Below Deck Mediterranean

Previously on

Mediterranean"...

- The Med is the playground for the rich.

Holy hell.

- How's it going? You're the chief stew?

- I am. - Off top.

- I can shake my booty with the best of them.

They're all cute.

It's that brunette and blue eye combination.

- Oh, yeah. - Dude, that's a hard find.

- I'd like to offer you the chief mate's

position on the boat. - Fantastic.

- Do you enjoy the deck work more?

- Oh, absolutely. I have a degree in marine biology.

Like, I don't want to clean up toilets for a living.

I need my vitamin D. - Well, now you're inside.

What the fááá is Tiffany doing here?

- Our primary is Christine Bullock,

a health-conscious person that just launched a skincare line.

That girl is fine.

Eggplant and grease.

I don't want any of that.

- What's happening? They don't like it or what?

They said it's very heavy.

- Fááá. - Dude, where you been, girl?

Supposed to be on deck at 6:00.

You up on deck at 6:00?

Jen is the first female

I've ever worked with on the exterior.

so this is gonna be a challenge for me.

No.

It was one of our non-negotiables,

was to have it on.

Our tip's at risk.

I can't go back to the boat

and tell them there's no game.

I'm hoping you can help me.

There's a football match my guests want to watch tonight.

I'm looking for a football game.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

It's an American football game.

- Hey. - How was your lunch?

- It was delicious. Thank you. - Yeah?

- Yeah. - Oh, good, good, good.

- Bob is so grumpy though.

He's really upset about the Steelers game.

- I'm starting to feel really anxious

because it just doesn't seem like this game is gonna happen.

I've definitely had better charters,

and for the first one of the season,

I probably would have liked it to be going a bit more smoothly.

- No, they've won two on the line.

- I know, but they haven't been to six, have they?

No. They've won six.

What's up?

How you doing?

- Finished our beautiful lunch here.

It was excellent. - So it's a super-small town.

It's basically just one café

with a TV with the local channels.

- Sháá. I've never missed a Steeler game, period.

- You've never missed a single Steelers game?

- Never missed a single Steelers game.

- My only hope now is that the captain,

by some miracle, gets the game working on the boat.

So we've got the boat ready. Come with me.

- Come on, guys. - Fááá.

Thank you.

So I was thinking

that hooking the computer up to this TV,

we can stream it over the Internet.

Makes sense to me.

- When a guest has a non-negotiable request,

we have to do everything within our power

to make that work,

and if we don't do it,

we are essentially failing in our jobs.

We got a red flag here.

- Oh, it means no Internet connection.

áááá. Lost the Internet.

We've got the connection now

from a computer to the receiver to the TV.

I don't understand why it can't get online.

I'm back in the dungeon.

Dan, towels for you guys.

- For outside? - Yeah.

- Don't they have to be dots? Or no?

- I don't know what you guys mean by dots and waves.

I've been a gypsy for five years.

I was dredging and then I started yachting.

I don't even have an apartment.

I move around a lot.

I thrive off change, and this is so monotonous.

So what is this? - A fat wave.

- Oh, it's a crew towel anyway.

- Yeah. - So not that.

I know I just need to buckle down,

learn my interior,

then get my captain's license right after this.

- I don't understand why it can't get online.

So we can't get online?

- I haven't been able to get online from day one.

I can't even watch boobies on my phone,

and you're trying to stream a football game

in the middle of the Med, come on.

- We're gonna have to go into our Internet connection

and choose a different one.

- Let's give it a shot. Let me try Princess.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

- That's it. - Oh, yeah.

Boom. That's done.

- Now we've got it. It's just super-slow.

I'm sure it'll be fine.

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

What are you making?

- I am making red scorpionfish.

It's got almost like a lobster texture.

- That sounds amazing already. - Yeah, yeah.

It's pretty awesome.

Last night's dinner was probably a little heavy.

I'm gonna go the opposite direction

with some fresh-caught scorpionfish

and a little prosciutto bacon to placate the guys.

Please, God. Let's hope they enjoy it.

All right.

- Ever since you put my hat on, it stinks.

Shut up.

Yeah.

- Yeah, but smell my head. Does that stink?

Ugh.

You're not nice.

- Welcome back. How was lunch?

- It was great. - For you, not for me.

So stupid.

Mmm.

How's it going? - Ugh.

- What did you find? What are you doing?

- I'm just gonna give the captain a bit of an update.

There's not one bar or pub

that's gonna show the game at 3:00 a.m., anyway.

- Uh-oh. - Hello.

- So I have great news for you. - Really?

- We've got the streaming thing working.

We've got the game. - Yes.

- We've got it on the big screen.

- Thank God for the Internet.

Oh, my God. I just feel like, phew.

Yeah, a load off.

- Okay. Sweet. Thank you.

Very good news. - Really?

- It's gonna stream here. - Really?

- Yes. - That's really good.

So, what I was thinking

is because they're gonna be up till at least 6:00,

you need to get up at 4:00 and do the morning stuff.

Do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, it shouldn't be a problem at all.

- Yeah. - My family's from Pittsburgh.

I grew up with my dad and my brother,

so I'm a huge Steelers fan,

and love screaming at the TV.

I'm like that assáááá in the bar that's standing up on it like,

"Come on, áááá!"

I don't mind. Game's on. Yay.

- Yeah. Perfect. Done.

- Jen. Jen. Where you at?

- Yeah. Where you want me to meet you?

- I don't you to meet me anywhere.

I just want you on deck.

Fááá.

Uh, Bryan, I'm changing my tampon.

Thank you. Hey, I went to pee,

and I didn't feel it was appropriate

to tell you over the radio.

- No problem. You can just say, "Look, I'm in the bathroom."

- That's the thing, I don't want everyone to hear, like,

the captain, "Oh, I'm in the bathroom," like I don't know.

- Yeah, that's fine. Just say, "Look, I'm using the restroom."

- You want me to tell you when I'm going to the bathroom?

- Yeah. When we're out on deck, you're on my time.

You can't just disappear

and then be upset with me 'cause I'm trying to find you.

I'm your boss. Have some respect.

I know you know better, so just do it, and that's it.

The filet mignon of fish.

- When we were in Bora Bora, I was able to watch the game.

Florence, we were able to watch the game.

- Is the backdrop not amazing?

Do you know what would just make these nights so much better?

A cocktail.

- A cocktail and the game being shown on board.

No way!

You're kidding. Are you F-ing with me?

I'm not fáááing with you.

You move mountains.

- Exactly. Well, that's our job.

Love it!

- I'm gonna let Jen off around 10:30.

- Cool. - And then it's gonna be

you and me for the remainder of the night.