Below Deck

Previously on "Below Deck."

This is next level.

These flowers for Emily are the best flowers I've ever seen.

- Ashley's transgender. - Who's Ashley?

- You're full of surprises, aren't you?

I'll sort something out for you, okay?

Mr. Slover is back.

Dean has such high standards.

- Can we get some service out here

on the aft deck please? - Emily. Emily, Kate.

Can't even leave for five minutes.

- Sounded a lot like you were blaming me and Em.

Your girlfriend--like,

you're distracted too much or some thing.

- This dish was disappointing 'cause it just didn't have

a lot of flavor.

- Watch the bow please. Goddamn it! Sh--.

- Why can't we just be a functional deck crew?

- I expected us to be further along.

I'm gonna make some alterations.

- That was, like, an hour taxi ride.

No, homey don't play that.

- Instead of them hopping in the taxi,

I'm gonna bring the tender to the beach.

F---. Nico has the keys to the "Intrepid."

- So now I have to bail your ass out.

- My ass is about to be handed to me.

This f---ing sucks.

We gonna move?

- All right, Nico, I just want to take a hot shower

and clean up.

Dean and all of his friends

are crispy bacon strips right now,

and I'm wondering where the hell's Kelley.

- Like, really? Pisses me off.

- I think there was a question like this on my SAT.

If Captain Lee's in the rib,

and Kelley's at dock A with the tender,

but Nico's at island B with the keys and the guests,

how much trouble are we all in?

Yachting is supposed to be perfection.

This is just stupid.

Sh--. Oh, sh--.

I have the tender keys.

Why? Why, Kelley?

Why did you not grab the keys? F---.

- Are they back yet? - Um, the captain has gone

to get them in the inflatable tender...

- Oh, wow. - So...

I'm making some stiff drinks.

F---.

This is f---ed up. It's affecting me.

It's affecting everyone.

- There they are. - Attention, "Valor" crew,

headed back with the guests.

I need everybody to get in position accordingly.

Oh, I see them.

- They're coming back? - Yeah, let's open alcohol.

- Alcohol. - Alcohol.

Ben? - Yes?

You got to see this.

- Well, I'm not worried about that.

I'm worried about putting out lunch.

Hello.

- We'll get this thing tied up, and you guys can get some lunch

'cause I know you're probably famished.

Thank you very much.

- Sorry for the inconvenience, gentlemen.

- I'm just so hungry. - Hi. Champagne?

How the f--- you get here?

- Taxi. - Come on, come on.

Come on. Captain Lee was supposed to get you.

- Captain Lee. Captain Lee, Kelley.

He's on a rib inbound to me?

Nico just came out of nowhere with the keys to the "Intrepid."

- Uh, I'm gonna get a reaming. You're not.

That was my f--- up.

F---.

That's the captain.

Yeah, f---.

Hey, Cap, I'm sorry.

Nico found the keys.

- The keys weren't lost. You can drive this back.

I'll take that. I'm tired of getting beat up.

Roger that.

- He should've not called the captain.

He should've taken a taxi back and picked up the keys.

Lots of photos?

- I sure they have lots of photos, yes.

- Yeah? Did you have a nice time?

- Dean is pissed, so thanks, deck crew.

You're making my life harder.

Hey.

- So I don't care if the boat is sinking.

We always want to just keep Dean's wine glass full.

- Okay. - But also, Ben,

I think we have now five guests

at the table including Dean,

so if you want to start platter-ing.

Not a happy cappy.

You guys win, huh?

- Thanks for the rescue. - No problem.

You enjoyed it, though?

I started freaking out.

- Today's the day I die. - Yeah.

- Here we go, baby. Thank you.

Man, I'm gonna be so glad to get all this over with.

- Today we're starting with a watermelon feta and mint salad.

This is blackened mahi with a mango-lime salsa.

Stone crab claw?

- Now we're talking. - Really good.

- So good. - It's perfect. I love it.

- The best way to get the guests happy again

is get some drinks, food.

Oldest trick in the book.

This could fall.

Okay, what do I do with this now?

- Um, put them in that cardboard box by the ice maker.

Ben needs to focus on his cooking

and not the f---ing flowers.

Just don't want to lose these.

I am really not happy

at all with what happened,

but I'll be very clear that it won't happen again.

You got a boom down on it?

- Kelley and Nico up to the wheelhouse.

- The f--- up at the bass is the last thing I need,

and now I've got to go deal with the consequences.

- A million things went wrong which all culminated

in where we're at right now.

What I'd like to do is rip your f---ing head off.

- It was a big f--- up. I know.

- I don't want to talk about it now

because I don't want to say something I might regret.

You're spread just a little too thin.

And I'm afraid what I'm gonna have to do is give Nico

a little more responsibility.

Nico, I'm gonna make you senior deckhand effective immediately.

It'll give you some welcome relief,

not having to worry about being everywhere all at one time.

I think maybe clear your head just a little bit.

So you're gonna have some authority...

- Okay. - And more responsibility.

I hope you deal with it well.

- Absolutely. - I think Nico's fairly bright,

and I think he's a hard worker.

Sometimes when you give somebody

more responsibility, they answer the call.

I want this last day and a half here

to go flawlessly.

Really, really need that to happen.

Holy s---.

I love the responsibility.

I've put my time in, and I'm confident in saying

that I do know what I'm doing.

Any questions?

If so, I don't want to hear them.

- Roger that. - Get the f--- out of here.

- How's lunch so far, all right?

- Very good... - Good.

- In light of our tardiness. - Oh, good, yeah.

- It's always an issue. But no, it's perfect.

- Bonjour. - Talk to me. What happened?

- You mean with Cap? - Mm-hmm.

- Kind of gave me a little promotion.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah.

- Dude, congratulations. - Yeah, yeah.

I feel like I busted my ass the whole season for it,

and this is what I've been waiting for.

He was like, "You're now gonna be running things with Kelley.

You guys will be in charge of the deck team."

I'm so excited for you.

Well done.

Ah!

We have to celebrate.

- I'm in the best mood of moods today.

Guess who's flying out to the island right now.

Ashley?

- She could be on the island already.

- Shoot, man, that's f---ing awesome, happy for you.

I'm sorry, I just got the sh-- kicked out of me, basically.

- By the Captain? What did he say?

- Nothing, Nico's just gonna help me out a little more.

- Like a second boatswain? - No, like a senior deckhand

like Trevor was. I'm fine with it.

When I'm off board, he's in charge.

But the thing is, it was an honest mistake,

and like, if he's gonna freak the f--- out about it,

he's gonna freak the f--- out about it.

There's not much I can do.

Know what I mean?

Whoo-hoo!

Hey.

- How are you? - Very well, how are you, sir?

- You know what? Let's skip charcuterie today

since lunch was so late.

Absolutely.

- Otherwise, we're just eating all day.

- Okay. - So we'll just skip charcuterie

and just pick up with dinner at 8:30, all right?