Jack-Jack Attack

Wow, it's dark in here.

- Now it's too bright. - File 82-7-0-2.

Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name.

Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie, only with a K instead of a C,

and an "ah" instead of an "a", only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.

Tell me about the incident.

Well, it started out like any normal sitting gig, you know,

with the reassuring of the parent and all.

Mrs. Parr, I can handle anything this baby can dish out.

Can't I, little boo boo?

- Who can handle it? Mrs. Parr? -

Well, she knows you're in good hands.

Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

Huh?

Mama mama mama.

It's time for cognitive develop...

Who's the goo-goo baby? Where's the hiding... huh?

That was really weird. Wait right here.

Hello, Mrs. Parr, this is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack.

Can you call me? Aah!

Jack-Jack. Baby? Where are you?

Where are... Aah!

Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening,

and you need to tell me what to do, 'cause I'm...

- - How'd you get...?

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We're gonna calm things down a bit now,

and look at flash cards.

- Won't that be fun? -

- Triangle. -

- Good. House. -

Good. Campfire.

Ah...

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