will die by the sword.

He who lives by the sword will die by the sword.

I'll cut you from the left and right side.

I'll cut your private parts into several pieces.

-Yellow monkey! Leave me alone! -So you are running.

You see? It's like they say--

"When the fowl messes up, the land pursues the fowl."

Do you know, this matches the box

you'll use to take your stuff back to your village.

-Each time the fowl farts. -I'll force you to walk on your head.

Eat shit and fill your mouth with it, then vomit.

Daddy, please stop this talk.

Abisola.

How are you doing? What's up?

It's okay.

See my baby! See my baby!

-You can keep the change. -Stop giving these bikers money.

You want to collect money?

It's okay. Let him be. I gave it to him.

-Stop giving bike riders money. -I gave it to him.

Today is a good day.

Don't do that again.

-Are you guys doing okay? -Yes, we are.

You guys are doing good.

I can see you're happy.

I said it.

You know what? You're buying me drinks to celebrate.

Nkemjika bought a new phone!

Nkemjika bought a new phone! Let me even take off my slippers.

Nkemjika bought a new phone!

Nkemjika bought an iPhone 10!

Everybody, Nkemjika bought a new phone!

-But I said I miss you. -Forget about love. This is important.

Alausa, how many will you drink? Two bottles?

-Yes, I'll drink two. -Bring two bottles.

How many will you drink?

Eh? Ramotu.

Wait, my friend. I heard you bought an iPhone 10.

Phone. I'm buying drinks for everyone.

Drink up!

Nkemjika has bought a phone!

Aren't you gonna drink gin to feel all right?

I'll drink it later. I'm okay for now.

What is it?

-Hey, bartender! -What?

-Get us some drinks over here! -I'll get them.

I'll get them, but we want to see the phone first.

-You want to see the phone? -I want to see this particular phone.

-5,005-naira phone! -Open the phone!

Calm down, everybody.

-Drink up! The phone is here! -Switch the phone on.

Once I switch on this phone, I'll call Ibrahim.