Axe Cop

Babies are dumb.

Anita says I need to spend more time with Uni-baby.

Plus, she can be super helpful around the office.

Check this out.

I wish for my cold coffee to be hot coffee.

Mmm. Hot coffee.

- Amazing, right? - I wasn't looking.

I was updating the list of all bad guys on earth,

And there is only one bad guy left to kill.

Really? When did this happen?

Last night, when I killed 7,000 bad guys.

Oh no.

Now we'll be out of work.

Axe Cop, what are we gonna do for money?

Guys, we could get jobs at Tom's Fruit Stand.

I'm best friends with Tom, the owner.

He lets me call him Thomas.

- (phone rings) - Axe Cop,

This is the chief of the normal police. We need your help.

There's a giant robot destroying the city.

This giant robot wouldn't happen to be named Psydrozon, would it?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Perfect.

One day, at the scene of the fire

The cop found the perfect axe.

That was the day he became

Axe Cop!

So he had tryouts and hired a partner.

I will chop your heads off!

Axe Cop - 01x07 No More Bad Guys

There he is.

Whoa, hold the phone.

What kind of swords are those?

Dino-swords.

We're getting out of here!

This ain't a job for normal cops.

I'll chop your evil dinosaur heads off!

Oh no! I got dinosaur blood on me.

Aw, are you kidding me? I'm a dinosaur now?

I'm going to call you Dinosaur Soldier.

Axe Cop! The laser.

Move!

- (grunts) - No no, whoa, no no!

No! Uni-baby!

I did it.

I killed everyone on the bad guy list.

Uni-baby, you're alive.

Uh-oh, where's her horn?

Oh man. Anita's gonna kill me.

Axe Cop, you gotta help me look for Uni-baby's horn.

No time, Dinosaur Soldier.

We need to see if this thing can do stunts.

Look, roundhouse.

I wish to be a bad guy.

Flute Cop, Uni-baby, how was your day together...

Oh my gosh. Where's her horn?!

Uh, where's her horn?

It was just her baby horn and it fell out.

That must mean her adult horn is coming in, huh?

Or the truth... is...

Axe Cop threw her at a giant robot and it fell off.

I... looked for the horn, and I just couldn't find it.

Look, you're a father now.

And I can't always be worried if or... what

- you're going to come home as. - You noticed that, huh?

I can't do this anymore, Dinosaur Soldier.

You don't have to.

We killed all the bad guys. It's over.

We start our new jobs in the morning. A whole new life starts tomorrow.

All right, here you go. Two bananas.

Yo, dudes. Who's hungry for apples, because here's a bunch of them.

And where'd they come from? Apple Planet. Boo-yah.

Axe Cop, can you help us out with some of these customers?

Nope, I'm looking through a book about gorillas.

Gorillas are awesome.

I bet they can punch really hard.

Perfect.

I thought I'd miss killing bad guys, but selling fruit,

it's pretty cool.

I'm going to call you Avocado Soldier now.

Yeah, what's the deal here?

Why am I the only one that turns into stuff?

You're not. Look, I'm Axe Cop with lemon.

Hey, Axe Cop with lemon. How much for a coconut?

Hey, Baby Man. (laughs) How's tricks?

Working at a fruit stand now, eh?

Yeah. Axe Cop killed all the bad guys.

Oh, did he?

All right. I'll see you later.

- That guy is creepy. - Yeah, no kidding, buddy.

Full grown man in a baby suit.

Next.

Three, four, five dollars.

Here's your cut, Axe Cop.

Axe Cop, you can look at that list all night long,

but nothing's gonna change.

There are no more bad guys on earth.

You'll get used to life in the slow lane.

Uh, hey, bro.

You want to grab a mega-gulp and ride the choo-choo train

at the Mexican supermarket with me?

Mm, no.

Suit yourself, amigo.

All right. See you in the morning.

"over"?

I knew it.

"Baby Man."

Honey, it's 5:30, and look who's walking through the door.

You're an avocado now?

That's true, but you're missing the point.

I'm safe and I'm home early for game night.

When was the last time that happened?

Well,

I guess you're right. And truth be told,

I do like kissing an avocado way more than I like kissing a dinosaur.

- (beeping) Come in, Avocado Soldier.

What? What do you want, Axe Cop?

I... was right.

There is one more bad guy on the list.